Why the F*** does Bon Jovi get so much $Press?

PearlStripes
PearlStripes Posts: 267
edited July 2007 in Other Music
Unbelievable...
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    cause he kisses so much fucking A$$
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    They don't get as much press as Pete Doherty.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    watched a little of the from live earth.......i forgot how much they suck...:p:D
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    cutback wrote:
    watched a little of the from live earth.......i forgot how much they suck...:p:D


    All that fucking hairspray and animal spunk polyfilla face foundation, and they had the nerve to lecture about saving the planet...


    Not that I saw it.
  • binauralsounds
    binauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    Saw Jovi with my son last year and yah, that kick ass live
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    He played Summerfest the other nite and I heard it was a great great show. He puts on a good show it seems.
  • mookie_in_eugene
    mookie_in_eugene Posts: 1,090
    seeing rich sambora at live earth makes me nauseus
    "Underneath this smile lies everything - all my hopes, anger, pride and shame."
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,086
    "who says you can't go home" = "Cupid, lay down your bow"
  • pjalive21
    pjalive21 St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,818
    metsfan531941 wrote:
    cause he kisses so much fucking A$$

    that about sums it up right there
  • JamnJodi
    JamnJodi Posts: 16
    They get so much press because they promote the crap out of themselves. He was on Ellen (The Ellen Degeneres show) TWICE in one week!? I guess at this point they've really learned how to tap into their "middle age women who have no taste in music" target audience More power to em, their making lots of money doing what is their passion. Wish we could all be so lucky.. Not my kinda music (booooring) but it looks like they're still having fun while making people with mediocre music taste happy!
    http://www.myspace.com/jodithurston
  • evenflow82
    evenflow82 Posts: 3,892
    Easy answer, women want to have sex with jon bon jovi.
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    JamnJodi wrote:
    They get so much press because they promote the crap out of themselves. !
    kinda sounds like another band or 2, no wait it does sound like another band or 2, i think there called U2 and green day
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • jsaso
    jsaso Posts: 179
    He Was On Ally Mcbeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    Damn you Bon Jovi! You made it to #1, somehow beating the White Stripes! How?!? If only you never existed, my beloved stripes would be #1! Damn you to hell, you gorgeous evil man!
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Because they are this thing: a good band.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • ledvedderman
    ledvedderman Posts: 7,762
    I was fine with their Live Earth performance for one reason, and one reason only---they didn't play that God awful "Have A Nice Day" or "Wanna Make a Memory" song.

    I die a little everytime I hear that new single.
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    seeing rich sambora at live earth makes me nauseus
    So, he's already out of re-hab????
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Because they are this thing: a good band.


    What is this comment in response to? I can't figure it out for the life of me.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Alex_Coe wrote:
    What is this comment in response to? I can't figure it out for the life of me.

    The thread title, perhaps?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Alex_Coe
    Alex_Coe Posts: 762
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    The thread title, perhaps?


    Oh. I would have expected something more like "He is a good singer". Doesn't the name "Bon Jovi" refer to one person?

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