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Pearl Juli
Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
edited February 2006 in Other Music
This is something I wrote on a myspace bulletin chain thing about crappy bands. Some people thought it was cool/funny, so now I'm sharing it here... :)

"Creed is a cheap copy of Pearl Jam after they have been thrown down the drain, ran over by a semi, stoned by angry Palestinians, thrown off the Empire State building, kicked in the derriere by Big Foot, been mummified by queen Nefertiti herself after being resurrected by the horrible sound of their music, and finally been pissed on by a 1000 lbs. African elephant. That's what Creed is ;) lol." --ME.
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  • PJFaninIndy
    PJFaninIndy Westfield, IN Posts: 93
    Here's another crappy band...Nickelback. Here's every Nickelback song ever written:

    power chords
    more power chords
    verse
    power chords
    verse
    power chords
    more power chords
    homo moaning a verse
    power chords
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    9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
    5/22/06 – Auburn Hills, MI
    6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
    8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
    5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
    7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
    10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
    10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
    4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
    8/20/16 – Wrigley Field
    8/22/16 – Wrigley Field
    8/18/18 - Wrigley Field
    8/20/18 - Wrigley Field
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  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    PJFaninIndy wrote:
    more power chords
    homo moaning a verse
    power chords

    LMAO!!!!!! "homo moaning a verse" LOL!!!!! :D:D:D:D
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  • mattcozea
    mattcozea Posts: 377
    OMG, yes about Nickelback. There was this mp3 floating around that had two of their songs in stereo, one in the right channel one in the left channel. They were pretty much the exact same song just different words.
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  • jlfinhiding
    jlfinhiding Posts: 80
    LMFAO!! :D:D:D

    coworkers are lookin' at me funny cuz I laughed so hard!!

    thanks for that!!

    I can't stand either band...but have been enjoying all the bad shit happening to scott crapp!! lol the band 311 kicked the shit out of him in a bar after he insulted the singers' wife....lol....and then I guess he missed other promo shit for his solo album!!
    good --- no GREAT stuff to chuckle about!!

    and I'm soooooooo sick of Nicklesuck (thanks john! lol ) that I could just PUKE!

    thanks for the smile guys!
    "If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06

    "I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV
  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    jlfinhiding wrote:
    thanks for the smile guys!

    No prob dude ;) Glad to see this made someone's day a lil' brighter :)
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  • PJFaninIndy
    PJFaninIndy Westfield, IN Posts: 93
    I'm just glad there are other people out there who HATE Nickelback!
    6/22/03 – Noblesville, IN
    10/3/04 – Grand Rapids, MI
    9/11/05 – Kitchener, ON Canada
    9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
    5/22/06 – Auburn Hills, MI
    6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
    8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
    5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
    7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
    10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
    10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
    4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
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    8/22/16 – Wrigley Field
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    8/20/18 - Wrigley Field
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  • tatiroots
    tatiroots Posts: 21
    they don't copy anything ... if they could do that ... they could sound a little bit better !
    any pearl jam cover band souns better ehehe
    well, not really ... but you know !

    another thing, that lead singer doesn't even respect pearl jam or just eddie
    if he did i think he would try to do a better job ...
  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    Tati Pearl Jam wrote:
    they don't copy anything ... if they could do that ... they could sound a little bit better !
    any pearl jam cover band souns better ehehe
    well, not really ... but you know !

    another thing, that lead singer doesn't even respect pearl jam or just eddie
    if he did i think he would try to do a better job ...

    Yeah...lol. Well, I know they are definetly NOT a cover band, lol. PJ cover bands are cool :cool: But Creed is generally known for being like a bad version of Pearl Jam ;) Maybe not so much the music, but definetly Scott Stapp's voice :)

    Ya know, I was just having some fun w/ some Creed bashing ;) I could've written about Good Charlotte for all I know! :p lol.
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  • jlfinhiding
    jlfinhiding Posts: 80
    Another shitty band....IMO....fucker sounds JUST like Kurt

    must be a kurt impersonator? lol :)
    "If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06

    "I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV
  • jlfinhiding
    jlfinhiding Posts: 80
    bump cuz it was cute :)
    "If you love somebody...tell them. Tell them today, tell them tomorrow, tell them every day in case it's the last time you ever get to speak to them."--EV, Summerfest 6/29/06

    "I don't want to tell what the song is about because a lot of these lyrics have been open to interpretation and people have taken them on... they've become part owners..." -EV
  • pjl44
    pjl44 Posts: 10,594
    Come on...we're better than that. Easy targets...

    No love for Nickelback or Creed, but to each their own.
  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    pjl44 wrote:
    Come on...we're better than that. Easy targets...

    No love for Nickelback or Creed, but to each their own.


    LOL...yeah, I know :p But, it's all in good fun :D I'm not a hater, I just felt like saying some ridiculous things about something, and since the subject was crappy bands, well, Creed was one of the first things that came to mind :p Maybe I should've done it about Simple Plan or Good Charlotte??? :confused:

    lol, but yeah, to each their own :D
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    yah i'm from vancouver... and i think its in our 'vancouver seeds' contest thing that they (nickelback) got all big and stuff - though i might be wrong - anyways, my point is that radiostations here worship them probably because of that... and i don't know about the stations where you all are from, but here they play them so much.. so, so much... (cringe)
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    PJFaninIndy wrote:
    I'm just glad there are other people out there who HATE Nickelback!

    I don't hate them, but I don't think they're very good, and I don't like their sexist and misogynistic lyrics.
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  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    JaneNY wrote:
    I don't hate them, but I don't think they're very good, and I don't like their sexist and misogynistic lyrics.

    Yeah, specially in that "Figure You out" song. Yikes! :eek:
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  • PJFaninIndy
    PJFaninIndy Westfield, IN Posts: 93
    I just think that Nickelback hasn't come out with one good song. That's why I hate them...plus the simplicity of their songs.
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    9/12/05 – London, ON Canada
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    6/24/06 – Cincinnati, OH
    8/23/09 – Chicago, IL
    5/7/10 – Noblesville, IN
    7/19/13 – Wrigley Field
    10/1/14 – Cincinnati, OH
    10/20/14 – Milwaukee, WI
    4/26/16 – Lexington, KY
    8/20/16 – Wrigley Field
    8/22/16 – Wrigley Field
    8/18/18 - Wrigley Field
    8/20/18 - Wrigley Field
    9/6/22 - Hamilton, ON Canada
    9/17/22 - Bourbon & Beyond, Louisville, KY
    9/18/22 - St. Louis. MO
    9/5/23 - Chicago, IL
    9/7/23 - Chicago, IL
  • Pearl Juli
    Pearl Juli Posts: 1,213
    I don't hate them though, I just feel a strong dislike towards them :p

    I used to like the song "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad," but that was a LONG, LONG, time ago. Now it all sounds the same to me, like complete crap :eek:

    LOL :D
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Pearl_Juli wrote:
    I don't hate them though, I just feel a strong dislike towards them :p

    I used to like the song "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad," but that was a LONG, LONG, time ago. Now it all sounds the same to me, like complete crap :eek:

    LOL :D

    don't worry, when i was like 12 i went through that whole "i'm so hardcore cause i listen to green day" stage (though it wasnt as bad as many) and i was SO mad that my friends didnt take me to the nickelback/default concert (which, by the way members of default graduated from my school and one lives behind me but thats actually irrelevant cause they're pretty bad too but).
    Its funny to laugh at now... i later grew into better music (sigh of relief).
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • i_am_a_wishlist
    i_am_a_wishlist Posts: 628
    Does anybody have that Nickback mp3 with the two songs or know where I can get it?
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    PERFECT TIMING! JUST YESTERDAY I SAW THIS CHICK AT A RESTAURANT WITH A SHIRT THAT SAID (IN HUUUUUGE LETTERS):

    "EVEN JESUS HATES CREED!!!"

    :D HAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
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