Misheard Lyrics~ I hope you guys have a good sense of humor
sarah ve
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You have porbably had a post like this before and won't even think it's funny but it gave me a great laugh... I am easily amused... plus the painkillers help the stupidity
Alive:
"I'm still alive" -Amstel Light,I'm sterile now,I'm sterilized,Ham apple pies,Woah, hamster delight
Better man:
"Can't find a better man" - Can't drive a panel van,Campfires and buttermilk,Can't find Aphetamines,Can't find the butter man,Can't find a buttered ham,Can't find my bed again,Can't find the Vedder man,Can't fight Dave Letterman
Corduroy:
"I would rather starve than eat you bread" - I would rather starve than eat your breasts,I don't want to stop and eat your brains"
Daughter:
"She holds the hand that holds her down" - She gnaws the hand that holds the pan
"The pictures kept will remind me" - The fisher's cat will remind me,The bitch of death will remind me
"Don't call me daughter Not fit to The picture kept will remind me" - Don't call me daughter It's not fair to The fractured hip will remind me
Jeremy:
"King Jeremy the wicked" - Came down on me and lick it
"Jeremy spoke in class today" - Jeremy smokin' crack today,Jeremy smokin' glass bidet,Jeremy's bowling class is gay,Jeremy's strokin and he's gay
If you think this is funny and have another one to add please do!
Alive:
"I'm still alive" -Amstel Light,I'm sterile now,I'm sterilized,Ham apple pies,Woah, hamster delight
Better man:
"Can't find a better man" - Can't drive a panel van,Campfires and buttermilk,Can't find Aphetamines,Can't find the butter man,Can't find a buttered ham,Can't find my bed again,Can't find the Vedder man,Can't fight Dave Letterman
Corduroy:
"I would rather starve than eat you bread" - I would rather starve than eat your breasts,I don't want to stop and eat your brains"
Daughter:
"She holds the hand that holds her down" - She gnaws the hand that holds the pan
"The pictures kept will remind me" - The fisher's cat will remind me,The bitch of death will remind me
"Don't call me daughter Not fit to The picture kept will remind me" - Don't call me daughter It's not fair to The fractured hip will remind me
Jeremy:
"King Jeremy the wicked" - Came down on me and lick it
"Jeremy spoke in class today" - Jeremy smokin' crack today,Jeremy smokin' glass bidet,Jeremy's bowling class is gay,Jeremy's strokin and he's gay
If you think this is funny and have another one to add please do!
See you at the beach!! 6/17
~Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities~
-Voltaire
~Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities~
-Voltaire
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He just smiled and gave me a bite of Mike's sandwich - (real lyric) He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich...
"Glorified version of a pellet gun" - 45 versions of a pelican
"Her legs spread out before me" - Were laid spread out before me
This behavior's not unique: "Misbehavior's not unique"
Evacuation:
Evacuation!: "Ejaculation!"
Rats:
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet: "Lick the dirt of Olajuwon's feet"...but, in all honesty, I think mine could be right, because they're big NBA fans, and Hakeem Olajuwon was a star in the league at that time...just sayin.
...Ok, the evacuation one isnt serious.
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