Chinese Democracy 1st Review

brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
edited March 2006 in Other Music
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Guns N' Roses
Chinese Democracy
(Interscope)
By: Chuck Klosterman


The endless wait is over.


It's been a long time since Guns N' Roses have released an album of new material. Everybody knows this, but it's a fact that bears repeating. If you purchased a kitten on the day that Use Your Illusion I & II arrived in stores, it's probably dead by now. As a consequence, there has been a great deal of pressure on Axl Rose to deliver a record that would validate a 15-year, $13 million wait. There is really only one way for Chinese Democracy to avoid utter and absolute failure: It needs to be the greatest rock album ever made.

Chinese Democracy is not the greatest rock album ever made.

Oh, it's certainly awesome, but I don't think it's "15 years awesome." Had Axl released his album after a silence of, say, 11 years and two months (at a cost of, say, $11.5 million), Chinese Democracy would be an undeniable masterpiece, but considering the circumstances, some of this work seems shoddy. I get the impression most of the 13 songs were written between 1993 and 1999, and Rose merely spent six or seven years touching them up in the studio. One is forced to wonder if a track like "Madagascar" was only recorded 75 or 80 times, which calls Axl's alleged "maniacal perfectionism" directly into question.

Does Chinese Democracy offer glimpses of the paranoid, misogynistic genius we once heard on the soundtrack of Interview With the Vampire? Absotively. "The Blues" might be Rose's crowning career achievement: It's an epic combination of mid-period Stevie Wonder, early Elton John, and side two of In Through the Out Door. This is the kind of gutter-glam boogie ballad that makes "November Rain" seem like a bucket of burro vomit warming in the afternoon sun. Chinese Democracy is simultaneously propulsive and ponderous, and there are some electrifying guitar arpeggios on both "Silk Worm" and "Thursday Morning Strip Club" (performed, I assume, by either Buckethead, Robin Finck, Zakk Wylde, Johnny Marr, or Brian May -- all five are listed in the liner notes). But this transcendence is sporadic at best: All too often, Rose's sonic neurosis plunges into self-reflexive self-indulgence, most notably on the outdated 14-minute rap-rock anthem "Pound You (Good)" and an embarrassing "roots rock" duet with new buddy Dave Pirner titled "You're Still Too Sweet Not to Be My Baby Anymore." Several songs make thinly veiled references to the architect who designed Rose's backyard topiary garden, a move that may confuse casual listeners.

Obviously, the sexy albatross hanging around Rose's wiry jugular is simple modernity: Could he create an album that would sound contemporary -- and competitive -- in today's ever-evolving marketplace? As such, it is hard to understand why he elected to have Chinese Democracy coproduced by Bob Ezrin (Pink Floyd, Kiss) and Phil Ramone (Billy Joel, Barbra Streisand). Songs like "Catcher in the Rye" exhibit the sculpted sheen of Billy Joel's Glass Houses, and the LP includes several tracks on which GNR bassist Tommy Stinson appears to be playing a note-for-note replication of the bass line from "Another Brick in the Wall." Skeptics might also bristle at the anger that still resides in Axl's heart; his hairstyle and facial features have changed, but his inner intensity remains grizzly-esque. On the caustic rocker "Slash and Burned," Rose lashes out at his former bandmates now in Velvet Revolver with staggering specificity: "Your singer has cocaine eyes and a skeletonized trance / We'll see if RCA recoups their advance." Rose has also retained his pathological distaste for the media, lyrically attacking the editors of Vanity Fair, MTV personality Sway, numerous teenage bloggers, and the city hall reporter for the Cincinnati Enquirer (who, curiously, has never written about pop music).

Still, Rose always possesses the potential to surprise us, as he does on a slightly reggaetón cover of Thin Lizzy's "Cowboy Song" and a faithful (albeit befuddling) version of "Think About You," a tune actually written and recorded by Guns N' Roses in 1987. But a deeper quandary remains: Does Chinese Democracy accomplish its goal? After all this time and all that money, will this album truly bring democracy to China?

I don't know. I just don't know.

FAST FACTS

1. The album's working title for much of 1994 and '95 was Chinese Theocracy.
2. To capture a specific drum sound, Rose coated the walls of his home studio with four inches of wet adobe from the Sonoran Desert.
3. Two weeks before his death in 2002, ex-Clash frontman Joe Strummer contributed guitar for a song tentatively titled "Janky Holocaust." However, Rose eventually dropped the track, citing "dehydration."
4. The liner notes include Rose's complete voting record, dating to 1992.


http://www.spin.com/reviews/magazine/2006/04/060323_gunsnroses/
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  • NakedClownNakedClown Posts: 545
    So it's a joke.... I just wasted all that time on a joke....

    That's great...
  • brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    why do you say that?
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  • EPhi1430EPhi1430 Posts: 33
    click on the link and look at the fast fact #5, it says its an april fools joke
    Thats okay man, cause I love Frogs

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  • brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    i know. i was just trying to keep the joke alive...
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,513
    Will the album come out first?

    or


    Will there actually be democracy in China?????
  • karma defectkarma defect Posts: 5,483
    You are a sick and twisted man Brhf9. Hahahahaha.

    Funny though. You devil dog.
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    You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
    Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
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    I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
  • brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    You are a sick and twisted man Brhf9. Hahahahaha.

    Funny though. You devil dog.

    hehe, it was just my contribution to the april's fool day.

    at least i was able to fool one... :)
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  • karma defectkarma defect Posts: 5,483
    brhf9 wrote:
    hehe, it was just my contribution to the april's fool day.

    at least i was able to fool one... :)


    Well if you can reach one person,......

    Hahaha Kinda Vanilla sky
    « One man's glory is another man's hell.
    You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
    Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
    I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
    I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    next year I'm gonna avoid the board in april, giving enough time for all these jokes to drain away!:)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    it's too bad this isn't true.
  • NakedClownNakedClown Posts: 545
    You really didn't fool me though... If I had replied and said something like: WOW - can't wait for the album to come out! , then you would have fooled me....

    Next time you want to do an April Fools joke, friend, don't tell people it's an April Fools joke within the text....

    It's well written though...
  • brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    NakedClown wrote:
    You really didn't fool me though... If I had replied and said something like: WOW - can't wait for the album to come out! , then you would have fooled me....

    Next time you want to do an April Fools joke, friend, don't tell people it's an April Fools joke within the text....

    It's well written though...

    lesson learned. wait for me next year... ;)
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