2 Tickets to any show in NYC, Philly, Baltimore, or Boston?

Razor Face

Hey all, I know this is a long shot, but does anyone have 2 GA tickets or decent seats for any of the NYC, Philly, Boston, or Baltimore shows? Philly is the preference, but beggars can't be choosers, and I'm a beggar at this point. Just figured I'd throw it out here because I'd rather pay extra to a PJ fan than give my money to ticketmaster or a scumbag resale site. - Peace and love!