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Worst place to get poison ivy?

MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
edited September 2017 in All Encompassing Trip
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.

Worst place to get poison ivy? 5 votes

Your face
40%
UnthoughtNameSmallestOceans 2 votes
Your Hands
60%
HesCalledDyerGreen Circlergambs 3 votes

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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    edited September 2017
    I screwed up again.  Was supposed to have feet and balls on this list also.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Your Hands
    In between the fingers sucks, it's incredibly hard not to itch it raw.

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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,603
    Got on my feet last summer.  Badly.

    My electrician was here doing some work on the pool's power set up and he saw my feet.
    Him:  Fuck, dude, Poison Ivy, right?
    Me:  Yeah, bugging the hell out of me but as you can see I look like I am most of the way through it.  Called my ER Dr buddy, and he hooked me up with what I needed to kill it.
    Him:  I had it a few years ago and refused to see a doc.  Ended up getting it all over my body - I think my mouth and asshole were the only two spots I did not have it.  My wife came home and found me laying on the floor, moaning.  I wish I had gone to the Dr sooner!
    Me:  You had it on your frank & beans?
    Him:  Hahah, yeah, everywhere I touched.

    Ouch!  Balls would have to be worse than feet but feet were not a lot of fun.
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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,179
    Perfect place for the "Rectum, damn near killed em!" joke?
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,804
    We have poison oak here in the west.  One weekend while on a Boy Scout Camping trip we played a kind of hide and seek game in the bushes not realizing there was poison oak everywhere.  And I got it... everywhere.  :grimacing:
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    markymark550 said:
    Perfect place for the "Rectum, damn near killed em!" joke?
    Ha!

    You're gonna need an ocean
    Of calamine lotion
    You'll be scratching like a hound
    The minute you start to mess around

    Luckily, I've never have suffered from poison ivy or oak - hopefully never will, either.


  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,007
    Tecnu
    Tecnu
    Tecnu
    Buy a gallon of Tecnu; you're welcome.

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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    i'd say the worst place is Cleveland.

    yeah.. cleveland for sure.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Lizard said:
    i'd say the worst place is Cleveland.

    yeah.. cleveland for sure.
    The mistake by the lake.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,150
    Looks pretty bad on the face. :lol:

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i've had poison ivy, poison oak & whatever else is out there that'll jam you up. never had it downstairs - frontside or backside. have had it everywhere else oozing a delightful yellow fluid.
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Your Hands
    My vote may be biased as I've never had poison ivy on my face. 










    Except for that time I dressed up as The Joker for Halloween...
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,150
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My vote may be biased as I've never had poison ivy on my face. 










    Except for that time I dressed up as The Joker for Halloween...
    Badda bing!
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,476
    inside your asshole
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My vote may be biased as I've never had poison ivy on my face. 










    Except for that time I dressed up as The Joker for Halloween...
    Badda bing!
    Any geek worth his/her comic book collection knows that Poison Ivy cannot stand The Joker.

    Perhaps if you dressed up as Harley Quinn you’d get that rash.
    :glasses:
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Your Hands

    Being severely allergic to all the poison leaves I can attest that your feet are the worst. Being at work,

    forced to wear sox and shoes to the office. the rash, the blisters, the heat that your feet obtain by being in your leather dress shoes....pure agony!!

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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Your Hands
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My vote may be biased as I've never had poison ivy on my face. 










    Except for that time I dressed up as The Joker for Halloween...
    Badda bing!
    Any geek worth his/her comic book collection knows that Poison Ivy cannot stand The Joker.

    Perhaps if you dressed up as Harley Quinn you’d get that rash.
    :glasses:
    I tried. She wouldn't dress up as Harley.
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
    friend of mine and her boyfriend went in to the bush to get down to bid-ness. she ended up with poison ivy on her knees and he got it on his ass and elbows :lol:
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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    Green Circle said:

    Being severely allergic to all the poison leaves I can attest that your feet are the worst. Being at work,

    forced to wear sox and shoes to the office. the rash, the blisters, the heat that your feet obtain by being in your leather dress shoes....pure agony!!

    Yes. feet is the worst place to get poison ivy....

    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    ....balls are the best.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    HesCalledDyer said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    My vote may be biased as I've never had poison ivy on my face. 










    Except for that time I dressed up as The Joker for Halloween...
    Badda bing!
    Any geek worth his/her comic book collection knows that Poison Ivy cannot stand The Joker.

    Perhaps if you dressed up as Harley Quinn you’d get that rash.
    :glasses:
    I tried. She wouldn't dress up as Harley.
    Harley would be the one who could possibly get a face full of Poison Ivy. 

    :glasses:
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,804
    edited September 2017
    And then there's nettles (places like Oregon and Washington) and chiggers (Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky etc.)

    Oh, and my favorite- ticks!
    Post edited by brianlux on
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Nettles are tasty. 

    I used to get chiggers all the time growing up. Itched like crazy!
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