Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

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edited August 2008 in Other Music
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Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon
AUGUST 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•32

OCTOBER 11, 2005
SEATTLE—Members of the popular 1990s grunge band Soundgarden shocked critics and fans alike Tuesday, appearing together publicly for the first time in more than a decade after accidentally running into one another at the Northgate Mall Cinnabon.


The former bandmates come out for an encore of Chillattas.

The unplanned 15-minute reunion was the result of a number of unrelated events, including lead singer Chris Cornell stopping by the baked-goods franchise to buy a Caramel Pecanbon, drummer Matt Cameron taking a break from shopping at the nearby Banana Republic, bass player Ben Shepherd walking by and noticing his one-time bandmates in the food court, and former guitarist and Cinnabon daytime supervisor Kim Thayil working the 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. shift.

According to those in attendance at the packed fast-food venue, the highlight of the incidental Soundgarden reunion came when the rockers reconciled their differences and teamed up for the first time in years to finish off an order of Cinnabon Stix.

"At first it was pretty awkward and none of them seemed like they were really into it," said Al Helbling, 30, a Northgate Mall Sam Goody employee and Soundgarden fan. "But then the drummer comes in and right after that the bass player comes in, and it was like, 'Yes, Soundgarden is back.' It was so intense."

The former members of Soundgarden, who have not released an album together since 1996's Down On The Upside, reported that it was initially difficult to find common ground, but once they began exchanging ideas and riffing on which sugar-filled dessert they were going to order, the chemistry felt "as strong as ever."

While Shepherd told reporters he enjoyed seeing his old bandmates, he admitted to experiencing some last-minute doubts about going through with the encounter.

"I got all the way there, but then I just didn't know if I could do it," Shepherd said. "I had a huge lunch that day. And Cinnabon, that's some really sugary stuff, even if you have a sweet tooth like me."

Thayil, who joined the band shortly after it was formed in 1984, said some tension arose between himself and former front man Chris Cornell early on in the reunion, after Thayil scolded Cornell for entering the cinnamon-bun snack purveyor without a shirt.

"Honestly, I didn't even recognize Chris at first," Thayil said. "All I saw was this bare-chested guy entering the store, and that's unacceptable in the food-service industry. I hate to be the enforcer, but just because we were in a band together doesn't mean I can allow him to create an unhygienic environment."

The heated situation was quickly settled, however, when Thayil offered Cornell a complimentary 12-oz. CarmeLatta Chill. In turn, the 44-year-old lead singer responded by serenading Thayil with a version of the group's hit song "Black Hole Sun" in which he replaced the titular phrase with the word "Cinnabon." Cornell, former singer for the now-defunct group Audioslave, then stuffed his pockets with napkins, saying he needed them for a later solo project.

The two soon moved to a back table, where they joined Shepherd and drummer Matt Cameron, the latter of whom said he was overjoyed to see his old bandmates, since he had to "kill some time" before Pearl Jam practice.

Although Tuesday marked the first time the group has fully reunited, the members of Soundgarden have had a few near-misses in the past 10 years. In August 2000, all four members were seen entering Seattle-area Arby's restaurants, but the reunion never materialized: Cornell and Cameron visited the Meridian Avenue location, while Thayil and Shepherd decided to visit the Michigan Street franchise. The afternoon did, however, mark the largest Temple of the Dog reunion to date, when Cornell and Cameron ran into the rest of the supergroup's members in the restroom.

After the success of the Cinnabon reunion, Soundgarden is reportedly planning a tour of the Sunglass Hut and Piercing Pagoda.
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  • Doodah972Doodah972 Posts: 146
    oh..thats a classic. the onion is the best.
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  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    Funny stuff. Poor Kim why does he have to be the one stuck workign at the cinnabun lol
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  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Posts: 4,154
    intodeep wrote:
    Funny stuff. Poor Kim why does he have to be the one stuck workign at the cinnabun lol

    Yeah, I imagine they make him wear one of those hair nets for his beard...however, it did say he was daytime supervisor, so maybe he found a loophole.

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  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,153
    intodeep wrote:
    Funny stuff. Poor Kim why does he have to be the one stuck workign at the cinnabun lol


    I have my suspicions as to the validity of this story ......just this morning local radio here (CFOX) were discussing Kim's job at Fred Myers!
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  • Hawkshore wrote:
    I have my suspicions as to the validity of this story ......just this morning local radio here (CFOX) were discussing Kim's job at Fred Myers!

    it looks like this story is from back in 2005.

    would love to see a reunion now, but with matt drumming for PJ, who would be best suited for SG??
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  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    I just finished reading this! the hilarity!
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    pretty strange for the onion to write an article that would only be funny to a small group of dorks like us... they can do no wrong in my book though!
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  • that is hilArious
  • MojopinMojopin Posts: 216
    I've tried, and I just can't stop giggling when I look at the picture. The way Matt looks with that green drink in his hand is hilarious. :)

    Imagining Kim as the daytime manager pulling a 'soup-nazi' pose with Chris is equally hilarious...

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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    Mojopin wrote:
    I've tried, and I just can't stop giggling when I look at the picture. Something about the way Matt looks with that green drink in his hand. :)

    http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Soundgarden-R.jpg
    new desktop background! thanks! hahaha

    that doesnt even look like matt! he looks so damn goofy
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  • sgossard3 wrote:
    new desktop background! thanks! hahaha

    that doesnt even look like matt! he looks so damn goofy

    he can't be that skinny, right?
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  • i like matt.ci like matt.c Posts: 1,121
    Hahahahahahahahahaha. That's so funny. I love the picture.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I have no idea of the food store names, but it's funny for sure :D I loved Soundgarden....let's hope they bump into one another at the KFC drive throug soon and maybe then Chris can pull the pin on that bloody awful Timbaland stuff he's made.
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  • corduroy85corduroy85 Posts: 139
    Mojopin wrote:
    I've tried, and I just can't stop giggling when I look at the picture. The way Matt looks with that green drink in his hand is hilarious. :)

    Imagining Kim as the daytime manager pulling a 'soup-nazi' pose with Chris is equally hilarious...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Soundgarden-R.jpg

    It's not Photoshop, is it? They look so out of place there and kinda like Madame Tussaud's wax figures.
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  • it looks like some ppl took the pic there and then they glued the SG members heads on the bodies
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