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Have You Never Been Mellow?

eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
edited March 2006 in Other Music
Worst.


Songs.


EVER.




List them. The crappiest, sappiest, dumbest songs ever to curse the airwaves.

I'll start...

99 Luftballoons
pretty much anything by Olivia Newton John...
Afternoon Delight (though i thoroughly enjoyed it in Anchorman :D )
I Just Called to Say I Love You
pretty much anything by Captain & Tenille...
Life is the riddle
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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    I could go all day on this topic...

    I'll start with Feelings (Morris Albert) and Longer (Dan Fogleberg)
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
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    BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,292
    Hoobastank - The Reason
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    I could go all day on this topic...

    I'll start with Feelings (Morris Albert) and Longer (Dan Fogleberg)

    OMG! CLASSICALLY bad choices! Well done. :D
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    Silly Love Songs- paul mccartney & wings. a career low for paul, imo...

    *
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    merkinballmerkinball Posts: 2,262
    Silly Love Songs- paul mccartney & wings. a career low for paul, imo...

    *

    Add Say, Say, Say & C Moon to that list for McCartney. Shudder

    How about Chicagos 80s output? Almost all bad.

    Why no love for Captain & Tenille? Muskrat Love is a song for the ages.
    "You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special about it at all. It was doing the best it could.

    http://www.last.fm/user/merkinball/
    spotify:user:merkinball
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    merkinball wrote:
    Why no love for Captain & Tenille? Muskrat Love is a song for the ages.

    I have this cd from Rhino... Party Killers of the 70's... Has to be some of the worst music ever... I try to inflict it on as many people as possible...
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    I have this cd from Rhino... Party Killers of the 70's... Has to be some of the worst music ever... I try to inflict it on as many people as possible...

    you're an evil, evil person. :)

    please share some with us, your willing victims.
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Toto - Africa
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
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    you're an evil, evil person. :)

    please share some with us, your willing victims.

    If you insist...

    Here's the track list from the Party Killers cd:

    1. Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
    2. The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
    3. Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
    4. (You're) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
    5. Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
    6. Feelings - Morris Albert
    7. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
    8. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
    9. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
    10. Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor
    11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
    12. Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    If you insist...

    Here's the track list from the Party Killers cd:

    1. Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
    2. The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
    3. Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
    4. (You're) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
    5. Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
    6. Feelings - Morris Albert
    7. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
    8. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
    9. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
    10. Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor
    11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
    12. Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille

    OMG, i just threw up a little.



    fanTAStic list. thank you for your tremendous contribution!
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    If you insist...

    Here's the track list from the Party Killers cd:

    1. Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
    2. The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
    3. Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
    4. (You're) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
    5. Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
    6. Feelings - Morris Albert
    7. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
    8. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
    9. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
    10. Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor
    11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
    12. Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille

    the fucking scary part is that i probably know the lyrics to most of them. :(
    having grown up during the sappy song years.
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    OMG, i just threw up a little.



    fanTAStic list. thank you for your tremendous contribution!

    I'm happy to oblige... That disc is truly an instrument of Evil!
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
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    EchoesEchoes Posts: 1,279
    Toto - Africa

    great song
    printf("shiver in eternal darkness\n");
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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    because i got high.......afroman
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    brhf9brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    my heart will go on - celine dion
    'Go easy, step lightly, stay free!'

    You have been banned for the following reason:
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    'Too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.' - Dwight Schrute
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    You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
    Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth
    Rock over London... Rock on Chicago... I love what you do for me Toyota - Wesley Willis
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    enharmonicenharmonic Posts: 1,926
    The Candy Man is my jam.

    It's good for when you have to dispose of some bodies. When the po-po sees you carrying a body, they might get suspicious...but when you start whistling the Candy Man, they're like "Oh, he likes The Candy Man. It must be cool"

    Trust me.
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    eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    brhf9 wrote:
    my heart will go on - celine dion

    YES! especially when she pounds her chest melodramatically. i just want to hit her with something hard and pointy.
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
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    brain of c wrote:
    because i got high.......afroman


    No, one better, or worse.

    Informer by the white rapper Snow

    Terrible, etched in memory, can't be erased
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