Have You Never Been Mellow?

Worst.
Songs.
EVER.
List them. The crappiest, sappiest, dumbest songs ever to curse the airwaves.
I'll start...
99 Luftballoons
pretty much anything by Olivia Newton John...
Afternoon Delight (though i thoroughly enjoyed it in Anchorman
)
I Just Called to Say I Love You
pretty much anything by Captain & Tenille...
Songs.
EVER.
List them. The crappiest, sappiest, dumbest songs ever to curse the airwaves.
I'll start...
99 Luftballoons
pretty much anything by Olivia Newton John...
Afternoon Delight (though i thoroughly enjoyed it in Anchorman

I Just Called to Say I Love You
pretty much anything by Captain & Tenille...
Life is the riddle
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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I'll start with Feelings (Morris Albert) and Longer (Dan Fogleberg)
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
OMG! CLASSICALLY bad choices! Well done.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Add Say, Say, Say & C Moon to that list for McCartney. Shudder
How about Chicagos 80s output? Almost all bad.
Why no love for Captain & Tenille? Muskrat Love is a song for the ages.
http://www.last.fm/user/merkinball/
spotify:user:merkinball
I have this cd from Rhino... Party Killers of the 70's... Has to be some of the worst music ever... I try to inflict it on as many people as possible...
you're an evil, evil person.
please share some with us, your willing victims.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
If you insist...
Here's the track list from the Party Killers cd:
1. Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
2. The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
3. Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
4. (You're) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
5. Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
6. Feelings - Morris Albert
7. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
8. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
9. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
10. Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor
11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
12. Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille
OMG, i just threw up a little.
fanTAStic list. thank you for your tremendous contribution!
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
the fucking scary part is that i probably know the lyrics to most of them. :(
having grown up during the sappy song years.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
I'm happy to oblige... That disc is truly an instrument of Evil!
great song
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'Too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.' - Dwight Schrute
Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth
It's good for when you have to dispose of some bodies. When the po-po sees you carrying a body, they might get suspicious...but when you start whistling the Candy Man, they're like "Oh, he likes The Candy Man. It must be cool"
Trust me.
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YES! especially when she pounds her chest melodramatically. i just want to hit her with something hard and pointy.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
No, one better, or worse.
Informer by the white rapper Snow
Terrible, etched in memory, can't be erased