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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856

    Pooping

    No, you really wouldn't like the alternative.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527

    Pooping

    No, you really wouldn't like the alternative.
    Trust me.. she's right! ( ps I've seen one of the alternate routes.. it was HORRIFIC.)
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    Shaving. Hate it.
  • Work. Not the kind of work where you labor all day and produce something tangible. I mean wasting my days in front of a computer answering phone calls and returning emails. That work.
    . . . the in between is mine.
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576

    Shaving. Hate it.

    Don't!
    lol
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    I could without having to listen to people piss and moan and pule about cold weather and snow for the next 4 months!
    Small talk will now solely consist of bitching about the winter season that comes, like clockwork, every year...just as it has for their entire lives and they still can't get over it.

    I could also do without having to pay bills. That would be nice.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623

    Shaving. Hate it.

    Just shaved off my November beard last night and the goatee was two weeks older. That took a good half hour.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    rgambs said:

    Shaving. Hate it.

    Don't!
    lol
    If only I could actually grow a beard! I look ridiculous when I don't shave for awhile...it comes in all patchy.
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491

    rgambs said:

    Shaving. Hate it.

    Don't!
    lol
    If only I could actually grow a beard! I look ridiculous when I don't shave for awhile...it comes in all patchy.
    Need to get yourself a double edge safety razor, brush, a soap puck, and a mug. Make shaving a ritual. It becomes fun, honestly!
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    To get sick in any form.
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449
    rgambs said:

    I could without having to listen to people piss and moan and pule about cold weather and snow for the next 4 months!
    Small talk will now solely consist of bitching about the winter season that comes, like clockwork, every year...just as it has for their entire lives and they still can't get over it.

    I could also do without having to pay bills. That would be nice.

    I will never understand why people continute, as you said, to talk about the same shit every season. they bitch about the weather constantly, in the same manner, with the same comments, every fucking year.

    if you hate it that much, move.

    I hate it (I live in Winnipeg FFS), but don't feel the need to complain about it every fucking day.
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449

    Work. Not the kind of work where you labor all day and produce something tangible. I mean wasting my days in front of a computer answering phone calls and returning emails. That work.

    THIS
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449
    washing dishes.

    cleaning up my kids toys after I've stepped on them and made a barbie/lego/shopkins indent in the bottom of my foot.
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856

    washing dishes.

    cleaning up my kids toys after I've stepped on them and made a barbie/lego/shopkins indent in the bottom of my foot.

    I like washing dishes. I like being in hot water.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    I could do without icy roads since I'm a cycle commuter. Otherwise I generally don't complain about the weather.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449

    washing dishes.

    cleaning up my kids toys after I've stepped on them and made a barbie/lego/shopkins indent in the bottom of my foot.

    I like washing dishes. I like being in hot water.
    actually, it's the only sanctuary I get during the day. don't get me wrong, I love my daughters, but I often will offer to wash the dishes just to have an excuse to put on the headphones without (as much) interruption.
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,656

    Getting up every day and going to work.

    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,656

    Anything to do with any type of weather less than 75 degrees and sunny. Fuck snow, fuck rain, fuck ice, fuck layers of clothing, fuck wind, fuck boots, fuck gloves & dexterity loss, fuck wearing jackets while driving, fuck windshield wiper fluid, fuck gas bills, fuck blankets. I hate it all!!

    And I'll go opposite. I would love to live without weather that is above maybe 13C (55F). I HATE HATE HATE warm/hot weather.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449
    PJ_Soul said:

    Anything to do with any type of weather less than 75 degrees and sunny. Fuck snow, fuck rain, fuck ice, fuck layers of clothing, fuck wind, fuck boots, fuck gloves & dexterity loss, fuck wearing jackets while driving, fuck windshield wiper fluid, fuck gas bills, fuck blankets. I hate it all!!

    And I'll go opposite. I would love to live without weather that is above maybe 13C (55F). I HATE HATE HATE warm/hot weather.
    you live in the perfect place in the world then!
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856

    PJ_Soul said:

    Anything to do with any type of weather less than 75 degrees and sunny. Fuck snow, fuck rain, fuck ice, fuck layers of clothing, fuck wind, fuck boots, fuck gloves & dexterity loss, fuck wearing jackets while driving, fuck windshield wiper fluid, fuck gas bills, fuck blankets. I hate it all!!

    And I'll go opposite. I would love to live without weather that is above maybe 13C (55F). I HATE HATE HATE warm/hot weather.
    you live in the perfect place in the world then!
    Ha!

    No, it actually gets above 13oC here. Not hugely above, mind you, but it does.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf