Dear Hartford security ...
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I want my leatherman back you muffin-top assholes!
this kind of leatherman:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Leatherman_and_beltholder_20050613.jpg/800px-Leatherman_and_beltholder_20050613.jpg
Get this: I had this thing on my keychain when a security guard told me i couldn't bring it in. Now, I had no intention of taking everyone in Hartford hostage, but I understand that rules are rules so I gave it up without much of an argument. The only problem is, what they told me was the lost n' found box on the way in, ended up being the confiscation box on the way out. And when I asked the guy, what happens to the items in the confiscation box, this fat fuck told me that everything that's confiscated goes to the band.
If this is true ... ummm guys, can I have my leatherman back?
this kind of leatherman:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Leatherman_and_beltholder_20050613.jpg/800px-Leatherman_and_beltholder_20050613.jpg
Get this: I had this thing on my keychain when a security guard told me i couldn't bring it in. Now, I had no intention of taking everyone in Hartford hostage, but I understand that rules are rules so I gave it up without much of an argument. The only problem is, what they told me was the lost n' found box on the way in, ended up being the confiscation box on the way out. And when I asked the guy, what happens to the items in the confiscation box, this fat fuck told me that everything that's confiscated goes to the band.
If this is true ... ummm guys, can I have my leatherman back?
Jam out with your clam out.
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Stone: You think they'll ever figure out this is the only reason we do this shit? So we can get free stuff?
Ed: I dunno. Not really. Did you see that shit on the message board yesterday? That thing about my hair?
Stone: Saw it? I started it. Atleast with the mohawk you had some cred.
Ed: Fuck off, four eyes. Maybe I should grow it out REAL long and then just pull back the fucking front. That sounds like a god damn fabulous idea, huh.
Stone: You motherfu-
Mike walks in: CONFISCATION BOX! You shitheads didn't start without me did you?! You know how long it takes for me to find all those fucking picks I throw out. Having to crawl around on the floor and shit.
Matt: Then don't do it. Atleast I can find my drumsticks.
Mike: Shut the hell up. I gotta make them think I like them. Otherwise they'll know when I have my head back during a solo I'm just dreaming I'm
somewhere else.
Jeff: Any hats?
Ed (mummbling): You and those god damn hats...
Jeff: What?! I stopped wearing them didn't I?!?
Ed: WELL IT DOESN'T DO ANY FUCKING GOOD IF YOU STILL BRING THEM WITH US! ALL FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED OF THEM! MY GOD DAMN BED IS NOT YOUR FUCKING HAT STORAGE. AND THEY'RE UGLY!
Jeff (holding back tears): Dick....
Mike: Wait...what's that? A LEATHERMAN!
Stone: Man, I don't wanna play that so-
Mike: No, you dumb shit....a leatherman! Wooo...lookatit...I call it.
Ed: No, that's mine!
Mike: Like fucking hell it is. I could use it for all kinds of shit! I could cut my guitar strings with the wire cutters....uh...use it to get outta police handcuffs after partying all nig-
Boom: And part of every day...right?! hahahaha.
Mike: And I can use the knife to stab a motherfucker who thinks they're some kind of shitty comedian.
Stone: I could use it to fix my glasses
Mike: You won't need fucking glasses when I tear out your fucking eyeballs if you touch my god damn leatherman!
Ed: Alright, alright. You can have the fucking leatherman. Jesus.
Mike: Sweet! Gimme.
Boom: What do I get...?
Ed: You fucking get to play with us!? What more could you want?!
Boom: Bastards...
OMG This is the best fucking thing ever!!! I love it!! I wish I was that talented..:D
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oh yeah. totally dude. (sarcasm)
bravo!!
If you call ten minutes a lot of time...then I guess so.
Ouch! My sides hurt now. Good stuff.
haha