Who would win?

Malroth
Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
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A tiger or an average man with a chainsaw.
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Mal - tiger, all the way. I am so partial to tigers.

    Although...I may need more information regarding surrounding circumstances of the tiger, the man, the chainsaw (plugged in?) and what would constitute a win.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    Well, death. You are correct though. Even with the chainsaw already rolling, tiger wins.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,835
    in your theoretical matchup, the tiger wins.

    how about tiger vs. chadwick with a steak knife?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Tossing chadwick into the mix, well...mixes it up.

    So, the latter, Wob. But only for chadwick.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    You ask the best questions Mal! Lol
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,979
    I think the noise of the chainsaw would scare the shit out of the tiger and he/she would run away.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    eddiec said:

    I think the noise of the chainsaw would scare the shit out of the tiger and he/she would run away.

    Depends on the tiger. If it is Hobbes, he would f*ck up the dude with a chainsaw.
    Wobbie said:

    in your theoretical matchup, the tiger wins.

    how about tiger vs. chadwick with a steak knife?

    Again, if we are talking about Hobbes, there would be no fight...they would end up sharing a smoke together. :smiley:
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    Dog vs Kangaroo vs Man
    https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ok... y'all are funny, comical folks here. it is true that i have a bit of a fantasy in regards to scrapping around some... yep i am one stupid asshole.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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