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Korn Finds God?!?!

pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
edited September 2007 in Other Music
I don't think this has been posted,

According to CNN Korn's guitarist (I think his name is Head) found jesus

(no he wasn't hiding behind the couch), quit the band, and wrote a book

about it. May the record show that I absofuckinlutely hate Korn, but this

is just funny.
I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
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  • PiercePierce Posts: 71
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    I don't think this has been posted,

    According to CNN Korn's guitarist (I think his name is Head) found jesus

    (no he wasn't hiding behind the couch), quit the band, and wrote a book

    about it. May the record show that I absofuckinlutely hate Korn, but this

    is just funny.

    not to be mean....i do not like korn...but....are you living under a rock?
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  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    I think he left the band a couple years ago.
  • Its Evolution BabyIts Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    Yea they are about to release there second album without Head. I actually put in Follow the Leader the other day for the first time in 4 years. That album is pretty timeless imo.
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  • BremertonBremerton Posts: 279
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    I don't think this has been posted,

    According to CNN Korn's guitarist (I think his name is Head) found jesus

    (no he wasn't hiding behind the couch), quit the band, and wrote a book

    about it. May the record show that I absofuckinlutely hate Korn, but this

    is just funny.
    I don't think this has been posted. Kurt Cobain dead at 27.
  • Its Evolution BabyIts Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    Bremerton wrote:
    I don't think this has been posted. Kurt Cobain dead at 27.

    LOL...This just in Jim Morrison found dead in a bathtub.

    How tragic.
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  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    Its Evolution Baby wrote:
    LOL...This just in John Morrison found dead in a bathtub.

    How tragic.

    I'm actually pretty pleased with myself that I just found out this guy

    found jesus. I stay away from the celebrity news as much as possible. I

    just guess I'm more concerned with "Real" news, you know, news about

    events that have a direct impact on the social and political climate of our

    country. But it's cool, I'm okay with that...oh yeah...is Paris Hilton out of

    jail yet?
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  • oppie1oppie1 Posts: 755
    did you hear the North won the Civil War?
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  • pearljam0000pearljam0000 Posts: 450
    oppie1 wrote:
    did you hear the North won the Civil War?

    Not yet, but it sounds cool I'll have to google that.
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    oppie1 wrote:
    did you hear the North won the Civil War?

    You mean the "War of Northern Aggression"?
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  • lephtylephty Posts: 770
    http://www.headtochrist.com/

    and welcome to 3 years ago!
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    ADAM ATE THE APPLE...we're doomed!
    adam says to god..."I was fucking starving! why put ripe red shiny apples in a starving man's face when such consequences exist for the rest of mankind?"
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  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    this is the funnies thread i have read in a long time...

    thank you...
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  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    somebodyelse'ssky wrote:
    ADAM ATE THE APPLE...we're doomed!
    adam says to god..."I was fucking starving! why put ripe red shiny apples in a starving man's face when such consequences exist for the rest of mankind?"
    god says..."I gave you eve and I never said there was anything wrong with eating her."

    I bet eve would taste good...
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    lephty wrote:
    http://www.headtochrist.com/

    This fucking disgusts me. Rocker turned christian. So you leave your high paying rock star gig to suck on jesus balls, realize you have no fucking money, realize you have no fucking fan base, so to overcome your dwinding finances you decide to write a lame ass book about your experience in order to try to cash in on the biggest mistake of your life. And on top of that you go on the national talk show circuit to promote your book and make ME think this shit just happened, and as a result I get clowned on by this board. Fuck you christian.

    "go with christ bra"
    - c-man
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    I don't think this has been posted,

    According to CNN Korn's guitarist (I think his name is Head) found jesus

    (no he wasn't hiding behind the couch), quit the band, and wrote a book

    about it. May the record show that I absofuckinlutely hate Korn, but this

    is just funny.

    whats wrong with korn? their shows are great. say what u want but they still have a good following. And whats FUNNY is this news is ancient and, its even FUNNIER that Head is a christian now and i bet he feels like a moron seeing video of all the rude lewd acts he took part in. yikes!!!!
    korn rules man.
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  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    SENROCK! wrote:
    whats wrong with korn? their shows are great. say what u want but they still have a good following. And whats FUNNY is this news is ancient and, its even FUNNIER that Head is a christian now and i bet he feels like a moron seeing video of all the rude lewd acts he took part in. yikes!!!!
    korn rules man.


    4 years on the board....over 24,000 posts...thats like over 16 per day. Get some sunshine buddy...

    Korn sucks...quit the whole pissed off grade school terrible music scene.
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    This just in: Woolly mammoth is EXTINCT!


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  • BeavBeav Posts: 223
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    4 years on the board....over 24,000 posts...thats like over 16 per day. Get some sunshine buddy...

    Korn sucks...quit the whole pissed off grade school terrible music scene.

    Wow! Who pissed in your Wheaties? Was it Jesus? I'd drink his piss. It probably cures all ailments.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    4 years on the board....over 24,000 posts...thats like over 16 per day. Get some sunshine buddy...

    Korn sucks...quit the whole pissed off grade school terrible music scene.


    do not EVER tell me what to do! :D
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  • RicsardRicsard Posts: 1,943
    We talk about ancient facts ... LOL :D
    but
    let's accept other persons' (e.g. Head's) decisions...especially if they don't affect our lives, fate or happiness.

    And Korn (a brilliant live act) is not worried if you hate them...try to focus on bands that you like or you don't know and quit bashing on acts you hate - it IS unnecessarily childish behaviour!!!
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    4 years on the board....over 24,000 posts...thats like over 16 per day. Get some sunshine buddy...

    Korn sucks...quit the whole pissed off grade school terrible music scene.


    hes from dayton, forgive him SEN.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    restlesssoul wrote:
    hes from dayton, forgive him SEN.


    HAHAHAHHAHAHHA i'll try!!! :D
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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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