When Will Donald Trump Be Quarantined?

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Renfield

Not soon enough

jeffbr

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

I don't think he'll tell us, but I think it will happen soon. He had some sort of issue that they've hidden from us when he had to see a doctor for an unknown reason back in November, and said it was phase1 of his yearly physical. We don't know what Melanomia was recently treated for in May of 2018. The claim is that it was a “benign kidney condition” and she underwent an embolization procedure. That is usually outpatient, but she required a week at Walter Reed. So the bottom line is that when it comes to the Trumps, we will never hear the truth from him.

gimmesometruth27

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

dr lebowski will write him another letter saying he has a tremendous immune system and that he is immune to covid 19. more immune than any presidential candidate in maybe all of history.

brianlux

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

The answer is just a simple "never" because the man knows more about the virus than anyone, he knows how to make better masks, he knows how to make the vaccine and, more importantly, he has a shitload of toilet paper.  The entire basement of The White House if filled floor to ceiling with Charmin.  (And you were wondering why some stores were running out of the stuff?)

tbergs

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

Hi!

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

static111

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

Donald Trump will never get the nasty corona virus. He has a beautiful immune system and is in better shape than men half his age.

RunIntoTheRain

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

tbergs said:

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

This is actually an excellent point

darwinstheory

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

tbergs said:

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

Perhaps Pete and Amy should rejoin the race? Otherwise, it would go to Tulsi, right? 

lastexitlondon

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

Hi! said:

This is good

The Juggler

tbergs said:

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

Is it a good time to be an obese 74 year old doing the same thing?

It's an interesting question but all the candidates, Republican and Democrat, are putting themselves at risk every day it seems.

Lerxst1992

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

tbergs said:

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

This helps Biden 

If I were running his campaign I'd have him keep the sunglasses on and all comments to 10 words or less.

JimmyV

We may have identified a flaw in our old-white-men-yell-at-each-other electoral system...

tbergs

The Juggler said:

tbergs said:

My question is, what happens when both the final democratic nominees die from COVID-19? Not a good time to be an almost 80 year old that's shaking hands with people all over the country. They better lock down in a bunker.

Is it a good time to be an obese 74 year old doing the same thing?

It's an interesting question but all the candidates, Republican and Democrat, are putting themselves at risk every day it seems.

Yeah, well, we all know his body is the equivalent of a can of vienna sausages. Both are so stuffed full of preservatives that it's beyond comprehension how they last as long as they do, until you look inside and see what they look like...disgusting.

josevolution

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

He’s so vile I don’t think the virus would want to infiltrate his blubbering mass!

HughFreakingDillon

Never. Donald Trump would rather die than admit he contracted the Corona Virus

josevolution said:

He’s so vile I don’t think the virus would want to infiltrate his blubbering mass!

LMAO

PJPOWER

I’ve hear that there is a good chance it will morph into the corona-cheeto virus now :(

Saltzy23

How long until he calls it a beautiful, beautiful virus that great, great people of America have gotten due to his incredible leadership?

The best.  The best viruses.  

Maybe he can come out and hug a fucking flag with it on it.

tempo_n_groove

After 10,000 KAG attendees are quarantined and it becomes impossible to not publicly reveal Trump is too

HAHAHAHA!!! This is great!

Wasn't sure what the real answer is but I really don't think you quarantine him.

HesCalledDyer

gimmesometruth27 said:

dr lebowski will write him another letter saying he has a tremendous immune system and that he is immune to covid 19. more immune than any presidential candidate in maybe all of history.

This should have been one of the choices bc it's spot the fuck on.

HesCalledDyer

PJPOWER said:

I’ve hear that there is a good chance it will morph into the corona-cheeto virus now :(

I just hope it doesn't turn into the Modelo virus. I don't wanna miss my weekly trip to the mexican restaurant!

josevolution

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

It’s been stated that he has refused to be tested! 

josevolution

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

HughFreakingDillon said:

josevolution said:

He’s so vile I don’t think the virus would want to infiltrate his blubbering mass!

LMAO

He probably hates the name Corona you know anything that reminds him of Mexico..

rgambs

He's a known germaphobe and unconfirmed insider reports are that he is freaking out.

darwinstheory

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

rgambs said:

He's a known germaphobe and unconfirmed insider reports are that he is freaking out.

Hmm...a giant germ afraid of other smaller germs.

HesCalledDyer

rgambs said:

He's a known germaphobe and unconfirmed insider reports are that he is freaking out.

Lol, that's funny if actually true!  Maybe he'll worry his immune system into compromise.

jeffbr

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

rgambs said:

He's a known germaphobe and unconfirmed insider reports are that he is freaking out.

He also must be schizophrenic since we know that he likes to bang strippers without using condoms, which seems like odd behavior for a germaphobe. 

The Juggler

https://www.axios.com/brazil-bolsonaro-coronavirus-trump-meeting-mar-a-lago-bed77ec8-f768-4d8d-a6b0-ae463361e558.html

 

Bolsonaro aide tests positive for coronavirus days after Trump meeting

Dave Lawler

Bolsonaro (L) at dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, March 7. Photo: Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's press secretary tested positive for coronavirus days after taking part in meetings with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, Brazilian newspaper O Estado de S. Paulo reports and multiple American outlets have confirmed.

The latest: Bolsonaro is currently being monitored, according to Brazilian media. Fabio Wajngarten, the aide, was photographed with Trump on Saturday.

• Trump told reporters at the White House on Thursday that he's "not concerned" about Wajngarten's diagnosis.

A far-right populist, Bolsonaro had dismissed the alarm around the virus as a "fantasy" spread by the media as recently as Wednesday.

• The White House said Wednesday that Trump had not been tested for the virus.
• According to CNN, Wajngarten was at dinner with Trump on Saturday and later attended a birthday party for Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former Fox News host who is now chair of the Trump campaign's finance committee. Several members of the Trump family attended, including the president.

darwinstheory

We'll never know because he will never admit that he got the virus in the first place. He'll just spend two weeks in Mara Lago out of public view.

It's all under control. I'm sure he got his flu shot.