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The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
edited June 2006 in Other Music
at work they play music in the bathroom. i guess if they have elevator music, why not bathroom music?? makes sense, i guess. anyways, that song 'together forever' by rick astley started playing. i thought it was pretty appropriate considering i was in the middle of a "number 2" when it came on. anyways, what's the last 'shitty" song you heard??
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    stonesgstringstonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    Haha you must work somewhere posh to have music played in the bathroom :eek:

    Last shitty song I heard? Erm, apart from the crap they play in shops, I manage to avoid that stuff. I never listen to radio these days.
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    Shawn Smith CollectiveShawn Smith Collective Posts: 986
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    at work they play music in the bathroom. i guess if they have elevator music, why not bathroom music?? makes sense, i guess. anyways, that song 'together forever' by rick astley started playing. i thought it was pretty appropriate considering i was in the middle of a "number 2" when it came on. anyways, what's the last 'shitty" song you heard??

    This post made my night. Thank you.
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    brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    'go let it out' would suit the ocasion just fine...
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    Shawn Smith CollectiveShawn Smith Collective Posts: 986
    This post made my night. Thank you.

    By the way, I'll go with the ultimate "shitty" song...Toilet Stool Rap by Biz Markie

    I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
    I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
    Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
    I always come out with a funky fresh idea
    Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
    To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression
    Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
    I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
    This's a hidden secret where classics come from
    Everybody has done it, even my man Run
    Only in there I am the king of the throne
    Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
    No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
    No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
    That's the only way that I can get privacy
    And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...

    Me sittin on a toilet
    Waitin for my bowels to move
    I got a doodoo rap
    I got a doodoo...

    Yo, bust it
    Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
    It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
    It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
    All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
    I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
    What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"?
    Then I write some words, so I really can use it
    I think I would name this one Make The Music
    Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
    Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
    Then I come out on stage like Superman
    But never show the people my masterplan
    Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
    Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
    A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
    Only thing I can say is...

    I'm sittin on a toilet
    Waitin for my bowels to move
    I got a doodoo rap
    I got a doodoo
    Doodoo
    Doo-oo-oo
    Doo-doo-doo-doo
    Rrrhaaa
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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    because i got high
    d'oh!!!!!!

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    AxlUlrichAxlUlrich Posts: 12,652
    pjny wrote:
    This post made my night. Thank you.

    By the way, I'll go with the ultimate "shitty" song...Toilet Stool Rap by Biz Markie

    I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
    I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
    Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
    I always come out with a funky fresh idea
    Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
    To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression
    Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
    I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
    This's a hidden secret where classics come from
    Everybody has done it, even my man Run
    Only in there I am the king of the throne
    Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
    No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
    No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
    That's the only way that I can get privacy
    And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...

    Me sittin on a toilet
    Waitin for my bowels to move
    I got a doodoo rap
    I got a doodoo...

    Yo, bust it
    Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
    It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
    It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
    All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
    I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
    What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"?
    Then I write some words, so I really can use it
    I think I would name this one Make The Music
    Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
    Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
    Then I come out on stage like Superman
    But never show the people my masterplan
    Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
    Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
    A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
    Only thing I can say is...

    I'm sittin on a toilet
    Waitin for my bowels to move
    I got a doodoo rap
    I got a doodoo
    Doodoo
    Doo-oo-oo
    Doo-doo-doo-doo
    Rrrhaaa
    wow..that is one crappy song!

    All Night Long by Lionel Richie is pretty appropriate for the constipated ;)
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