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Make Up Your Band Name and Tell Me Your First Album and Single.

restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
edited February 2008 in Other Music
MINE:

Band Name: Loaf of Toast
First Album: Black Stool
First Single: I came, I left
Van '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I+II, Vegas I+II '24
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Band name: Your Lap-Dancing Sister
    Album name: Furry mitts and dirty biscuits
    First Single: Shake your grumble
  • OdinOdin Posts: 599
    Band Name: Wardrums
    First Album: Swallow It Whole
    First Single: Fuck You
  • dirtyTdirtyT Posts: 3,620
    facepollution wrote:
    Band name: Your Lap-Dancing Sister
    Album name: Furry mitts and dirty biscuits
    First Single: Shake your grumble
    YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!! THAT WILL NOT BE TOPPED!!!
    Cuyahoga Falls 98, Columbus 00, Cleveland 03, Columbus 03, Toledo 04, Grand Rapids 04, Kitchener 05, Cleveland 06, Cincinnati 06, Washington DC 08, Philadelphia IV 09, Columbus 10, Cleveland 10, Chicago 13, Pittsburgh 13, Cincinnati 14, Chicago (1) 16, Chicago (2) 16
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    dirtyT wrote:
    YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!! THAT WILL NOT BE TOPPED!!!


    "Dude I saw Your Lap-Dancing Sister last night, fucking fantastic!", "Your Lap Dancing Sister is awesome"........so many possibilities!
  • dirtyTdirtyT Posts: 3,620
    facepollution wrote:
    "Dude I saw Your Lap-Dancing Sister last night, fucking fantastic!", "Your Lap Dancing Sister is awesome"........so many possibilities!
    "your lap dancing sister rocks it harder than anyone...."
    Cuyahoga Falls 98, Columbus 00, Cleveland 03, Columbus 03, Toledo 04, Grand Rapids 04, Kitchener 05, Cleveland 06, Cincinnati 06, Washington DC 08, Philadelphia IV 09, Columbus 10, Cleveland 10, Chicago 13, Pittsburgh 13, Cincinnati 14, Chicago (1) 16, Chicago (2) 16
  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    facepollution wrote:
    Band name: Your Lap-Dancing Sister
    Album name: Furry mitts and dirty biscuits
    First Single: Shake your grumble

    That's hardcore!

    Without ever hearing 'Your Lap-Dancing Sister', I am going to go out and make a cover band called 'Your Lap-Dancing Mother'. No albums, just an orgy of Your Lap-Dancing Sister... songs.
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Ledbetterus wrote:
    That's hardcore!

    Without ever hearing 'Your Lap-Dancing Sister', I am going to go out and make a cover band called 'Your Lap-Dancing Mother'. No albums, just an orgy of Your Lap-Dancing Sister... songs.

    Just so you know, our sound is like a Peruvian folk/psychedelic metal fusion. It features a number of my friends as interpretive dancers (kind of like Bez from the Happy Mondays). Electro-acoustic triangle solos feature heavily.
  • upina2001upina2001 Posts: 764
    Band Name: Shipwreck
    First Album: Bottoms Up
    First Single: Overboard

    Toledo, Ohio (September 22, 1996), East Troy, Wisconsin (June 26, 1998), Noblesville, Indiana (August 17, 1998), Noblesville, Indiana (August 18, 2000), Cincinnati, Ohio (August 20, 2000), Columbus, Ohio (August 21, 2000), Nashville, Tennessee (April 18, 2003), Champaign, Illinois (April 23, 2003), Noblesville, Indiana (June 22, 2003), Chicago, Illinois (May 16, 2006), Chicago, Illinois (August 05, 2007), West Palm Beach, Florida (June 11, 2008), Tampa, Florida (June 12, 2008), Columbus, OH (May 06, 2010), Noblesville, Indiana (May 07, 2010), Wrigley Field (July 19, 2013), US Bank Arena (October 01, 2014), Lexington (April 26, 2016), Chicago Night 2 (August 20, 2018), Boston Night 1 (September 02, 2018), Nashville (September 16, 2022), St. Louis (September 18, 2022)

  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    keep this thing going, i think it has potential
    Van '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I+II, Vegas I+II '24
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Band Name: Albino Sasquatch
    Album: Hairier than thou
    First single: Bird Meal
    NERDS!
  • KannKann Posts: 1,146
    Band name : Mad Balls
    First album : Stuff it
    First single : Tittie twister
  • btb002btb002 Posts: 183
    Name : Mad Potter Society
    Album : More of the Same
    Single: Your Average Three Note Radio Song
    Label : Matador

    I've thought this one out. Rolling Stone will love us because we think all music nowadays is shit. We will be favorably compared to The Jesus and Mary Chain and Pavement. Our first album will be welcomed by all music supremacist and major publications with street cred. Zach Braff will feature us in his new movie. Then our second album, Uncertain Truths, will he a huge departure from the sonic rush of the first one. Leaving Rob Sheffield speechless and us with massive egos. In support of the new album we'll just jam for classic (to us, not the audience) one hour performances where we only actually play six or seven songs. Then it all starts falling apart as we have in fights amongst who really is the genius in the group. Our third album, Fuzzy Logic, will be panned initially by critics causing us to break up. The break up will happen at a night club in L.A. when our acid driven drummer Johhny Sparx beats the crap out of our bassist Uneven Sidewalk. Fuzzy Logic goes on to have a cult following and influences three future indie bands. In an 2020 edition of Blender, Fuzzy Logic is ranked behind What's the Story Morning Glory for the most influential album of all-time. The post break-up success brings about a reunion, which I finally agree to ending my successful solo career. The tour goes on to be the first billion dollar grossing tour ever.
    You are just a negative mindless pud.
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Band name : The Poisoned French Fries
    First album : Queen for The Day, Dead for Eternity
    First single : Rancid Mosquito Bite
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Band name : Penis Machine
    First album : Penis Machine
    First single : Penis Machine (the movie)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Band Name: 'Spackenzie Deutsche'

    First Album: 'Sponge Bath for the Soul'

    First Single: 'Change My Cannula Please Matron'

    (Thanks to somebody special in the industry for the album title)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Band name : The Prog-Rock Pirates
    First album : Sailing 6 of the 7 Seas
    First single : Booty Time
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Danglin' Dick and the Blue Ball Band
    Single: Straighten me out
    Album: Hangin' around
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    Band Name: The Tijuanan Jazz Pamphlets
    First Album: Top Shelf Literature
    First Single: Of Course I'll Wash It First
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
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    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Band: Unknown
    Album:Known
    Song:Untitled

    OR

    Band:Parapalegic Prosstitutes
    Album: Hepatitus A
    Song: Disease Free

    i must say, this thread absolutely OWNS keep this going forever.
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    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    Band name : Dirty Bunghole
    First album : Chocolate Cannoli
    First single : Feeling Moist
    Boston 9-28-04, 5-24-06, 5-25-06, 5-17-10, 8-5-16, 8-7-16, 9-2-18, 9-4-18
    Hartford 5-13-06, 6-27-08, 10-25-13
    Mansfield, MA 6-30-08, 6-28-08, 7-2-03, 7-3-03, 7-11-03, 8-29-00, 8-30-00, 9-15-98, 9-16-98
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Band: The 9mm's
    Album: Get Capped
    First Single: Shoot dat' Hoe
    NERDS!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Band: Sharded
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    First Single: Thora Birch has no spleen
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    band: naked colon
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    band: tanks and mammories
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Band name: Matron Deluxe
    Album: Honey, I Killed Some Kids
    Single: My Mom Smells Like Wee

    The video, for those who are interested, would consist solely of me, buzzing rhythmically on a rug for three minutes. Then, it fades to black, and a disembodied robotic voice would say, "Monkey Love", and it ends with a blaring klaxon, over rapidly flashing pictures of Rick Moranis.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    band: the cankles
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    single: lost sock from the dryer
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    band: the canceled checks
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    band: checked egos
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