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This is something I wrote on a myspace bulletin chain thing about crappy bands. Some people thought it was cool/funny, so now I'm sharing it here... 
"Creed is a cheap copy of Pearl Jam after they have been thrown down the drain, ran over by a semi, stoned by angry Palestinians, thrown off the Empire State building, kicked in the derriere by Big Foot, been mummified by queen Nefertiti herself after being resurrected by the horrible sound of their music, and finally been pissed on by a 1000 lbs. African elephant. That's what Creed is
lol." --ME.

"Creed is a cheap copy of Pearl Jam after they have been thrown down the drain, ran over by a semi, stoned by angry Palestinians, thrown off the Empire State building, kicked in the derriere by Big Foot, been mummified by queen Nefertiti herself after being resurrected by the horrible sound of their music, and finally been pissed on by a 1000 lbs. African elephant. That's what Creed is

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Here's another crappy band...Nickelback. Here's every Nickelback song ever written:
power chords
more power chords
verse
power chords
verse
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more power chords
homo moaning a verse
power chords6/22/03 – Noblesville, IN
10/3/04 – Grand Rapids, MI
9/11/05 – Kitchener, ON Canada
9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
5/22/06 – Auburn Hills, MI
6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
8/20/16 – Wrigley Field8/22/16 – Wrigley Field8/18/18 - Wrigley Field8/20/18 - Wrigley Field9/6/22 - Hamilton, ON Canada9/17/22 - Bourbon & Beyond, Louisville, KY9/18/22 - St. Louis. MO9/5/23 - Chicago, IL9/7/23 - Chicago, IL0 -
PJFaninIndy wrote:more power chords
homo moaning a verse
power chords
LMAO!!!!!! "homo moaning a verse" LOL!!!!!:D:D:D
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OMG, yes about Nickelback. There was this mp3 floating around that had two of their songs in stereo, one in the right channel one in the left channel. They were pretty much the exact same song just different words.6-27-98 Alpine Valley
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LMFAO!!
coworkers are lookin' at me funny cuz I laughed so hard!!
thanks for that!!
I can't stand either band...but have been enjoying all the bad shit happening to scott crapp!! lol the band 311 kicked the shit out of him in a bar after he insulted the singers' wife....lol....and then I guess he missed other promo shit for his solo album!!
good --- no GREAT stuff to chuckle about!!
and I'm soooooooo sick of Nicklesuck (thanks john! lol ) that I could just PUKE!
thanks for the smile guys!"If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06
"I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV0 -
jlfinhiding wrote:thanks for the smile guys!
No prob dudeGlad to see this made someone's day a lil' brighter
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I'm just glad there are other people out there who HATE Nickelback!6/22/03 – Noblesville, IN
10/3/04 – Grand Rapids, MI
9/11/05 – Kitchener, ON Canada
9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
5/22/06 – Auburn Hills, MI
6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
8/20/16 – Wrigley Field8/22/16 – Wrigley Field8/18/18 - Wrigley Field8/20/18 - Wrigley Field9/6/22 - Hamilton, ON Canada9/17/22 - Bourbon & Beyond, Louisville, KY9/18/22 - St. Louis. MO9/5/23 - Chicago, IL9/7/23 - Chicago, IL0 -
they don't copy anything ... if they could do that ... they could sound a little bit better !
any pearl jam cover band souns better ehehe
well, not really ... but you know !
another thing, that lead singer doesn't even respect pearl jam or just eddie
if he did i think he would try to do a better job ...0 -
Tati Pearl Jam wrote:they don't copy anything ... if they could do that ... they could sound a little bit better !
any pearl jam cover band souns better ehehe
well, not really ... but you know !
another thing, that lead singer doesn't even respect pearl jam or just eddie
if he did i think he would try to do a better job ...
Yeah...lol. Well, I know they are definetly NOT a cover band, lol. PJ cover bands are cool :cool: But Creed is generally known for being like a bad version of Pearl JamMaybe not so much the music, but definetly Scott Stapp's voice
Ya know, I was just having some fun w/ some Creed bashingI could've written about Good Charlotte for all I know!
lol.
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Another shitty band....IMO....fucker sounds JUST like Kurt
must be a kurt impersonator? lol"If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06
"I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV0 -
bump cuz it was cute"If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06
"I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV0 -
Come on...we're better than that. Easy targets...
No love for Nickelback or Creed, but to each their own.0 -
pjl44 wrote:Come on...we're better than that. Easy targets...
No love for Nickelback or Creed, but to each their own.
LOL...yeah, I knowBut, it's all in good fun
I'm not a hater, I just felt like saying some ridiculous things about something, and since the subject was crappy bands, well, Creed was one of the first things that came to mind
Maybe I should've done it about Simple Plan or Good Charlotte???
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yah i'm from vancouver... and i think its in our 'vancouver seeds' contest thing that they (nickelback) got all big and stuff - though i might be wrong - anyways, my point is that radiostations here worship them probably because of that... and i don't know about the stations where you all are from, but here they play them so much.. so, so much... (cringe)live pearl jam is best pearl jam0
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PJFaninIndy wrote:I'm just glad there are other people out there who HATE Nickelback!
I don't hate them, but I don't think they're very good, and I don't like their sexist and misogynistic lyrics.R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
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JaneNY wrote:I don't hate them, but I don't think they're very good, and I don't like their sexist and misogynistic lyrics.
Yeah, specially in that "Figure You out" song. Yikes! :eek:MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: 2008-06-11
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I just think that Nickelback hasn't come out with one good song. That's why I hate them...plus the simplicity of their songs.6/22/03 – Noblesville, IN
10/3/04 – Grand Rapids, MI
9/11/05 – Kitchener, ON Canada
9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
5/22/06 – Auburn Hills, MI
6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
8/20/16 – Wrigley Field8/22/16 – Wrigley Field8/18/18 - Wrigley Field8/20/18 - Wrigley Field9/6/22 - Hamilton, ON Canada9/17/22 - Bourbon & Beyond, Louisville, KY9/18/22 - St. Louis. MO9/5/23 - Chicago, IL9/7/23 - Chicago, IL0 -
I don't hate them though, I just feel a strong dislike towards them
I used to like the song "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad," but that was a LONG, LONG, time ago. Now it all sounds the same to me, like complete crap :eek:
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Pearl_Juli wrote:I don't hate them though, I just feel a strong dislike towards them
I used to like the song "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad," but that was a LONG, LONG, time ago. Now it all sounds the same to me, like complete crap :eek:
LOL
don't worry, when i was like 12 i went through that whole "i'm so hardcore cause i listen to green day" stage (though it wasnt as bad as many) and i was SO mad that my friends didnt take me to the nickelback/default concert (which, by the way members of default graduated from my school and one lives behind me but thats actually irrelevant cause they're pretty bad too but).
Its funny to laugh at now... i later grew into better music (sigh of relief).live pearl jam is best pearl jam0 -
Does anybody have that Nickback mp3 with the two songs or know where I can get it?0
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