best drummer jokes
elusive_one
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I've heard some cool drummer jokes, but I've forgotten most of em... I'm sure you guys have some! Please share all the drummer jokes you know
There's 2 I remember
What do you call a drummer w/out a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you know if the stage is level?
The drool out of the drummers mouth is coming out both sides.
There's 2 I remember
What do you call a drummer w/out a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you know if the stage is level?
The drool out of the drummers mouth is coming out both sides.
"...to love some silly piece of music... or some band so much that it hurts"
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My personal favourites (select for answer):
Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
He doesn't know when to come in
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
Drummers have told me a lot of guitarist jokes too:
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him.
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
6, one to screw it in, five to stand around and say "I could have done that!"
Don't be mankind. ~Captain Beefheart
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lmao....great ones!!!
funny, those that have most truth in em are usually the most funny...:D
The knocking keeps speeding up.
No, really, how can you tell there's a drummer at the door?
You ordered a pizza, didn't you?
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Eleven; one to screw in the bulb, and ten to comment on how Neil Peart would've done it different.
No, really, how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but the drum tech has to set up the ladder, take out the old bulb, put the new bulb in, and give it a few twists first.
Now, that's just mean... how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
To be fair, how many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the keyboard-player can do that with his left hand.
What do you call people who hang out with musicians?
Drummers.
Guy to bartender: So, when does the band usually play?
Bartender: A half-beat behind the drummer.
So this guy gets in a shipwreck out at sea, and washes up alone on this tropical island inhabited by natives. They seem pretty nice, and the island is warm, plenty of food. But there's this constant drumming... it drives him nuts! He asks the natives, "When does the drumming stop?" The natives get a look of fear and say, "Very bad when drumming stops." It gets worse over the first week, and he asks them, "When does the drumming stop?" And the natives get even more scared, replying "Very bad when drumming stops." Finally, after two weeks on the island, he can't sleep or eat or think, and he asks the natives, "What happens when the drumming stops?" The natives look at him, talk amongst themselves, and then the elder native steps forward... he replies, "Bass solo."
A superannuation fund will eventually mature and make money!
(I saw that graffitied on a wall in this small 'backstage' area where my band played last... lol)
What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.
Mommy to Johnnie: But you can't do both!
Best graffiti I ever saw was in the Men's room at a bar, above the urinal...
"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands."
LMAO! That's great!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i gotta remember that one!!!!
really dumb gorrila:))))
btw i heard that this is dave weckl´s favourite joke...
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Ok Bob, One for you!
How does a lead guitarist get a million dollars?
Give him 3 million:D:D:D
They both suck without Cream.
I liked it.
I'm a bass player.
Tons of jokes about us, too!
I've only heard two bass-player jokes ever... and I shared them both already.
I'm a bass player and I wanna hear more bass player jokes.
Spanky, I thought your bass solo joke was funny!
It took 3 hours to get the drummer out.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it, and the other one to push away the lead guitarist hogging the light!
All I can remember right now
LMAO....that's great!!!!!
so many lightbulb jokes...so far i only ever knew that one:
how many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
1...men always love to screw...
anyway...:D