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worst songs of all time

tonadaxtonadax Posts: 594
edited June 2007 in Other Music
There are some songs that bring tears to your eyes...because they are so incredibly bad...

Paul McCartney- Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
Everything by The Carpenters
Paris Hilton song "Stars are Wild"???Just horrible
fergie - fergalicious
Whatzupwitu by Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson.
Don't forget Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Bonnie Tyler's- Total Eclipse of the Heart
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
Right Said Fred- I'm too Sexy
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Dude, Don't Diss Carl Douglas! :)
    NERDS!
  • Coathanger HalosCoathanger Halos Posts: 137
    Muskrat Love Song- Captain and Tennille
    Metallica- St. Anger
    Trapt- Headstrong....yup. That's the worst song EVER.
    I'll cut you in.
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    too many to name
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 California Posts: 596
    How about that song "Because I Got High"


    It's just an abomination to all things on earth.
    Stone Gossard...riffmeister extraordinaire!

    I am a man, I am advanced.....I am the first man to borrow Stone's leather pants!
  • gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    Hmmm... I think it's Sandwiches by Detroit Grand Pubahs
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • Evacuation RulesEvacuation Rules Posts: 2,162
    Come Back by Pearl Jam
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    JWBusher wrote:
    Come Back by Pearl Jam

    hahaha
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  • nocode23nocode23 Posts: 411
    Dan Hill-Sometimes When We Touch
  • SinnaminGrrlSinnaminGrrl Posts: 7
    The lower case isnt a mistake.

    Anything by rush.
  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    tonadax wrote:
    Paris Hilton song "Stars are Wild"???Just horrible

    It's actually not that bad...considering it sounds like The Tide Is High
    tonadax wrote:
    Bonnie Tyler's- Total Eclipse of the Heart

    Without Bonnie Tyler's masterpiece, where would The Dan Band be?
    tonadax wrote:
    Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

    When it came out, we all loved it...hindsight is 20/20, but at the time Rob was cooking MC's like a pound of bacon.
    tonadax wrote:
    Right Said Fred- I'm too Sexy

    Right Said Fred gets a bad rap...the rest of the album is pretty good.

    My own vote for worst song(s) ever?

    •Oye Como Va-Santana
    •The Logical Song-Supertramp
    •Do It Again-Steely Dan

    PBM
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i can't stand cotton eye joe... and on that note - achy breaky heart

    i had this conversation with a friend just this week...

    she suggests 'we built this city' by starship - but i think that song is rad
    wah
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 2,939
    I actually love Simply Havin a Wonderful Christmastime by McCartney. Brings back a lot of memories of Christmas every time I hear it on the radio during Christmas season.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,177
    I second Oye Como Va by Santana

    I'd also like to nominate anything from Fall Out Boy
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    JWBusher wrote:
    Come Back by Pearl Jam

    I think you meant to say Inside Job.


    Don't forget Wind It Up by Gwen Stefani.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • NickyNoochNickyNooch Posts: 629
    Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet

    Actually, anything ever done by Jimmy Buffet

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  • Blind MelonBlind Melon Posts: 911
    "Girlfriend" - Avril Lavigne
    If I could, think I would give in.
  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    NickyNooch wrote:
    Actually, anything ever done by Jimmy Buffet


    Come on, God's Own Drunk is, at the very least, mildly amusing.

    ;)

    PBM
    "We paced ourselves and we didn't rush through it and we tried to be as creative as our collective minds would let us be over some course of time instead of just trying to rush through a record"

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  • VINNY GOOMBAVINNY GOOMBA Posts: 1,818
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. THAT WAS AWESOME. Who the fuck would fund such a video?

    Man that's classic.
  • hendrix78hendrix78 Posts: 507
    My vote goes to a tie between My Humps and Fergalicious, and anything by an American Idol contestant.
  • FedericoFederico Posts: 7,916
    one more vote to Because I got High....too much for a human ear
  • CaterinaACaterinaA Posts: 572
    First of all, Total Eclipse of the Heart is a brilliant song. OK it sucks, but is my most guiltiest pleasure...

    I'm not sure if it's indeed the worst song ever, but I know it's the song I hate the most (with absolute passion)

    You're beautiful - James Blunt. Most irritating cheesefest ever!!!!!

    And for my fellows who speak spanish, all of Arjona's songs.
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    JWBusher wrote:
    Come Back by Pearl Jam

    "oooh look at me, my gimmick is to constantly rip on the self titled album so I appear witty"
    E8toX.gif

    http://www.reverbnation.com/brianzilm
  • whulmefwhulmef Posts: 176
    Weezer, Island in the Sun. That hip hip shit makes me want to strangle someone.
  • Alex_CoeAlex_Coe Posts: 762
    Coathanger Halos wrote:
    Muskrat Love Song- Captain and Tennille
    Metallica- St. Anger
    Trapt- Headstrong....yup. That's the worst song EVER.


    No. He's headstrong. He'll take you on. He'll take on anyone. *gasp*
  • prytocorduroyprytocorduroy Posts: 4,355
    Coathanger Halos wrote:
    Trapt- Headstrong....yup. That's the worst song EVER.
    Not to mention the main riff is a complete rip off of Insignificance ("The full moon is dead skin"). Vanilla Ice style.
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    Man... Total Eclypse of the Heart used to be my favorite song in Junior High :o
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • DarkStarDarkStar Posts: 734
    tonadax wrote:
    Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
    completely agree. i hate this song so much.

    ds
    And no one sings me lullabyes
    And no one makes me close my eyes
    So I throw the windows wide
    And call to you across the sky....
  • HebejebeHebejebe Posts: 108
    Everything by ABBA
  • BrainofdzBrainofdz Posts: 1,617
    Sagat-Funk Dat
    David Lee Roth-Just Like Paradise
    Grim Reaper-See You In Hell
    Phil Collins-Groovy Kind Of Love
    "Stunned by my own reflection, It's looking back, sees me too clearly and I swore I'd never go there again, Not unlike a friend that politely drags you down,down,down"

    When you see me on the street, yell out "FAVO!!!"

    I've been to alot of Pearl Jam shows;So fucking what.
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