I survived this song (full blast in a small room)

iluvcats

I went to a country wedding and was expecting all country music at the reception. I was getting extremely bored around 10 and I wasn't even drunk (did not have any beer -- I can't right now). So I knew barely anyone at the wedding and this song about big butts came on (i've never heard it on the radio but i've seen commercials for it). A bunch of girls (including 9 year olds) were dancing to it and having fun. I think I gagged when he said "juicy". I was pissed.

"Baby Got Back" (I thought he was saying "fat")

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

pjoasisrule

Welcome to 1990

iluvcats

pjoasisrule wrote:

Welcome to 1990

so....1990 was disgusting?

I can't believe they played it at a reception (with kids there)

pjoasisrule

iluvcats wrote:

so....1990 was disgusting?

I can't believe they played it at a reception (with kids there)

Im being completely serious when I say this...........I cant think of one reception I have gone to that it wasnt played at. I have been to at least 10 wedding in the last few years as well.

iluvcats

pjoasisrule wrote:

Im being completely serious when I say this...........I cant think of one reception I have gone to that it wasnt played at. I have been to at least 10 wedding in the last few years as well.

I got married 10 years ago this august and my DJ sure didn't play it (by the way, I made up a list and he ignored me and played what he wanted, for example, "the lion sleeps tonight." ) (And I didn't ask for any rare songs or pearl jam, it was all mainstream stuff from 1997 and he chose to play 1984 songs)

so do you dance when they play it?

norm

iluvcats wrote:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

one i was walking with my niece who about 8 when she started singing those lines.......shocked i asked her where she heard that.........shrek!!..........:rolleyes:........i guess eddie murphy sings that in the movie......

pjoasisrule

iluvcats wrote:

I got married 10 years ago this august and my DJ sure didn't play it (by the way, I made up a list and he ignored me and played what he wanted, for example, "the lion sleeps tonight." ) (And I didn't ask for any rare songs or pearl jam, it was all mainstream stuff from 1997 and he chose to play 1984 songs)

so do you dance when they play it?

I wont pay the DJ unless he plays what I want

iluvcats

cutback wrote:

one i was walking with my niece who about 8 when she started singing those lines.......shocked i asked her where she heard that.........shrek!!..........:rolleyes:........i guess eddie murphy sings that in the movie......

I love that donkey though thanks for reminding me to watch the sequel to shrek. my husband gave it to me last year.

iluvcats

pjoasisrule wrote:

I wont pay the DJ unless he plays what I want

I think we paid him up front :(

you did not answer the question. do you dance to "baby got back" at wedding receptions?

prytocorduroy

Those are some inspirational lyrics.

iluvcats

danny72688 wrote:

Those are some inspirational lyrics.

I am kicking your butt if you play this at your wedding reception

prytocorduroy

iluvcats wrote:

I am kicking your butt if you play this at your wedding reception

I'll be playing Better Man
Then this song.

Classy taste.

off_the_record

great song

iluvcats

danny72688 wrote:

I'll be playing Better Man
Then this song.

Classy taste.

Oh good. When IS the wedding?

I told you 3x, not betterman at a wedding...

prytocorduroy

iluvcats wrote:

Oh good. When IS the wedding?

I told you 3x, not betterman at a wedding...

But she can't find a better man....

Actually I think I'd play Faithfull.

iluvcats

danny72688 wrote:

But she can't find a better man....

Actually I think I'd play Faithfull.

faithfully by journey?

what wedding? you are already *married*

if you played faithfull at your reception, the crowd would not know it and start yawning

prytocorduroy

iluvcats wrote:

faithfully by journey?

what wedding? you are already *married*

if you played faithfull at your reception, the crowd would not know it and start yawning

I could always play Animal instead