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Will you get a brain chip if they are approved?

brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,033
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Will you get a brain chip if the become approved (by FDA etc.)? They are not far off.
No way will I get one of these lodged in my body. No thanks!


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  • mace1229mace1229 Posts: 9,367
    will it get me to the front of the merch line?
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,921
    mace1229 said:
    will it get me to the front of the merch line?
    And does it magically make a #1 appear on the back of your hand in Sharpie at every show with GA?
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  • jwhjr17jwhjr17 Posts: 2,000
    As long as it doesn't interfere with the chip I got with the Covid vaccine :lol:
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,033
    mace1229 said:
    will it get me to the front of the merch line?

    Well now I hadn't considered that sort of thing, lol. 
    Would it give me the ability to play like Mike, Jimi, and Neil combined?
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  • static111static111 Posts: 4,889
    Did no one pay attention to The Next Generation?
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,767
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,024
    Bentleyspop said:
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?
    It’s called a “smart phone.”
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,033
    edited December 2022
    Bentleyspop said:
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?

    That's something anti-vax folks believe.  I guess it's possible, but I seriously doubt it and it will be bigger than something that could be injected in a vaccination.
    It will look like this (Gross looking, so I'll link it to a spoiler):
    Watch The Science Behind Elon Musks Neuralink Brain Chip Currents WIRED




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  • static111static111 Posts: 4,889
    brianlux said:
    Bentleyspop said:
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?

    That's something anti-vax folks believe.  I guess it's possible, but I seriously doubt it and it will be bigger than something that could be injected in a vaccination.
    It will look like this (Gross looking, so I'll link it to a spoiler):
    Watch The Science Behind Elon Musks Neuralink Brain Chip Currents WIRED




    Lol no thanks.  
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,589
    ummm he cant stop his autonomous cars from running over people......
    sooooo am going with a hard no.

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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,767
    brianlux said:
    Bentleyspop said:
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?

    That's something anti-vax folks believe.  I guess it's possible, but I seriously doubt it and it will be bigger than something that could be injected in a vaccination.
    It will look like this (Gross looking, so I'll link it to a spoiler):
    Watch The Science Behind Elon Musks Neuralink Brain Chip Currents WIRED




    Not just the anti-vaxxers but a lot of conspiracy theorists as well.
  • Lerxst1992Lerxst1992 Posts: 6,637
    brianlux said:
    mace1229 said:
    will it get me to the front of the merch line?

    Well now I hadn't considered that sort of thing, lol. 
    Would it give me the ability to play like Mike, Jimi, and Neil combined?


    Since getting a brain chip is the only way to create a VR world where I can see a PJ show with ATM gangstas like lux and mace, I may need to get one.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,033
    mickeyrat said:
    ummm he cant stop his autonomous cars from running over people......
    sooooo am going with a hard no.

    Ah!  Good point!  Imagine the things that could go wrong with a brain implant!
    Bentleyspop said:
    brianlux said:
    Bentleyspop said:
    Who's to say we haven't  already been chipped by the governmental overlords?

    That's something anti-vax folks believe.  I guess it's possible, but I seriously doubt it and it will be bigger than something that could be injected in a vaccination.
    It will look like this (Gross looking, so I'll link it to a spoiler):
    Watch The Science Behind Elon Musks Neuralink Brain Chip Currents WIRED




    Not just the anti-vaxxers but a lot of conspiracy theorists as well.
    For sure!
    Lerxst1992 said:
    brianlux said:
    mace1229 said:
    will it get me to the front of the merch line?

    Well now I hadn't considered that sort of thing, lol. 
    Would it give me the ability to play like Mike, Jimi, and Neil combined?


    Since getting a brain chip is the only way to create a VR world where I can see a PJ show with ATM gangstas like lux and mace, I may need to get one.

    LOL.  Three rowdies in a virtual world screaming the words to "even Flow"! :lol: 

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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    mickeyrat said:
    ummm he cant stop his autonomous cars from running over people......
    sooooo am going with a hard no.

    To be fair the people are out in the street.  The cars aren't jumping sidewalks and mowing down people.  Maybe we need the chips to stop j walking?!? ;)
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,589
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    ummm he cant stop his autonomous cars from running over people......
    sooooo am going with a hard no.

    To be fair the people are out in the street.  The cars aren't jumping sidewalks and mowing down people.  Maybe we need the chips to stop j walking?!? ;)

    california doesnt require crossing at a crosswalk and pedestrians have the right of way. sooooo.......
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,355
    edited December 2022
    mickeyrat said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    ummm he cant stop his autonomous cars from running over people......
    sooooo am going with a hard no.

    To be fair the people are out in the street.  The cars aren't jumping sidewalks and mowing down people.  Maybe we need the chips to stop j walking?!? ;)

    california doesnt require crossing at a crosswalk and pedestrians have the right of way. sooooo.......
    When did that change?  Cops used to give out J walking tickets when I lived there.  Must be new.  Pedestrians always had the right of way though.

    Also the dumbest thing I can think of is not using a crosswalk.  It's getting worse here in NY too.  Way too many deaths with people trying to beat the cars...  People aren't paying enough attention whilst driving as it is.
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