Pearl Jam and AI

I forced a bot to observe 1000 hours of me attempting to talk to my coworkers about the new Pearl Jam album and tour, and then asked it to write a breakroom scene of its own. Here is the first page.

 

SCENE: An office breakroom. A group of employees sit below a sign that says “No L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G Allowed.” They have recently poured themselves into uniform.

EMPLYOYEE 1

Do you work extra hours this week?

EMPLOYEE 2

Sundays, Fridays, Tuesdays, Thursdays the same. It’s been a month since I’ve heard myself talk.

Pages in a Book sits among them. He is scared alive.

PAGES IN A BOOK

Have you heard the new Pearl Jam song?

EMPLOYEE 1

Are they still alive?

PAGES IN A BOOK

<Growls in Jeremy> You better stop me before I begin!

ARISTOCRAT CHOIR

What’s the ruckus?

Employee 1 has something buried under his clothes. Pages sees what he has in store. The barrel shakes, aimed directly at his head. He shakes in a panic.

Big Boss enters. He has ten clubs. He is the master of tickets.

BIG BOSS

You best be on your way!

Employee 1 exits. The hallways mock him.

Clairvoyants enter, dancing. They do the Evolution.

PAGES IN A BOOK

Release me!


something to remember me by
1998--Dallas--Knoxville
2000--New Orleans--Memphis--Nashville--Indianapolis--Cincinnati--Columbus--Detroit--Chicago--Eddie at Ralph Nadar Rally--St. Louis--Kansas City--Houston x2--Dallas--Lubbock
2003--San Antonio--Dallas
2020--The Long Road to OKC #20

Comments

  • ten zten z Posts: 55
    Lol
    PJ Shows I have attended:
    May 15, 2010 Hartford, CT 
    October 12, 2013 Buffalo, NY
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 2,106
    What, in the actual penetrating oil, did I just read?

    I want to understand, truly I do... but I feel I am too much stuck in the year 2020 to get it.

    I'll idly stand by for my instructions.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • Funny stuff!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,678
    Didn't see anything about Allen Iverson in there.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • cp3iversoncp3iverson Posts: 8,680
    Poncier said:
    Didn't see anything about Allen Iverson in there.
    I was obviously hoping for the same. 
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