Rate the Slapstick/Screwball Comedy Above You

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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Anything less than a ten for Jackass is unacceptable. 
    I need a few more before I care to comment.  TY for the comment BTW.
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Yeah, I need to excuse myself from this thread before someone pisses me off with this one. Take care of things, Tempo! 
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Anything less than a ten for Jackass is unacceptable. 
    I'd give it about a 2. Pooping in the hardware store was funny. Like I still laugh about that scene whenever I think about it and the lead up to it.

    Fucking with fauna is never funny. That is, of course, unless something savage finally mauls one of those fools to death in front of their friends and families.

    Now, THAT would be fucking hilarious. I'd buy that and keep it playing on an infinite loop for my kids.

    Do we now have multiple responses? Not that I give a fuck....

    One Crazy Summer
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    dankind said:
    Anything less than a ten for Jackass is unacceptable. 
    I'd give it about a 2. Pooping in the hardware store was funny. Like I still laugh about that scene whenever I think about it and the lead up to it.

    Fucking with fauna is never funny. That is, of course, unless something savage finally mauls one of those fools to death in front of their friends and families.

    Now, THAT would be fucking hilarious. I'd buy that and keep it playing on an infinite loop for my kids.

    Do we now have multiple responses? Not that I give a fuck....

    One Crazy Summer
    You suck... Jackass is a masterpiece as is One Crazy Summer.  Bobcat is pure gold in this.

    9

    Jackass again...

    Please.  TY
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516

  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,904
    No one rated my movie. You scoundrels. 
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533

    9.8 for Jackass.
    By the third one, it felt a little too much for me.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    This classic of modern cinema is not even up for review

    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Malroth!  9.8 is way better than a 2. I still like you.
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    No one rated my movie. You scoundrels. 
    Dictator was given a 10...
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 
    Sure, why not?
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Freddy Got Fingered---3
    Now I have "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?" stuck in my head.

    Spies Like Us
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Freddy Got Fingered---3
    Now I have "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?" stuck in my head.

    Spies Like Us
    Spies gets a 7.5 for the all-star cast and deliveries.

    Throw Momma From the train
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    8

    Superstar
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    Hmmm, 8.5 or 9. Crystal and DeVito near the top of their game and the late great Anne Ramsey.

    Clue
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 

    No. We are not.
    On an unrelated note, I am so proud of you, your first closed thread! :D
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Malroth said:
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 

    No. We are not.
    On an unrelated note, I am so proud of you, your first closed thread! :D
    hahahahaha!!! lol, what happened?
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Malroth said:
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 

    No. We are not.
    On an unrelated note, I am so proud of you, your first closed thread! :D
    :hug: First closed thread and I didn't vapoorize into thin air. Yay!
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Malroth said:
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 

    No. We are not.
    On an unrelated note, I am so proud of you, your first closed thread! :D
    hahahahaha!!! lol, what happened?
    My apology thread was closed. Pay attention Tempo I only have like 5 or 6 threads. ;)
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Malroth said:
    So... we're rating Freddy Got Fingered next? 

    No. We are not.
    On an unrelated note, I am so proud of you, your first closed thread! :D
    hahahahaha!!! lol, what happened?
    My apology thread was closed. Pay attention Tempo I only have like 5 or 6 threads. ;)
    I had to look, Bury the hatchet!  Got it.

    Can't keep track of everyone's threads...
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,600
    FGF only got a 3?
    Daddy would you like some sausage gets it a 6.  Where is my LeBaron moves it to 8, at least.
    I love that fucking piece of garbage, so hard.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
    Let me get this straight. You haven't seen Superstar or Clue. Yet I'm the one who sucks?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
    What in the actual fuck Tempo?! Time to reopen that hatchet thread...
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    Clue = 9

    For those of you that rated Jackass as a 10 -- the same rating as The Jerk and Blazing Saddles -- you need to have your head examined. Right after you pull it out of your ass.


    Doubling down:

    Superstar
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,654
    dankind said:
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
    Let me get this straight. You haven't seen Superstar or Clue. Yet I'm the one who sucks?
    you do, for sure.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    dankind said:
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
    Let me get this straight. You haven't seen Superstar or Clue. Yet I'm the one who sucks?
    tbergs said:
    Superstar or Clue. You can choose either one.
    I haven't watched either so I can't vote.

    Someone!?!
    What in the actual fuck Tempo?! Time to reopen that hatchet thread...
    Oh dear lord Dan, your suckiness is written in the library of congress so stop it.

    Both and yes I do say both of these movies never looked appealing to me.  One was from a game I did not like and the other from a reoccurring character on SNL that wasn't funny.

    Hobbes gives it a 9 but no love for Jackass?  This movie won't be for me...

     RE OPEN THE HATCHET THREAD PLEASE!!!!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Oh forgot...
    Dan your suckiness knows of no borders or boundaries for it is endless like the night sky that is before us.

    Deep thoughts by Tempo

     =) 
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