EV New song Alert! No way they go all the way!

teskeincteskeinc Posts: 1,784
edited October 2008 in The Porch
I'll be the first to say, its still a game
I've seen all the teams, and the Cubs are the same
When you're born in Chi-town, you know that you're fucked
Once in the playoffs, the Cubs always sucked

100 years down, they've always been lame
2008, another season down the drain
One man saw them win, and thats John McCain
There's no way they go all the way, Nah, no way they go all the way

Why bother winning, the people always come
VIP's, fair-weathered fans and the bleacher bums
"Holy Cow" was always their cheer
Wrigleyville's full, as long as there's beer

Is the ivy really magic, covering that old scoreboard
When Dempster and Big Z completely got gored
All this talk of "our year", frankly I got bored
Nah, there's no way they go all the way, Nah , no way they go all the way,
Nah, no way they go all the way, Nah , no way they go all the way, Nah, no way they go all the way

And here's to Eddie Vedder, and his catchy tune
That the Cubs fans clamoured to play in their rooms
All the joy of the season, has all turned to gloom
As 35,000 last night, stood and booed

Yes Ernie Banks said, "Oh, lets play two"
But choking to L.A. , what happened Sweet Lou
Shroud up this season, in a casket and hearse
The whole world now knows, that the Cubs are cursed

Losing is tradition, for the old and the new
Crying in the fall, is the real Cubbie blue
Just wait til next year!, is the battle cry
The lovable losers just gave out a sigh

How many generations, will pass in the night
As the Cubs play all season, then blow the playoff plight
I'll look to the sky and know I was right...
To know they'll never go all the way, Nah, no way they go all the way
Nah, no way they go all the way, Nah, no way they go all the way
Nah, no way they go all the way, Nah, no way they go all the way


Sorry Ed, had to do it.
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Comments

  • teskeinc wrote:
    As 35,000 last night, standed and booed
    you mean "stood"?... dumbass...

    the series isnt over yet!
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • teskeincteskeinc Posts: 1,784
    sgossard3 wrote:
    you mean "stood"?... dumbass...

    the series isnt over yet!
    yeah sorry , changed some words around. series is over though
  • MalMal Posts: 74
    teskeinc wrote:
    yeah sorry , changed some words around. series is over though


    Yea, you're right. The series is over. No team has ever come back from being down 2 or 3 games to none.

    Oh wait.............................

    2004 Boston Red Sox.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,000
    Mal wrote:
    Yea, you're right. The series is over. No team has ever come back from being down 2 or 3 games to none.

    Oh wait.............................

    2004 Boston Red Sox.



    Thanks alot :D
  • you mean the 2004 boston red yankees
  • KDH12KDH12 Posts: 2,096
    how about i believe in miracles....
    **CUBS GO ALL THE WAY IN......never **
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    hahahaha...i think that is really funny for some reason. nice work.
  • lostpuppylostpuppy Posts: 110
    only one team (out of 23) has ever come back from being down 2 nothing in a best of 5


    so you gotta figure, they have a 4% chance.....

    that's better than 1 in a 100
  • Let me know when Vegas gets any actual sport
  • teskeincteskeinc Posts: 1,784
    PearlSam23 wrote:
    Let me know when Vegas gets any actual sport
    Boxing? MMA?

    Other than being at the actual game, there's no place better to watch then at one of the best books.
  • bicyclejoebicyclejoe USA Posts: 1,203
    I blame that God awful EV cubs song for the team's decline.
    My Pearl Jam Road: 10/22/90 Seattle | 12/22/90 Seattle, Moore Theater | 9/29/92 Seattle, Magnusson Park, Drop in the Park | 9/5/93 The Gorge, with Neil Young and Blind Melon | 7/20/06 Portland, Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall with Sleater-Kinney | 7/22/06 The Gorge, 10/21/06 Mountain View, Shoreline Ampitheatre, Bridge School Benefit | 9/21/09 Seattle | 9/22/09 Seattle | 9/26/09 Portland, OR | 7/14/2011 Eddie Vedder, Portland, OR | 11/29/13 Portland, OR
  • teskeincteskeinc Posts: 1,784
    bump for the Cub fans
  • looks like my peeps in Chi-town have a reason to hate Manny too!

    fucking greedy over-rated douche-bag!

    I'm glad he's gone(from Boston) but i suspect you cub fans aren't.



    GO RED SOX!!
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