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I'm Really in the Mood for a PANTS Thread :-)

eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
edited April 2005 in Words and Music...Communication
It's so stupid, I can't help but love it.

I'll start...

His pants spread out before me
like his body once did-
Life is the riddle
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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  • Bu$hleagueBu$hleague Posts: 78
    uh... what the hell...?

    um...

    He still wears his pants, he wears them everyday.
    The shirts he recieves are the clothes that are changed....
    "I'm like an opening band for the sun"
  • eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    Oh-kaaay, apparently not many remember the Pants threads on the old boards. You take a PJ lyric and change a word or words to "pants", creating a stupid but sometimes hilarious new lyric. A few possibilities:


    Tell him, take no more
    she practices her speech as he opens his pants...


    Three crooked pants with stars all around
    I miss you, old pants...


    All the rusted pants we ignore throughout our lives
    choosing the shiny ones instead...


    ALRIGHT, I SAID IT WAS STUPID! But it's still a little bit fun.
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
  • JesterTGameJesterTGame Posts: 109
    oh please let it rain today, my pants so filthy, like my mind in ways.
    Fuck me if i say somthing you dont want to hear,
    Fuck me if you only hear whats in your head.
    Fuck me if you can, coz im not leaving here.
  • JesterTGameJesterTGame Posts: 109
    i seem to recognize your pants. haunting ,familiar i cant seem to place it cannot find my pants i though, i like my name. my pants are catching up with me
    Fuck me if i say somthing you dont want to hear,
    Fuck me if you only hear whats in your head.
    Fuck me if you can, coz im not leaving here.
  • JesterTGameJesterTGame Posts: 109
    drawing pants on mountain tops. with pants ontop. lemon yellow pants, arms raised in a v, the dead lay in pools of maroon pants. dady didnt give me pants.
    Fuck me if i say somthing you dont want to hear,
    Fuck me if you only hear whats in your head.
    Fuck me if you can, coz im not leaving here.
  • eddies grrleddies grrl Posts: 509
    There ya go!
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
  • PJaholicPJaholic Posts: 81
    I love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

    Once upon a time
    I could control my pants
    "i'm lost, I'm no guide, but I'm by your side"
  • LittleSecretsLittleSecrets Posts: 10
    Pledge my greivance to the pants!
    Cause you don't give pants and take it back again.
    Nature has its own religion...
  • ListlessListless Posts: 37
    Ha, ha, ha what an amazing thread

    "Don't call me daughter not fit to, the pants kept will remind me
    ..she holds the pants that hold her down...

    Drop the pants, drop the pants, we are young..
    ..get outta my fucking pants
    delight, delight, delight in our pants...
    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
    "I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane."
    "I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink."
    "There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk"
    -Tom Waits
  • RooskieRooskie Posts: 7
    I hope someday u have a beautiful pants,i hope ul be a pants,in somebody elses pants!ha ha
    What is a man without opinions and principals?

    What matters is not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man!

    I walk firmer and more secure uphill than down!
    WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
  • Bu$hleagueBu$hleague Posts: 78
    And the pants I'm wearing home,
    Ain't indicitive of my place...
    "I'm like an opening band for the sun"
  • ProvidenceHunterProvidenceHunter Posts: 52
    the waiting drove me mad.. pants are finially here and I'm a mess...take your pants back
    Peace through superior firepower!
  • armanHammerarmanHammer Posts: 471
    YELLOW PANTLETTER

    Un-a-zipped
    On some pants, a letter sat
    Then you said "I wannt zip them again"
    Once I saw them
    In a basket of dirty clothes
    And in the basket, I wanna leave them again
    yeah
    On some shorts, I wanna wish-them-all-away
    And I call out I say that "i want my pants zipped" and I call out again, yeah
    And the zipper
    Oughta leave her calm I know
    I said:
    "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WEAR NOT THE BOXERS OR THE PANTS"
    Ah yeah- ahahaha! Can't you see them?
    In the laundry basket, but they don't waaaaaave
    I see them
    Round the front way, yeah
    And I know and I know
    I don't wanna stay
    Unzip me! (Mike solo)
    (end solo)
    Ooh I see, I don't know uh what shorts are
    I wanna iron it all away
    I said:
    "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WEAR NOT THE BOXERS OR THE PANTS"
    Ah yeah- ahahaha! Can't you see them?
    In the laundry basket, but they don't waaaaaave
    I see them
    Round the front way, yeah
    And I know and I know
    I don't wanna stay-- unzipped, at all
    I DON'T WANNA STAYEAAAAAAYAYAY unzipped, yeah
    I don't wanna stay
    Unzipped
    I don't
    Wanna...
    yeah
    Riverside.. LA.. California. EV?
  • ontheflipsideontheflipside Posts: 65
    Never shook satan's pants, look see for yourself
    you'd know it if i had, those pants don't come off
  • JesterTGameJesterTGame Posts: 109
    i hate you for starting this thread coz all i do i college is think of pants.

    id rather be, id rather be id rather be with pants

    clearly i remember picking on my pants, such a harmless set of pants, but he unleashed my pants, knashed his teeth and bit the reccess ladies pants, how could i forget, and he hit me with his dirty pants, my jaw left hurtin, droped right open.
    Fuck me if i say somthing you dont want to hear,
    Fuck me if you only hear whats in your head.
    Fuck me if you can, coz im not leaving here.
  • Ms. ProgressiveMs. Progressive Posts: 600
    armanHammer wrote:
    YELLOW PANTLETTER

    Un-a-zipped
    On some pants, a letter sat
    Then you said "I wannt zip them again"
    Once I saw them
    In a basket of dirty clothes
    And in the basket, I wanna leave them again
    yeah
    On some shorts, I wanna wish-them-all-away
    And I call out I say that "i want my pants zipped" and I call out again, yeah
    And the zipper
    Oughta leave her calm I know
    I said:
    "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WEAR NOT THE BOXERS OR THE PANTS"
    Ah yeah- ahahaha! Can't you see them?
    In the laundry basket, but they don't waaaaaave
    I see them
    Round the front way, yeah
    And I know and I know
    I don't wanna stay
    Unzip me! (Mike solo)
    (end solo)
    Ooh I see, I don't know uh what shorts are
    I wanna iron it all away
    I said:
    "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WEAR NOT THE BOXERS OR THE PANTS"
    Ah yeah- ahahaha! Can't you see them?
    In the laundry basket, but they don't waaaaaave
    I see them
    Round the front way, yeah
    And I know and I know
    I don't wanna stay-- unzipped, at all
    I DON'T WANNA STAYEAAAAAAYAYAY unzipped, yeah
    I don't wanna stay
    Unzipped
    I don't
    Wanna...
    yeah


    Excellent:)
  • Ms. ProgressiveMs. Progressive Posts: 600
    Have you beliefs on how this life ends?

    Checked your pants and studied the lines?
  • bigmuzzbigmuzz Posts: 299
    oooohhhhh.....
    i will walk with my pants down
    i will walk with my pants blood
    i will walk with my shadow pants
    into your garden....
    garden of pants........
    Sydney Wed 8 Nov 2006....

    when all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll.........

    see me @ www.myspace.com/bigmuzz

    keep on rockin!.......
  • bigmuzzbigmuzz Posts: 299
    Ooo...
    I admit it. What's to say? Yeah.
    I'll relive it without pants. Mmmm.
    Back street lover on the side of the road.
    I got a bomb in my pants that is gonna explode.
    I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes. I play.

    Once upon a time I could control my pants.
    Ooh, once upon a time I could lose my pants. Yeah.





    hehehe, damn this is fun. and addictive.......
    Sydney Wed 8 Nov 2006....

    when all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll.........

    see me @ www.myspace.com/bigmuzz

    keep on rockin!.......
  • bigmuzzbigmuzz Posts: 299
    Dirty Frank Dahmer he's a gourmet cook, yeah.
    I got a recipe for pants soup, yeah.
    Sydney Wed 8 Nov 2006....

    when all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll.........

    see me @ www.myspace.com/bigmuzz

    keep on rockin!.......
  • bigmuzzbigmuzz Posts: 299
    She lies and says she's in love with him. Can't find a better pants.
    She dreams in color, she dreams in red. Can't find a better pants.
    Can't find a better pants.





    i gotta stop now, this is just too much fun.....
    Sydney Wed 8 Nov 2006....

    when all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll.........

    see me @ www.myspace.com/bigmuzz

    keep on rockin!.......
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