my Nickelback story

MLC2006
MLC2006 Posts: 861
edited March 2008 in Other Music
I was thinking earlier about different shows that I've been to. around 1999 or 2000, I saw Nickelback play. it was before they were famous and I really had not even heard of them at that point. they were playing at a club with 2 or 3 other bands for something like $5, so I went with some friends.

On this night, I got more drunk than I had ever been in my life. I was still throwing up 12 hours later. anyway, towards the end of Nickelback's show, I made my way to the front of the stage, reached up, and unplugged all of the horseface singer's pedals and equipment. I also grabbed the setlist which was taped to the stage, turned around, and calmly walked back into the crowd. if you've seen Forrest Gump, it was almost like that scene where the military guy goes and unplugs the PA equipment while Forrest is giving his speech. I looked back and a roadie or somebody had run forward and was frantically plugging everything back in. nobody said anything about it, not even the bouncers. they were probably thankful for my drunken asshole actions. at that point, I'd never heard of Nickelback and was too drunk to realize how bad they would go on to suck. so it's almost like God himself guided me to the front of the stage for some divine intervention. funny or asshole?
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    funny and asshole....

    funny that it was nicklecrap....


    asshole if it had been a good band....like you said you didn't know they were a shit band at the time.....what if you had done that at one of pj early shows? :)

    funny story though....:D
  • Capstoner
    Capstoner Posts: 727
    funny
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  • Joe2TheRevenge
    Joe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    asshole.

    who the hell are you to decide who sucks?
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • DriftingByTheStorm
    DriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    asshole.

    who the hell are you to decide who sucks?

    Dude.
    This is definately one of those "benefit of the doubt" situations.

    DEFINATELY.
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  • spnkri
    spnkri Posts: 137
    I think you are a hero, and you can plug/unplug all my holes anytime.
  • ADogNamedPilate
    ADogNamedPilate Texas, USA Posts: 291
    hilarious
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  • Gardenparty
    Gardenparty Posts: 1,910
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    asshole.

    who the hell are you to decide who sucks?


    Ahhha...our first Nickelback fan:)

    spring forth you!!

    i kid i kid
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  • MLC2006
    MLC2006 Posts: 861
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    asshole.

    who the hell are you to decide who sucks?

    yeah, but I didn't do it because they sucked. I had no reason for doing it. I was incredibly drunk and would have probably attempted it even if it had been Led Zeppelin onstage. it's just funny looking back, knowing what I know now (that they suck), that it was Nickelback.
  • Joe2TheRevenge
    Joe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    you all are seriously ridiculous

    wait till some drunken asshole walks up to Pearl Jam's stage and unplugs their shit. We'll see how hilarious you think that is.

    No matter how much i hate a band, i would never fuck with their shit. You just don't do that. All my friends are in bands and i guess i just understand what it means to fuck with a band's equiptment. You just don't do it.

    Like the music or not, they have every right to do their job. No one shows up where you work and unplugs your computer or sets fire to your cement mixer.

    Fuckers.
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  • Joe2TheRevenge
    Joe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    MLC2006 wrote:
    yeah, but I didn't do it because they sucked. I had no reason for doing it. I was incredibly drunk and would have probably attempted it even if it had been Led Zeppelin onstage. it's just funny looking back, knowing what I know now (that they suck), that it was Nickelback.

    Someday your girlfriend is going to get incredibly drunk and fuck some other dude. i am sure it will be really funny looking back but you're still going to be pissed about it aren't you?
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • Them-Bones
    Them-Bones Posts: 518
    That rules, Nickelback is a disgrace to music
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  • MLC2006
    MLC2006 Posts: 861
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    Someday your girlfriend is going to get incredibly drunk and fuck some other dude. i am sure it will be really funny looking back but you're still going to be pissed about it aren't you?

    I don't have a girlfriend, I'm married. and she doesn't drink. but maybe she'll fuck you sober, you seem to have bucket loads of charming personality.

    btw, it's not going to happen at a PJ show. those shows in big arenas have barriers and security people are usually up front. it wouldn't even happen at a Nickelback show now. this happened at a small club, when the band was unknown, and there were no such security boundaries.
  • Joe2TheRevenge
    Joe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Well how awesome for you.

    i bet you feel special that you can't handle your liquor and you can be a fucking nuisance out in public.

    neato. i'm impressed.
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • jammerfall
    jammerfall Posts: 908
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    Someday your girlfriend is going to get incredibly drunk and fuck some other dude. i am sure it will be really funny looking back but you're still going to be pissed about it aren't you?

    Funny.
    MLC2006 wrote:
    I don't have a girlfriend, I'm married. and she doesn't drink. but maybe she'll fuck you sober, you seem to have bucket loads of charming personality.

    Funnier.
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  • hopethatuchoke
    hopethatuchoke Posts: 2,927
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    Someday your girlfriend is going to get incredibly drunk and fuck some other dude. i am sure it will be really funny looking back but you're still going to be pissed about it aren't you?


    LOL
  • wolfbear
    wolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    you all are seriously ridiculous

    wait till some drunken asshole walks up to Pearl Jam's stage and unplugs their shit. We'll see how hilarious you think that is.

    No matter how much i hate a band, i would never fuck with their shit. You just don't do that. All my friends are in bands and i guess i just understand what it means to fuck with a band's equiptment. You just don't do it.

    Like the music or not, they have every right to do their job. No one shows up where you work and unplugs your computer or sets fire to your cement mixer.

    Fuckers.
    Totally agree! Great post. :)
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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    I just don't get the full on hatred towards them. As musicians, they do nothing for me, i find them incredibly boring, but no more or less than any other band that doesn't interest me. They are just a crappy band. There's plenty of them out there.

    I wonder why people care enough to hate them that much. Bizzare.

    As to MLC2006's question, i just think, well you were probably really young and you already said you were drunk, and i'm sure you wouldn't do it now. I see you post in the musicians forum too, and i know if you're there you understand the respect factor when it comes to other peoples gear.

    Everyone does stupid things, we all do, but i just wouldn't be so proud of it. That's just my 2c.
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    Couldn't you have just been content to throw rocks at his horse face like everyone else?
  • Odin
    Odin Posts: 599
    In retrospect, that's pretty funny, considering it was Nickleback. Joe2TheRevenge does make a valid point, though.
  • Fender_Man
    Fender_Man Posts: 408
    Why does the Stickleback lead singer always get called horseface? He's always reminded me of the cowardly lion in the Wizard Of Oz!

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