Joe Biden vs. Donald Trump

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  • Joe Biden
    jeffbr said:
    As soon as Joe and Don squared up, Donny's bone spurs would flare up, and the fight would have to be deferred. 

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  • dmaradona10dmaradona10 Posts: 915
    Donald Trump
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
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  • dmaradona10dmaradona10 Posts: 915
    Donald Trump
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
    I'm glad someone gets my references.
    That brings me to the two theories and one needs to be chosen. Did Trump play dirty to win or did he try to sandbag it and had no real desire to become President? (Fire and Fury Theory)
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Posts: 19,171
    Joe Biden
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
    I'm glad someone gets my references.
    That brings me to the two theories and one needs to be chosen. Did Trump play dirty to win or did he try to sandbag it and had no real desire to become President? (Fire and Fury Theory)
    He had no idea what the job of being President actually entailed. Nor did he want to lose to Hillary Clinton. So he did want to win but he never, ever wanted the job that he now has.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020
    Joe Biden
    JimmyV said:
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
    I'm glad someone gets my references.
    That brings me to the two theories and one needs to be chosen. Did Trump play dirty to win or did he try to sandbag it and had no real desire to become President? (Fire and Fury Theory)
    He had no idea what the job of being President actually entailed. Nor did he want to lose to Hillary Clinton. So he did want to win but he never, ever wanted the job that he now has.
    And Team Trump Treason wanted to embarass Obama and needed the money. Team Trump Treason is leveraged out the ass.
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  • vaggar99vaggar99 Posts: 3,427
    trump will go low.  he'll imply that Biden was somehow responsible for his own son's death.  why, because he's fucking little bitch.  prisons were made for people like him.
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,446
    Joe Biden
    Trump can’t even beat up a gnat.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
    Joe Biden
    unsung said:
    Why promote violence?
    Exactly someone should tell orange bafoon about spewing violence or did you forget the campaign that's all he did was promote violence against anyone who voiced an opposite point of view from his ...
    actually it was Biden who threw out the first "punch". 
    Ok so what does that dismiss all the violence idiot bafoon spewed during the campaign ? someone should of already punched idiots teeth out by now with all the people he has attacked sheesh ...
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,029
    Joe Biden
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
    I'm glad someone gets my references.
    That brings me to the two theories and one needs to be chosen. Did Trump play dirty to win or did he try to sandbag it and had no real desire to become President? (Fire and Fury Theory)
    When it was announced Trump won you could see by the look on his face he didn't know whether he was "shot, fucked, powder-burned or snakebit" (one of my favorite lines from :Good Morning, Vietnam). 
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020
    Joe Biden
    brianlux said:
    I mean you have to put all things into consideration in a No Holds Barred match.  The person who wins will cheat, this includes biting, scratching, twisting and using your weight to the best of your ability.   Trumps hair weighs more than Biden's Mass Body Index.  Plus age is a factor. Biden is getting up there. 
    Just like he did to win the presidency ...
    I'm glad someone gets my references.
    That brings me to the two theories and one needs to be chosen. Did Trump play dirty to win or did he try to sandbag it and had no real desire to become President? (Fire and Fury Theory)
    When it was announced Trump won you could see by the look on his face he didn't know whether he was "shot, fucked, powder-burned or snakebit" (one of my favorite lines from :Good Morning, Vietnam). 
    Great quote folks.
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  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    Joe Biden
    If Trump has his flotation ability it could be a different story.


  • dmaradona10dmaradona10 Posts: 915
    Donald Trump
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  • Joe Biden
    unsung said:
    Why promote violence?
    Exactly someone should tell orange bafoon about spewing violence or did you forget the campaign that's all he did was promote violence against anyone who voiced an opposite point of view from his ...
    actually it was Biden who threw out the first "punch". 
    Ok so what does that dismiss all the violence idiot bafoon spewed during the campaign ? someone should of already punched idiots teeth out by now with all the people he has attacked sheesh ...
    of course not. I'm just putting it in proper context. 
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
    Joe Biden
    unsung said:
    Why promote violence?
    Exactly someone should tell orange bafoon about spewing violence or did you forget the campaign that's all he did was promote violence against anyone who voiced an opposite point of view from his ...
    actually it was Biden who threw out the first "punch". 
    Ok so what does that dismiss all the violence idiot bafoon spewed during the campaign ? someone should of already punched idiots teeth out by now with all the people he has attacked sheesh ...
    of course not. I'm just putting it in proper context. 
    you always do ! i offcourse always fly off the handle when it comes to this putrid human ...
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  • Lerxst1992Lerxst1992 Posts: 6,636
    Joe Biden
    Biden 90-10 on here. Big surprise.
  • unsungunsung Posts: 9,487


    He has a point.
  • Joe Biden
    unsung said:


    He has a point.

    lol

    Okay rephrase the question: which of these wimps would win in a scrap?

    You gotta think to yourself, "Which of these guys could muster the most stinging slap? And which of these guys is capable of fluttering multiple slaps?"

    Then you just make an educated guess I figure?
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  • Joe Biden
    I just wondered what it would be like seeing a slo-mo of Donald's face being slapped? Man... there would be loose skin jiggling everywhere and for an extended amount of time.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,950
    Joe Biden
    I just wondered what it would be like seeing a slo-mo of Donald's face being slapped? Man... there would be loose skin jiggling everywhere and for an extended amount of time.

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  • Joe Biden
    PJ_Soul said:
    I just wondered what it would be like seeing a slo-mo of Donald's face being slapped? Man... there would be loose skin jiggling everywhere and for an extended amount of time.


    hahahahaahah
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
    Joe Biden
    PJ_Soul said:
    I just wondered what it would be like seeing a slo-mo of Donald's face being slapped? Man... there would be loose skin jiggling everywhere and for an extended amount of time.

    lol awesome 
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,435
    Biden will be winning, and just as he goes for the pin, Putin will come out, knock out the referee then give a quick 3 count to Trump while Biden stands in shock. 

    "Mah gawd, King! Someboday stop the damn match!!"
  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    Joe Biden
    Biden will be winning, and just as he goes for the pin, Putin will come out, knock out the referee then give a quick 3 count to Trump while Biden stands in shock. 

    "Mah gawd, King! Someboday stop the damn match!!"

    :rofl:

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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,435
    All of a sudden the crowd goes nuts and running down the aisle comes Bernie Sanders with a steel chair!


  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020
    Joe Biden
    Putin off the turnbuckle.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Posts: 36,976
    edited March 2018
    Joe Biden
    Hillary runs out of the crowd, jumps the barrier, climbs up to the ring apron, distracts putin by unbuttoning her pant suit by one button...then:

    JR: good god almightY it's Obama! he's right behind Putin! he drops to his knees! CROTCH SHOT! CROTCH SHOT! JESUS MURPHY, KING, OBAMA JUST HIT PUTIN WITH A CROTCH SHOT!"

    King: "JR, we're gonna see floppy puppies! floppy puppies JR!!!"
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  • lolobugglolobugg Posts: 8,192
    Joe Biden
    Hillary runs out of the crowd, jumps the barrier, climbs up to the ring apron, distracts putin by unbuttoning her pant suit by one button...then:

    JR: good god almightY it's Obama! he's right behind Putin! he drops to his knees! CROTCH SHOT! CROTCH SHOT! JESUS MURPHY, KING, OBAMA JUST HIT PUTIN WITH A CROTCH SHOT!"

    King: "JR, we're gonna see floppy puppies! floppy puppies JR!!!"

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH what's under that pantsuit!!!

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  • JimmyVJimmyV Posts: 19,171
    Joe Biden
    Hillary runs out of the crowd, jumps the barrier, climbs up to the ring apron, distracts putin by unbuttoning her pant suit by one button...then:

    JR: good god almightY it's Obama! he's right behind Putin! he drops to his knees! CROTCH SHOT! CROTCH SHOT! JESUS MURPHY, KING, OBAMA JUST HIT PUTIN WITH A CROTCH SHOT!"

    King: "JR, we're gonna see floppy puppies! floppy puppies JR!!!"

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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,029
    Joe Biden
    I want to see them in one of those goofy wrestling matches.

    "Ladies and gentlemen, in the left corner wearing a chartreuse Borat mankini, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEN!"

    "And over in the right corner,  in a hot pink signature model Melania thong, the defending champion, DONAAAAAAAAAAALD TRUUUUUUUUUMP!"
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