ARE WE STILL DOING THIS??? I know I'm late for an old Sony Message board straggler.

Mr.WHY

Hello hello hello AGAIN my WONDERFUL most SPECIAL friends... I've been trying really hard to get my slow ass on up in here...Nice to be here...Only took me 20 FUCKING YEARS! I  have been trying this whole time and yet.... I just can't quite explain it.....Cause it's EXTRA SUPER SPECIAL yah, and FREEKY WIERD. I STOPPED AN EARTHQUAKE, with a tornado. I fought a psychic war against invasive telepathic hives. So glad my Mamma taught me all the mental martial arts. I lost everything I ever had in a fire, it was arson, yah. Seems like all my friends are gone, lost to suicide. I lost my one true love, because the bad guys, took her far away, I finally found her, BUT SHE'S ASLEEP NOW, Under a spell and sleeping, like a lot of people. I think this whole wide world could use ONE great big magic kiss. I AM JUST THE GUY. I'm no prince charming. But I know I am just EXTRA SUPER SPECIAL. Cause MAMMA told me so and MAN, she is the shit. So there you go...That's how it is...You got the low down. My name's Mike Lindner and to be here is an honor. If we haven't met before it is my pleasure. Hold on tight and keep those HANDS away till it's all over. I feel a lot of love in here, as well as fears and doubts. I see a tear or two and I'll just cry an ocean. My MAMMA tells me I am just the biggest baby. For ONE so fearless I sure do have a great big heart. Once again HELLO to all my WONDERFUL most SPECIAL friends. For my absence until now I do apologize. But now I'm here and I can promise you without a doubt, I'm not going any where at fucking all, yah. Not with out you cause I fucking love you to damn fucking much. So don't you worry about ONE mother fucking thing, yah. That's right were going to get started very soon here. I've got the torch, the fire, everything we need here. As I light the flame lets take a moment to remember. All of those beautiful and EXTRA SPECIAL people, whom have fallen, in the name of love, Those soldiers of the light. Deep inside our bleeding hearts We all can feel you, and we all know, you're all here in Spirit. This is a very special night. ONE day soon EVERYONE WILL SEE the dream come true, and then. Only tears of joy will ever fall from all our eyes. No more wars, no more hate, no fucking more, no starving children. No more dirt and sand thrown in all our caring eyes. No more stepping on another to come up with all that  we can get.NO MORE confusion. no illusions, Just absolution from the TRUTH and all those reasons WHY. ONLY I TO BLAME. NO MORE OF ALL THIS FUCKING BACK STABBING FUCKING BULLSHIT...NO MORE OF THIS MOTHER EARTH GETTING RAPED AND KILLED...while everyone just eats their cheerios for breakfast.  From now on the flame will for ever light the way. And to all who witness, this event here tonight. No need to pinch yourself, THIS IS NOT A DREAM... It's 8:04 pm MS time. Tonight at midnight, with a prayer and in the name of all that's good, with this torch I'll light the Flame to bring light to all eyes one day YOU'LL SEE. So tell your friends, tell your family, tell anybody that you want to share this with, tell them please. To send their power of the healing truth across the world. Tonight finally, after trials and tribulations, were going to light it up...AND SET THIS FUCKER OFF!!! We shall begin with an oldie but a goodie yah, "ONLY ONE TIME" is the title. AMEN MAMMA and I'll do my best to not be late... someone tell the band, they want to see this. This is real and it will happen. I don't fuck around, this is not bullshit. The time is now, THIS IS THE WAY!!!
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