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reversedarwinismreversedarwinism Posts: 1,151
edited September 2008 in Other Music
j/k. Its horrible, but my employees have been playing it alot lately. Its alot of songs you can't avoid hearing. So hears a review:

1. Sulja Boy - Crank that - not horrible, ooooh you get tired of soon. One of my son's favorites...
2. Timbaland - The Way I Are - I guess he's leading pop music back into the 80s
3. Timberlake - Love Stoned - good song
4. Rihanna - Shut up and drive - I kept thinking this was Kelly Clarkeson, cheese pop rock, barely tolerable
5. Chris Brown - This is when the disc really turns to shit.
6. Sean Kingston - Beautiful girls - possilby the worst thing I've ever heard
7. Kanye West - You can't tell me Nothin - you're stupid and you suck at making music, please stop
8. Faboulous - you make me better - well you don't do shit for hip hop's state of shit
9. J Holiday - Bed - same reviews as 6. and 7.
10. Baby bash/T-Pain - Cyclone - in a club, ok. But never, ever any where else, shit.
11. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry - Suck, makes me more suicidal than Sean Kingston
12. Pink - Who Knew - turd thats tolerable only after the last 7 songs
13. Avril Lavigne - When youre gone - here's a fresh turd kids, you're supposed to like this
14. The Last Goodnight - Pictures of you - tolerable pop, may be its ok, but may be only in comparrison to this disc
15. Plain White Ts - Hey There Delilah - I like this song
16. Daughtry - Over You - shit rock, why even do it? oh yeah, money.
17. Nickleback - Rock Star - God, spare me. I know its so common to hate them here, but its my honest opinion.
18. Three Days Grace - Never Too Late - One of my favs here and one my least favs one the family Ipod.
19. Life House - First Time - more lifehouse Christian Rock - eye roll, but my #1 worker loves them, tolerable
17. Good Charolet - I don't want to be in be in Love - is it 1986? Best thing about this song is that its the end of the disc

Try these songs out and experience the eye rolling horror of new pop. Sympathy anyone?
bombs, dropping down, please forgive our hometown
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    reversedarwinism wrote:
    j/k. Its horrible, but my employees have been playing it alot lately. Its alot of songs you can't avoid hearing. So hears a review:

    1. Sulja Boy - Crank that - not horrible, ooooh you get tired of soon. One of my son's favorites...
    2. Timbaland - The Way I Are - I guess he's leading pop music back into the 80s
    3. Timberlake - Love Stoned - good song
    4. Rihanna - Shut up and drive - I kept thinking this was Kelly Clarkeson, cheese pop rock, barely tolerable
    5. Chris Brown - This is when the disc really turns to shit.
    6. Sean Kingston - Beautiful girls - possilby the worst thing I've ever heard
    7. Kanye West - You can't tell me Nothin - you're stupid and you suck at making music, please stop
    8. Faboulous - you make me better - well you don't do shit for hip hop's state of shit
    9. J Holiday - Bed - same reviews as 6. and 7.
    10. Baby bash/T-Pain - Cyclone - in a club, ok. But never, ever any where else, shit.
    11. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry - Suck, makes me more suicidal than Sean Kingston
    12. Pink - Who Knew - turd thats tolerable only after the last 7 songs
    13. Avril Lavigne - When youre gone - here's a fresh turd kids, you're supposed to like this
    14. The Last Goodnight - Pictures of you - tolerable pop, may be its ok, but may be only in comparrison to this disc
    15. Plain White Ts - Hey There Delilah - I like this song
    16. Daughtry - Over You - shit rock, why even do it? oh yeah, money.
    17. Nickleback - Rock Star - God, spare me. I know its so common to hate them here, but its my honest opinion.
    18. Three Days Grace - Never Too Late - One of my favs here and one my least favs one the family Ipod.
    19. Life House - First Time - more lifehouse Christian Rock - eye roll, but my #1 worker loves them, tolerable
    17. Good Charolet - I don't want to be in be in Love - is it 1986? Best thing about this song is that its the end of the disc

    Try these songs out and experience the eye rolling horror of new pop. Sympathy anyone?
    you just said you like "hey there delilah" and you want my sympathy?! :rolleyes:

    i couldve sworn they were on atleast NOW 50 by now... i havent bought one since 1... which, lets be honest, was pretty good :D and essential to every 90's childs CD collection along with jock jams and space jam
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    when i was managing a chain record stores in my area, these albums were always a huge priority & we had to play them 3 times a day, every fucking day. i expect Hell plays these over their loud speakers. Hell FM.
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • not for me?not for me? Posts: 501
    sgossard3 wrote:
    you just said you like "hey there delilah" and you want my sympathy?! :rolleyes:

    i couldve sworn they were on atleast NOW 50 by now... i havent bought one since 1... which, lets be honest, was pretty good :D and essential to every 90's childs CD collection along with jock jams and space jam

    I had the space jam soundtrack and would listen to it everyday! I miss those days haha. I'm going to go download it! :D
    Nathan
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    not for me? wrote:
    I had the space jam soundtrack and would listen to it everyday! I miss those days haha. I'm going to go download it! :D
    ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: we have now taken over your RADIOOOOOOOOO :D

    good times indeed... and did i mention the superb acting in that film? can you imagine them making a movie with the rapists and thugs that are in the league today?? HA
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • not for me?not for me? Posts: 501
    sgossard3 wrote:
    ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: we have now taken over your RADIOOOOOOOOO :D

    good times indeed... and did i mention the superb acting in that film? can you imagine them making a movie with the rapists and thugs that are in the league today?? HA

    Ya, a movie like space jam can't ever happen again. Sad. Does anyone remember doug the show?
    Nathan
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    not for me? wrote:
    Ya, a movie like space jam can't ever happen again. Sad. Does anyone remember doug the show?
    Doug was awesome.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • IgottagoIgottago Posts: 483
    You should fire your employees for having incredibly shitty taste.
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Did that just come out? Some of those songs are quite old, from last year. I like Rihanna, but Sean Kingston is AWFUL. Lovestoned (timberlake) is a good song. I teach an aerobic program that has choreographed routines, and several are to songs on that list, so I'm pretty familiar with some of that, but its not stuff I listen to on non-work time.
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    Let me introduce you to Buzz Cuts
    http://www.musicspace.com/product.aspx?productcode=MS1308
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Let me introduce you to Buzz Cuts
    http://www.musicspace.com/product.aspx?productcode=MS1308
    STP lost some major respect points in my book when i saw them on that commerical... everyone else in that collection i would expect such mediocrity from
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • MonsterOfTheMidwayMonsterOfTheMidway Posts: 416
    Sorry. I couldn't take anything you typed seriously once you put "Hear's a review."
    16

    Lil Wayne is better than Pearl Jam.

    Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes 'n tricks
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    MonsterOfTheMidway wrote:
    Sorry. I couldn't take anything you typed seriously once you put "Hear's a review."
    its a pun... cause hes talking about music... duh :p
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    sgossard3 wrote:
    STP lost some major respect points in my book when i saw them on that commerical... everyone else in that collection i would expect such mediocrity from

    Not 311, Switchfoot actually have a couple songs I enjoy too.........the rest is total dogshit though.
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • reversedarwinismreversedarwinism Posts: 1,151
    MonsterOfTheMidway wrote:
    Sorry. I couldn't take anything you typed seriously once you put "Hear's a review."

    oops. And it shouldn't be taken too seriously anyway.
    bombs, dropping down, please forgive our hometown
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    the apocolypse is upon us
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i hope i never have a family ipod.
  • cubbieblue82cubbieblue82 Posts: 292
    2. Timbaland - The Way I Are - I guess he's leading pop music back into the 80s


    Is that really the name of a song? My how far we have fallen...
    Obama/Biden '08!!!
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    cubbieblue82 wrote:
    2. Timbaland - The Way I Are - I guess he's leading pop music back into the 80s


    Is that really the name of a song? My how far we have fallen...
    i could even understand "the way i is" moreso than "the way i are"... its like theyre TRYING to be stupider :rolleyes: (i mean "they" as in rappers... not african americans... so relax)

    unless he means "i" in a collaborative sense that can replace "we"... as if hes taking on the weight of or speaking for an entire population or group of people... dont think it was that thoughtful though
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
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