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StardogChamp79StardogChamp79 Posts: 1,073
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What do you call a Bigfoot that sings Pearl Jam songs...? Yeti Vedder
Alpine Valley Music Theatre East Troy, Wisconsin (September 03, 2011); Alpine Valley Music Theatre East Troy, Wisconsin (September 04, 2011); Deluna Fest Pensacola, FL (September 21, 2012); Wrigley Field (July 19, 2013); Milwaukee, WI (October 20, 2014); Wrigley Field I (August 20, 2016); Wrigley Field II (August 22, 2016); Home Shows Seattle Night 1 (August 08, 2018), Home Shows Seattle Night 2 (August 10, 2018), Apollo Theater (September 10, 2022), Madison Square Garden (September 11, 2022), Bourbon & Beyond Louisville (September 17th, 2022). 

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  • StardogChamp79StardogChamp79 Posts: 1,073
    Sorry just trying to lighten the mood!
    Alpine Valley Music Theatre East Troy, Wisconsin (September 03, 2011); Alpine Valley Music Theatre East Troy, Wisconsin (September 04, 2011); Deluna Fest Pensacola, FL (September 21, 2012); Wrigley Field (July 19, 2013); Milwaukee, WI (October 20, 2014); Wrigley Field I (August 20, 2016); Wrigley Field II (August 22, 2016); Home Shows Seattle Night 1 (August 08, 2018), Home Shows Seattle Night 2 (August 10, 2018), Apollo Theater (September 10, 2022), Madison Square Garden (September 11, 2022), Bourbon & Beyond Louisville (September 17th, 2022). 
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,061
    What would you call a boss who plays bass?























    jefe ament 🤣🤣🤣

    get it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg weed is awesome












  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    How does a PJ fan know their partner is having multiple orgasms?




    Forthcoming.
  • Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 7,064
    CROJAM95 said:
    What would you call a boss who plays bass?























    jefe ament 🤣🤣🤣

    get it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg weed is awesome














    Were you in Columbus on May 6, 2010? Eddie said that same thing then.
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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    edited October 2019
    What do Pearl Jam fans like putting on their toast?


    Avocado
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • RiotZactRiotZact Posts: 6,260
    Hobbes said:
    How does a PJ fan know their partner is having multiple orgasms?




    Forthcoming.
    That’s fucking hilarious. 
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,908
    What does the ignorant PJ fan say when they can't make their partner come?

    Sabotage!

    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    Hobbes said:
    How does a PJ fan know their partner is having multiple orgasms?




    Forthcoming.
    Current winner! Finally a new spin on the highly overused "forthcoming" comment. This one was original and good.
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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