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Favorite Ed Trash Talking

GivenToFly982GivenToFly982 Posts: 46
edited March 2008 in The Porch
Ed is known for his on-stage banter, particularly basing other bands, and a lot of it is pretty damn funny. I heard him talking about Jewel one time...how he can't wait to her her new song...on a commercial for a feminine hygiene product. And who could forget Ed's comments in the Garden in '03 about Good Charlotte. And in Hershey in 03, the comments about the mosquito bite girl had me in tears. Please share some of your favorite Ed shit talkin' moments :D
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  • bettermanofthehourbettermanofthehour Posts: 355
    my favorite is the east troy 03 blow job rant
    My whole life looked like a picture of a sunny day.


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  • bettermanofthehourbettermanofthehour Posts: 355
    bettermanofthehour wrote:
    my favorite is the east troy 03 blow job rant
    the best part is at the end of the rant when he decides it probably is best to just get a guitar
    My whole life looked like a picture of a sunny day.


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  • ramborambo Posts: 170
    i love the hershey 03 too, laughed my ass off to that one!!
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  • TravelarTravelar Kalamazoo, USA Posts: 3,410
    Detroit I 03, where he's ranting about all of the signage and advertising at the show.

    I guess I'm partial, as I was there.
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    the quarters rant is a classic.
    "It's all happening"
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Not a rant, per se, but the Little Rock '03 bit about the guy in the skybox masturbating to Three's Company.

    "Oh ... he just stopped."
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  • leedog0leedog0 Posts: 152
    Cinncy '06 - Ed wipes his ass with a rolling stone of which he is on the cover
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    pinkpop '00. he talks about another singer at the festival named Ed, and how the other Ed gives better "ed" then he does.

    the other singer named Ed is Ed kowalglslkhkhsazick of Live.
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  • red mosred mos Posts: 4,953
    I always liked the NW speetch from the Soldier Field show in Chicago back in July 95. Don't know why, just thought it was interesting cause he goes on a rant about security the night before and getting them the fuck out of here" and goes right back to saying things NW might stand for. LOL :D
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  • knittedknitted Posts: 244
    red mos wrote:
    I always liked the NW speetch from the Soldier Field show in Chicago back in July 95. Don't know why, just thought it was interesting cause he goes on a rant about security the night before and getting them the fuck out of here" and goes right back to saying things NW might stand for. LOL :D

    the nw rant was from melbourne, australia, 95. it's the first pj bootleg i ever bought and the final 'no worries' was the alarm sound on my mac for about 5 years.
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  • jessejesse Posts: 170
    melbourne 1 06 the whole second verse of yellow ledbetter is trach talking a security gaurd who tried to kick someone out just before the song it was piss funny at the time and still funny listening to it on the bootleg!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    GivenToFly982 wrote:
    Ed is known for his on-stage banter, particularly basing other bands, and a lot of it is pretty damn funny. I heard him talking about Jewel one time...how he can't wait to her her new song...on a commercial for a feminine hygiene product. And who could forget Ed's comments in the Garden in '03 about Good Charlotte. And in Hershey in 03, the comments about the mosquito bite girl had me in tears. Please share some of your favorite Ed shit talkin' moments :D

    HAHAHA that jewel comment at san diego 03. i remember looking at my friend saying did he REALLY just say that???? :eek:


    i LOVE the 'good' ed rant about the fans. how people met at shows and etc.

    i DONT like washington 03 where he bashes The Master Sir McCready!!!
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    one of my favorites was the "shoe incident"

    especially when he says "and we WERE gonna play your favorite song"

    LMAO the first time i heard it!!
  • bernmodibernmodi Posts: 631
    Oslo 2000: There was a guy who got Eddie's attention by screaming. Eddie was introducing Timeless Melody and talked about the artist who wrote the song: "... and the singer couldn't handle the big time, he went crazy - and I think it's him right there screaming. Do you wanna sing? It's your song! ... He's nervous, he doesn't want to be in front of people..."
  • JwmccJwmcc Posts: 451
    "i DONT like washington 03 where he bashes The Master Sir McCready!!!"

    Wha happened?
  • karmapolicekarmapolice Posts: 41
    Mansfield 7/2/2003: Ed talks about Celine Dion.. Don't know exactly what he said but it was something like "Sony puts out a lot of little robot dogs.. I was thinking that maybe Celine Dion is a robot" and that Sony put in too much ego and so on.. haha
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    karmapolice wrote:
    Mansfield 7/2/2003: Ed talks about Celine Dion.. Don't know exactly what he said but it was something like "Sony puts out a lot of little robot dogs.. I was thinking that maybe Celine Dion is a robot" and that Sony put in too much ego and so on.. haha

    ...and then goes on (or tries to) by saying she swallows.
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  • potnikpotnik Posts: 461
    6/21/1998 Park City Utah

    Couldn't remember how the story went exactly so I grabbed it from five horizons. Not trash talking per say just a funny rant.

    Before the first encore, Eddie came out, jumps OVER the amps and then jumps on a roadie's back. Eddie starts saying, "There are a lot of people in this town named Norman, N as in Nancy, Norman." He then asks one roadie what his name is: "James." He asks another one and gets another answer. "See, I don't know, I just heard that this town was full of Normans." (For those who may not know, Salt Lake City is where the headquarters of the Mormon religion is.) Then he says, "Dennis Rodman told me to tell you all to fuck off."

    Also that Jewel comment was hilarious I couldn't believe he actually said it.

    Ed returns for the second encore alone and talks a bit about Jewel and how if he messes up a lyric, it is because he is so highly anticipating her new record release. He goes on about how one of her songs will be part of a commercial for ladies' razors or a feminine hygiene product and how exciting that is because he won't have to buy it, he can just watch TV and wait for the commercial. He talks about PJ's best commercial offer that was for Viagra. "It was a singing penis ... a little singing cock singing I'm still alive. Six million dollars we turned down to prevent our song from being sung by a cock."

    Completely forgot about the singing cock lilne.
  • GivenToFly982GivenToFly982 Posts: 46
    potnik wrote:
    "It was a singing penis ... a little singing cock singing I'm still alive. Six million dollars we turned down to prevent our song from being sung by a cock."

    A little singing cock? Haha, thats hilarious...thanks for sharing. Is there any truth to Viagra wanting to use a PJ song in their commercial, or was that just something Ed made up?
  • potnikpotnik Posts: 461
    No idea, if there is any truth to it never thought of checking Eddie's facts. Just always figured he made it up so he could wrap up the Jewel rant with a funny story about one of their songs.
  • Man_Of_The_HourMan_Of_The_Hour Posts: 330
    GivenToFly982 wrote:
    A little singing cock? Haha, thats hilarious...thanks for sharing. Is there any truth to Viagra wanting to use a PJ song in their commercial, or was that just something Ed made up?


    Sadly, we may never know... ;)

    Just think of all those commercials that weren't meant to be due to artists insisting on thier "art". Johnny Cash and that burning ring of fire haemorrhoid ad :(
    Well, do you need a lot of what you've got to survive?
  • EddiEEddiE Posts: 125
    Paris 96 he talks about them taking a nightschool course but how they were too busy, that was funny as it lasted over 2 songs, and Manchester 2000 he was ripping into Stone, but when the audience started ripping into him he said he'd kick anyone's ass who messed with Stone...only he could do that lol
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  • encompassing tripencompassing trip Columbia SC Posts: 160
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    G-R-E-E-D changed to C-R-E-E-D
    Also mike saying he heard Creed on the radio and said.."is this us?"
  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    LAI 2006 -- Ed talks about this huge round vent thing at the top of the LA Sports Arena and says it reminds him of Dick Cheney -- the world's biggest asshole.
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  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    I like Ed talking about giving Marky Marky and Madonna the finger on New Years Eve, on the dvd sent out as a bonus for ordering Avocado early , or the memorable shoe rant /" Fuck Me In My Brain" at Indio, CA. on November 5th ,'93.
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  • swans05swans05 Posts: 108
    any transcripts for the jewell one?

    i like the gorge..'"...it's fuckin hot!!"
  • vedder360vedder360 Posts: 97
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHTfKueFL4
  • likeherodlikeherod Posts: 8
    knitted wrote:
    the nw rant was from melbourne, australia, 95. it's the first pj bootleg i ever bought and the final 'no worries' was the alarm sound on my mac for about 5 years.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBL2T8iumu4
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    Well, the man has to show everyone who's the boss every once in a while. :-P

    :eek:BLASPHEMER!!! :eek:
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  • knittedknitted Posts: 244
    likeherod wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBL2T8iumu4

    nice ta. how bad was ed's hair?! that deserves some trash talking in itself.
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