Annoying Commercials

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  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    hedonist said:
    KC138045 said:
    hedonist said:
    The commercials that miserably fail at attempting to be clever or humorous are what irritate the bejesus out of me.

    Ross - the kids playing with their toys look like something out of Children of the Corn.  Soulless!
    Again on the kid front, any ad that uses them to say something only an adult would.
    Those motherfucking cars in the driveway with a big bow - who does that?
    JEWELRY COMMERCIALS.  That's the way to someone's a woman's heart?  Most of that shit is fugly and gaudy.

    Now, give me the happy ASPCA or Honeybaked ham commercials?  I'm in, baby!
    Happy ASPCA commercial?  Those are so sad, especially the ones with the Sara McGlaughlin music playing.
    Gah!  I should've clarified the Subaru ones where they promote donations to the ASPCA (among other charities).  I can't take Sara's version at all.
    Oh got ya
    Columbus-2000
    Columbus-2003
    Cincinnati-2006
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    Wrigley-2013
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    Wrigley 1 & 2-2018
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    K A R S KARS FOR KIDS
    K A R S KARS FOR KIDS!

    DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY!!!
    You’re an asshole. You know that?

    Now I’m going to have that running through my head all damn day. 
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Halts Maul You Pappnase!!!
    https://youtu.be/mFA59OtWh5c

    Did you even press "play"?
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    No way, man. 

    The thing is that the stupid jingle works. Two of our three cars that reached the end of the road were donated. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    dankind said:
    No way, man. 

    The thing is that the stupid jingle works. Two of our three cars that reached the end of the road were donated. 
    My friends donated to WFUV.  They don't care if u have a title or not!
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,179
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    FLO
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited December 2017
    Malroth said:
    FLO
    I wanna get Flo pregnant 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    edited December 2017
    At Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru, we have Hyundais and Subarus!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdopTDcQtog

    Post edited by HesCalledDyer on
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,179
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Malroth said:
    FLO
    I HATE FLO.  Those commercials were the first ones I thought of for this thread.
    Any prescription medication commercial.  Those should be illegal.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,179
    WTF?

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    edited July 2020
    OK, that was just creepy.

    Speaking of Flo, the Progressive folks are really desperate now.

    I also can't stand the Trivago guy, who thankfully I haven't seen since the virus outbreak.

    Oh, and those goddamn "what's in YOUR wallet" commercials featuring celebrities who probably don't give a shit about earning free miles and cashback on their credit cards.
    Post edited by hedonist on
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    And to any "actress" who lives a pampered life with facials and massages and injections and crap, please don't hawk L'Oreal and Olay products to me, bitch.

    Ahh, that felt good.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited July 2020
    Pharmaceutical commercials. 

    "So you have a lil fungus on your toenails? Take this spiffy pill and it'll get rid of it in just a few months."

    "It has been found that in some, Spiffy Toenail Fungus Killer has caused bleeding from both eyes, fingers to necrose, spleens to explode and unexplainable internal swelling with oily discharge."

    "Spiffy Toenail Fungus Killer. Ask your doctor today about a way to get your beach feet ready again."
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I have a crush on Flo. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    dankind said:
    I have a crush on Flo. 
    I'm a fan of the Toyota gal.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Old Navy commercials make me wish I was dead.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,880
    The recent spate of commercials related to lockdown.
    The Microsoft Teams commercials (which seemed to play 6 times an hour). Flo and company doing a zoom meeting in several commercials.
    The aforementioned Toyota gal saying "we're still here and when you need a new car we'll be here" 
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  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,357
    tempo_n_groove said:
    dankind said:
    I have a crush on Flo. 
    I'm a fan of the Toyota gal.
    Me too! And I'm almost willing to get a Capital 1 card just because Jennifer Garner. Not sure if that counts. 
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,357
    tempo_n_groove said:
    K A R S KARS FOR KIDS
    K A R S KARS FOR KIDS!

    DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY!!!
    My first thought when I read the thread title. So, I jumped in to see if it had been named. And nofuckinjoke...it started playing on the radio just as I was reading DK's response to T-n-G's listing it. That commercial is the god damned devil!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory

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