Misheard Lyrics~ I hope you guys have a good sense of humor

sarah vesarah ve Posts: 43
You have porbably had a post like this before and won't even think it's funny but it gave me a great laugh... I am easily amused... plus the painkillers help the stupidity

Alive:

"I'm still alive" -Amstel Light,I'm sterile now,I'm sterilized,Ham apple pies,Woah, hamster delight

Better man:

"Can't find a better man" - Can't drive a panel van,Campfires and buttermilk,Can't find Aphetamines,Can't find the butter man,Can't find a buttered ham,Can't find my bed again,Can't find the Vedder man,Can't fight Dave Letterman

Corduroy:

"I would rather starve than eat you bread" - I would rather starve than eat your breasts,I don't want to stop and eat your brains"

Daughter:

"She holds the hand that holds her down" - She gnaws the hand that holds the pan

"The pictures kept will remind me" - The fisher's cat will remind me,The bitch of death will remind me

"Don't call me daughter Not fit to The picture kept will remind me" - Don't call me daughter It's not fair to The fractured hip will remind me

Jeremy:

"King Jeremy the wicked" - Came down on me and lick it

"Jeremy spoke in class today" - Jeremy smokin' crack today,Jeremy smokin' glass bidet,Jeremy's bowling class is gay,Jeremy's strokin and he's gay


If you think this is funny and have another one to add please do!
See you at the beach!! 6/17

~Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities~
-Voltaire
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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    Men at Work

    He just smiled and gave me a bite of Mike's sandwich - (real lyric) He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich...
    be philanthropic
  • 88keys88keys Posts: 151
    Glorified G:

    "Glorified version of a pellet gun" - 45 versions of a pelican
    Camden 8/28/1998; Jones Beach 8/24/2000; Camden 9/1/2000; Camden 9/2/2000; Albany 4/29/2003; New York 7/8/2003; Vancouver 9/2/2005; Atlantic City 10/1/2005; Albany 5/12/2006; E. Rutherford 6/1/2006; E. Rutherford 6/3/2006; New York 6/24/2008; New York 6/25/2008; New York 5/20/2010
  • MishralMishral Posts: 211
    Black
    "Her legs spread out before me" - Were laid spread out before me
    "The things you own will end up owning you"
  • JP2026766JP2026766 Posts: 1,125
    Corduroy:

    This behavior's not unique: "Misbehavior's not unique"


    Evacuation:

    Evacuation!: "Ejaculation!"



    Rats:

    Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet: "Lick the dirt of Olajuwon's feet"...but, in all honesty, I think mine could be right, because they're big NBA fans, and Hakeem Olajuwon was a star in the league at that time...just sayin.



    ...Ok, the evacuation one isnt serious.

    Mansfield II '08

    EV Solo Shows:

    NYC I
    NJPAC

    I. LOVE. YIELD.
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