Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

Hobbes · February 2019

njnancy said:

Hobbes said:

Way to a man's heart is through his butt.

Say it's not so!

To your illusions, sorry I rectum.

oftenreading · February 2019

Yes

Hobbes said:

njnancy said:

Hobbes said:

Way to a man's heart is through his butt.

Say it's not so!

To your illusions, sorry I rectum.

Damn near killed ‘em.

njnancy · February 2019

Yes

oftenreading said:

Hobbes said:

njnancy said:

Hobbes said:

Way to a man's heart is through his butt.

Say it's not so!

To your illusions, sorry I rectum.

Damn near killed ‘em.

I cannot unsee what I have just seen

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

dankind said:

So many great pervy songs out there from which to choose.

But I've been on team @HesCalledDyer and @PJ_Soul from jump street, so I can't get behind this.

Nothing personal, @OffSheGoes35 . I'll find a suitable suitor for you -- one worthy of your awesomeness.

Thanks, but if it hasn't happened after forty pages, it's never gonna happen.

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

PJ_Soul said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Correct my memory if I'm wrong, but isn't Alli tall and into tall guys? I'm 5'7. It'd be like Kevin Hart dating Nicole Kidman.

Pretty sure alli is 6’7”. She played for the WNBA for seven years but then suffered a career ending ankle injury as she attempted a 360 slam dunk.

I can't believe you finally spelled my name right!!!!!

Only because I fuckin spelled it for him!

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

Just in case you're really looking for a suitor, @dankind--I want a fake suitor not a real one. So compatibility doesn't even matter.
Can you find me one of those?

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

Spiritual, who is the mystery woman???

dankind · February 2019

Yes

OffSheGoes35 said:

Just in case you're really looking for a suitor, @dankind--I want a fake suitor not a real one. So compatibility doesn't even matter.
Can you find me one of those?

How’s this guy?

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

What about this guy?

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

You know if it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

dankind · February 2019

Yes

OffSheGoes35 said:

What about this guy?

Authentic frontier gibberish aside, Gabby Johnson doesn't look bonafide.

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

njnancy · February 2019

Yes

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

njnancy · February 2019

Yes

OffSheGoes35 said:

What about this guy?

How about him ^^ . He could even cut your pizza for you.

F Me In The Brain · February 2019

No

dankind said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

What about this guy?

Authentic frontier gibberish aside, Gabby Johnson doesn't look bonafide.

She does not deserve to be courted by a racist, as much as I love that movie...that particular clip is not up to her standards.

"Excuse me while I whip this out" would be a better one. Couldn't find a gif.

Image: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/7b/21/227b21039c208daf0be251ebb41ef564.jpg

Malroth · February 2019

No

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5021252/uploads/editor/64/3z9xm2di02n1.png

OffSheGoes35 · February 2019

No

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

kce8 · February 2019

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Thank you for that video S_C. I like this kind of music.

oftenreading · February 2019

Yes

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Was there any particular innuendo you were going with, posting that song?

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

kce8 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Thank you for that video S_C. I like this kind of music.

I made the music video for the song way back. Earned me a (swedish) grammy nomination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9HCQwsgljs

Pap · February 2019

Yes

Spiritual_Chaos said: I made the music video for the song way back. Earned me a (swedish) grammy nomination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtgxBrSpro

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

Pap said:

Spiritual_Chaos said: I made the music video for the song way back. Earned me a (swedish) grammy nomination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtgxBrSpro

Cringed at that part in the doc. Same with the "Eddie uses his VMA for a door stop".

Malroth · February 2019

No

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

I wasn't trying to get the thread locked, if that is what you mean.

I'm just not as good at comedy as you. I will leave.

SD48277 · February 2019

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Sounds like she is the one. Marry her.

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

SD48277 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Sounds like she is the one. Marry her.

mcgruff10 · February 2019

Yes

Spiritual_Chaos said:

SD48277 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Sounds like she is the one. Marry her.

That’s Agnes?!

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

SD48277 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Sounds like she is the one. Marry her.

That’s Agnes?!

No, that's Agn-Ace!

Spiritual_Chaos · February 2019

HesCalledDyer said:

mcgruff10 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

SD48277 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

^^^Just join in, like you did last time, or leave. People just want to have fun in this thread. FFS.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm completely lost in this discussion now...

How was Valentine's Day? Last we heard, a girl showed up...

We went to the concert together. Drank a few beers. She thought I should really get a cat ASAP. She has childhood pictures of herself painted as Ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqPu1s5Ias

Sounds like she is the one. Marry her.

That’s Agnes?!

No, that's Agn-Ace!

Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

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