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chopped liver

Chopped Liver
(Sung to the tune of Moon River)
Chopped Liver, onions on the side
my social life has died, from you
my friends shun me, they out-run me,
the smell of my breath, is slow death, sad but true
Your odors' twice as bad as beer,
and people who drink beer agree,
I know that your smell will not end,
always I'll offend, my halitosis friend
Chopped liver, in me.
my age is showing.....:)
(Sung to the tune of Moon River)
Chopped Liver, onions on the side
my social life has died, from you
my friends shun me, they out-run me,
the smell of my breath, is slow death, sad but true
Your odors' twice as bad as beer,
and people who drink beer agree,
I know that your smell will not end,
always I'll offend, my halitosis friend
Chopped liver, in me.
my age is showing.....:)
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