Steven Segal has an album!!

El_KabongEl_Kabong Posts: 4,141
edited May 2006 in Other Music
looking up stuff at a local record store's site and saw this!

http://www.earshot.com/
it's down near the bottom
Steven Seagal
Mojo Priest (seriously)
standin above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Oh fuck off!!
    i don't know whether this news is hilarious or just too sad.

    best seagal film ever: executive decision.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • depploverdepplover Posts: 189
    eww

    that is just so wrong..
    5/09/06, 5/10/06 - FUCKIN AMAZING!!!!
  • jezebeloriajezebeloria Posts: 600
    My friend saw an ad in the Pgh paper for him in concert??? We weren't sure if it was the same person. But I thought I had read somewhere about him having an album.
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
  • depploverdepplover Posts: 189
    a concert?? you're kidding.. yea??
    5/09/06, 5/10/06 - FUCKIN AMAZING!!!!
  • jezebeloriajezebeloria Posts: 600
    No I am not kidding...we were going thru the paper and discussing all the acts coming to Pgh.
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
  • jezebeloriajezebeloria Posts: 600
    depplover wrote:
    a concert?? you're kidding.. yea??

    I keep looking at your freakin signature...I am off next Tues and Wed. It's killing me...
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
  • Banana-RamaBanana-Rama Posts: 108
    That is too funny :D
    "If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend" - STP

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  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    http://www.stevenseagal.com/music/

    My fave is hoochie coochie man! :)

    Feckin' hilarious!
    This is me:
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    SMELL YER MA!
  • i don't like his style lyrically and vocally but he plays the guitar pretty well.
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  • El_KabongEl_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    Jennytree wrote:
    http://www.stevenseagal.com/music/

    My fave is hoochie coochie man! :)

    Feckin' hilarious!


    ahahahahaha thanks for that! just watched the press video...when the hell did he get a cajun accent???
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • JohnBriggsJohnBriggs Posts: 101
    He has been playing music for sometime. I have known of it for a few years. I have always thought it was funny but he isn't that bad considering how some have been worse. Not something I will rush out and buy though...........lol.
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    wow, b-movie actor and singer/songwriter?

    steven segal is a talented mutha...
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,566
    please if he plays anywhere around here i will sell my house and move would not want to get near anyone who would attend that scary world.
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    he has a song called "talk to my ass".

    it would probably be more interesting than talking to his face.

    what a dousche (seriously).

    edit:

    he has more than one album...
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    El_Kabong wrote:
    looking up stuff at a local record store's site and saw this!

    http://www.earshot.com/
    it's down near the bottom
    Steven Seagal
    Mojo Priest (seriously)


    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • StoneG82StoneG82 Posts: 806
    HAHAHAHA talk to my ass.

    those songs are ridiculous.
    "What’s Orphans? I don’t know. Orphans is a dead end kid driving a coffin with big tires across the Ohio River wearing welding goggles and a wife beater with a lit firecracker in his ear." - Tom Waits
  • enharmonicenharmonic Posts: 1,917
    Then Willie Dixon is ridiculous, because he wrote Hoochie Coochie Man and Little Red Rooster. Yes, the same Willie Dixon that Led Zeppelin made a career out of ripping off.

    Dust My Broom is an Elmore James tune.

    Segal is actually not bad. He'll never be an Ed, but he can sing and play...which is more than you can say for 50% of the assholes on the radio today.
  • El_KabongEl_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    ahhhh this is scary!!

    http://www.stipkomedia.com/contentengine/gallery5/details.php?image_id=12620

    the pic before it has that estebahn guy from those infomercials
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    how very fucking scary :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • enharmonicenharmonic Posts: 1,917
    El_Kabong wrote:
    ahhhh this is scary!!

    http://www.stipkomedia.com/contentengine/gallery5/details.php?image_id=12620

    the pic before it has that estebahn guy from those infomercials

    Ahh yes...my vision of hell has come to fruition. :D
  • laudenumlaudenum Posts: 405
    hes playing in vancouver i think this month.
    tempted to go for the curiousity,but then again do i wanna
    be seen at segal concert?
    just..dont..know.
    "shes stoned said the swede, and the
    mooncalf agreed" THe BANd
  • culot4culot4 Posts: 775
    The grammy has been signed, sealed and delivered in May....Song of the year will definately be "Talk To My Ass"....Maybe Jean Claude Van Damme will join him on stage to play a trash can lid while Segal blows into a beer bottle.
    Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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