Beachbody

Gern Blansten
Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,731
in A Moving Train
Has anyone done this?

Or a better question...is anyone sick of seeing their facebook "friends" post ad nauseam  about it?

As far as I can tell it is a pyramid scheme.
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  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,669
    What is it?
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,731
    It's basically a daily shake (Shakeology) along with an exercise program.  P90X is a beachbody program but it was developed separate from the shake thing.

    It seems to be mostly women or couples that become "coaches" and then they beat the shit out of your newsfeed every fucking day with pictures of them drinking their shakes, exercising, and eating nasty looking food.

    Apparently the "coaches" make money by getting other "coaches" to sign up underneath them and recruit more coaches, etc. to buy the shake which is $140/month from what I can tell.  The exercise programs come with the shake purchase.


    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    They are all pyramid schemes, for sure.
    The upside is that for a select few, who pay dearly in every way, they can be transformational and inspiring.
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  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    I have the key to staying in shape.

    Eat smart and healthy, get some exercise.
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    I went off on a bunch of women at work today about all their fucking fad diets.  Like, first of all, I’ve been there 17 years and they all pull this diet shit every few months or so, they never stick with it, and there ain’t a damn one of them ever lost a fucking pound. Second, all these fucking diets - Atkins, Beachbody, South Beach, Paleo, Fasting, Keto, etc are nothing but marketing schemes to get you to buy books, proprietary branded products, subscribe to online coaches, cell phone apps, and all that dumb shit. Waste of money. You want a real diet plan, talk to your doctor.
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  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,669
    Smellyman said:
    I have the key to staying in shape.

    Eat smart and healthy, get some exercise.
    I go with eat healthy mixed with some junk food, drink a lot of beer and exercise a lot. 
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 43,126
    HesCalledDyer said:
    I went off on a bunch of women at work today about all their fucking fad diets.  Like, first of all, I’ve been there 17 years and they all pull this diet shit every few months or so, they never stick with it, and there ain’t a damn one of them ever lost a fucking pound. Second, all these fucking diets - Atkins, Beachbody, South Beach, Paleo, Fasting, Keto, etc are nothing but marketing schemes to get you to buy books, proprietary branded products, subscribe to online coaches, cell phone apps, and all that dumb shit. Waste of money. You want a real diet plan, talk to your doctor.
    Nothing a little crystal meth won’t help.
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  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    I drink a lot of beer, don't exercise and love to sleep.

    I know the key though. :)
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,860
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    I went off on a bunch of women at work today about all their fucking fad diets.  Like, first of all, I’ve been there 17 years and they all pull this diet shit every few months or so, they never stick with it, and there ain’t a damn one of them ever lost a fucking pound. Second, all these fucking diets - Atkins, Beachbody, South Beach, Paleo, Fasting, Keto, etc are nothing but marketing schemes to get you to buy books, proprietary branded products, subscribe to online coaches, cell phone apps, and all that dumb shit. Waste of money. You want a real diet plan, talk to your doctor.
    Nothing a little crystal meth won’t help.
    Hot damn, sounds like a party, lol!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,625
    get off of the facebook.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    Wobbie said:
    get off of the facebook.
    Wiser words are rarely spoken.
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,731
    Wobbie said:
    get off of the facebook.
    I unfollow but I can't resist checking in to see the stupidity. 

    I stockpiled my kids vyvanse a few years ago and took it daily during tax season.  I lost like 15 pounds.  I would eat once a day in the evening.

    Not a healthy way to do it but it worked.
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2

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