I'm sorry, but I laughed like fuck reading this

FinsburyParkCarrots

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Eddie_Vedder

washedinblack91

i love how its all like

History___________...

so-much-clearer

The funniest part is
Lyrics such as' heevan resthisheadona pila made of concrite again, and heveeeeen hes gonna show em a hes gonna be again'


Also they had this... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Wall-pearljam.gif

emeraldkity

nd even though everybody knows where they live, they have never been seen again ______ . . . .


...together in Seattle :(

LikeAnOcean

"Vedder came down to Earth by the power of the Holy Spirit, riding the meteorite that allegedly killed the dinosaurs"


Classic!

glasshouse

Bob Dylan vs. Bears

Sources tell us that Bob Dylan started hating bears around the time of his birth, in 1941. Through the many periods of Dylan's career, the only thing that seems to remain constant is his deep-seated hatred of all things that roar. When Dylan first emerged onto the folk scene in the early 1960s, his message was obvious. "The bears, they are a-dyin', if I have anything to do with it!" His opposition stayed quiet until Dylan's electric performance of "Maggie's Gun" at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965. When the bear-loving communist Pete Seeger heard Dylan say to the audience "This one's for the bears! I hate them!" the banjo-strumming folkie picked up an axe to take out Dylan. No bears were injured in the incident. The next year, an enraged audience member at a show in England called Dylan "Judas." Dylan responded, "I don't believe you... You're a bear." While many fans were outraged that Dylan had abandoned his folk roots, others embraced his new rock material. His new fans hated bears more anyway, and that made Bob happy. He later wrote of his old fans, "You got a lotta nerve/To say you're not a bear/When I was down,/You just stood there roaring." Another of Dylan's late '60s masterpieces, "It's Alright, Paw (I'm Only Bleeding)," was purported to be written from the perspective of a wounded bear. Not long after the release of the album Bear On Bear, Bob Dylan was injured in a near-fatal boat accident. "It was awful," his wife remembers tearfully. "He saw a bear in the distance, and tried to make a sharp turn so he could shoot it, and he just lost control." His wife was later found to be a bear, and they were divorced.

Another incident that was widely regarded as one of the most important in Bob Dylan's "War against bear-affectionism", was the one later named "Bear-icane". It is said that Bob Dylan stumbled in to a bar one late night in the 60s, and in his craze, he thought it filled with bears. He pulled out his silver bear-killing shotgun and saved the bar from the ferocious beasts. When he realized the bar was a hunting tavern and he had slain companions of his own bear-slaying tour, he called the police on the bear-loving middleweight boxer and founding member of the NAACP, Rubin "Honeycomb" Carter. This whole affair won Bob Dylan a few million dollars and the prestigious award of: "Female Racist Of The Year." This award prompted Nelson Mandela to comment: "uBob Dylan uyathiya"!

In the late 1970s, Bob converted to Christianity. "Jesus tapped me on the shoulder," Bob claims. "He said, 'Do you hate bears?' I told him yes, and he told me that he did too." Dylan's Christan albums were not well-received, but highlights such as "Got A-Kill Some Bears" and "Man A-Gave Name To All The Animals, Except Bears" stand out.

Dylan apparently had a brief reconciliation with the species when a recent biography revealed that he had in fact been secretly married to a bear for a short time in the late 1980s. The line, "My woman's got a face like a teddy bear/She's swingin' a baseball bat in the air" from a song on his critically reviled 2001 album Shovin' Heft, originally thought to be little more than a silly rhyme scheme not to be taken literally, now lends credence to the 'forest bride' allegations while offering a harrowing glimpse into the couple's tumultuous relationship and Dylan's continued difficulties with all things ursine.

Over 40 years after his first album was released, Dylan remains one of the greatest, most influential artists of all time. But, above anything, it is his hatred of bears that sets him apart. "When The Bear Goes Down" is arguably the best song on his latest album. The closing lines of the album featured a tribute to all Bob Dylan's bear-hating fans, encouraging the extermination of the roaring, godless beasts. "Ain't talking/Just shootin'/My way through this/Weary world of bears".

Upon recent speculation that he no longer hates bears, Dylan stated, "Of course I still hate them! When I was a child, I could take a walk alone through the woods with my picnic basket full of honey. It's been years since I could do that without being mauled." Bob Dylan promised in 2008 that he will not die until every last bear has been tortured, killed, and put on display.

To this day, Dylan drinks tea mixed with honey.

SoonForgotten2

Nothing better than enjoying a bit of MFC.

Thoughts_Arrive

Pearl Jam is a hip-hop trio from Pearl, Jamaica. Their texts focus mostly on suicides of old people. Although the debut album, Stan, wasn't a big hit

lol

Thoughts_Arrive

A Llama that Eddie Vedder befriended while performing on the "Where's Jeremy" tour. He would later eat the llama on stage, much to the horror of PETA activists and bewildered awe of geeky 15-year-old boys.

that is under the album cover for Vs lol