If you were a traffic cop, for just one day . . .

HesCalledDyer

The rule is, keep right unless passing.  Nobody should ever just be "cruising" in the left lane.  You drive right, pass left, and get the fuck back over on the right when you're done passing.  99% of humans fail to fucking understand this.

brianlux

Not to harp on my disgruntlement over texting while driving... well, OK, to continue with that rant, haha...

Yesterday I wanted to make a left off Main St. where, to allow a left turn during traffic, there is clear marking  in the road saying "Do not block".  And right there, blocking the turn space, was a lady jabbering on her cell phone while driving.  Both her and my windows were down and I said, "You're blocking the turn lane... and stop talking on your cell phone while driving."  She gave me a nasty look and said, "Oh, stop it!"

If I'd been a cop...!