Dumb question: entire USA sits at one table. Who sits at the head of it?

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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Case and point...
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,685
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
    I dislike Natalie Portman....

    how about Justin Timberlake? does anyone dislike him personally?  maybe not a fan of his music but seems like a cool dude.
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
    I know where she can sit after dinner... :blush::innocent:
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,405
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
    I know where she can sit after dinner... :blush::innocent:
    What if dinner is Mexican food or franks & beans?
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Poncier said:
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
    I know where she can sit after dinner... :blush::innocent:
    What if dinner is Mexican food or franks & beans?
    Gotta weigh the benefits to the disadvantages.  She's vegan, anyway, so I'm not too worried.
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    pjhawks said:
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    Oh stop it...

    Fine , I'll choose Natalie Portman then...
    I dislike Natalie Portman....

    how about Justin Timberlake? does anyone dislike him personally?  maybe not a fan of his music but seems like a cool dude.
    Yes,  I dislike his music, but do like him...
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    The head of the table is one of our own @brianlux
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,555
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Put Dolly Parton at the head, nobody got beef with Dolly!
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  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,908
    keanu reeves
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  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,384
    Winfrey is a terrible choice she is disliked by many...
    But at the end of the dinner, Oprah would say, "you get a car, and you get a car"
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,405
    Close the thread, head of the table is Dwayne Johnson.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    Hmm. I'm not a fan of most of the names mentioned. They might be fighting words, but I'd wager that Tom Hanks is the most overrated actor of our time.

    I like the round table idea.

    How about more women? In the Willie Nelson vein, how about Dolly Parton? She's Nelson's songwriting equal. Or Mavis Staples? Or Michelle Obama?

    While I'm tempted to argue the absurdity of the original question (no offense intended, OP, my mind immediately went to visualizing the size and placement of the table, how one would even know where the head was and who sat there, etc.), I think it does lead to an interesting cultural question: who is the defining character, the embodiment, of American (literary) culture? England has Shakespeare, Russia has Pushkin, Germany has Goethe, Poland has Mickiewicz (nice statue of him in Krakow!) -- who is the quintessential American author, the "father" of American literature? We also could have the same discussion about other art forms -- who is the embodiment of American music? Etc. 
    Probably Mark Twain. But there's also Hemingway, Hawthorne, Whitman, Poe, Dickinson (mother of American literature?) to choose from.
    I like the idea of Mark Twain, but it might depend on at what age.  An elderly Twain would rake us all over the coals with his feelings about "the damned human race".


    If we are going to include those not among the living, I would consider this fine gentleman, John Muir:

    Or this amazing lady, Helen Keller:



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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,461
    Poncier said:
    Close the thread, head of the table is Dwayne Johnson.
    good choice
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    The head of the table is one of our own @brianlux
    Gotta be someone that wouldn't normally sit at the table...
    Howard Zinn 
    Hell no...
    rgambs said:
    Put Dolly Parton at the head, nobody got beef with Dolly!
    This is funny!
    keanu reeves
    You do know how long it takes him to answer questions right?
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    Fuck it! I'll be the one:

    Chuck Norris- yeah, I went there
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Fuck it! I'll be the one:

    Chuck Norris- yeah, I went there
    Ick.  Yuck.

    No whackos please!


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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Time to close this thread forever...

    Chadwick sits at the head of the fucking table.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    rgambs said:
    Time to close this thread forever...

    Chadwick sits at the head of the fucking table.
    Aye!  Sir Chadwick!
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    rgambs said:
    Time to close this thread forever...

    Chadwick sits at the head of the fucking table.
    Tough to argue with that one
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    keanu reeves
    Whoa
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,817
    George Clooney, never heard anyone dislike George
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  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    I revert back to my initial response form months ago:

    Mr. Tom Hanks - either as himself or as Mr. David S. Pumpkins. 
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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