Cologne

Some of these new guys we've employed recently douse themselves in cologne. Enough so that I know when the one fucker gets in (he sits an aisle over). If you're so smelly you have to wear cologne here's an idea. Take a shower, use soap.
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  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,774
    a little goes a long way

    On Occasion I use Acqua di Gio( not to work, maybe out to dinner)....I do shower, twice a day if I'm exercising that day. Its not to hide BO.

    On a side note, smelling like cigs is a lot grosser. Literally an ash tray
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    Is Empty the new Rob?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    A little dab will do ya. Funny you brought up cigarettes. I was going to say that I'd rather be in a room full of people smoking. This one guy must use 1/2 a bottle a day.

    Is Empty the new Rob?

    Is that a bad thing?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • CROJAM95 said:

    a little goes a long way

    On Occasion I use Acqua di Gio( not to work, maybe out to dinner)....I do shower, twice a day if I'm exercising that day. Its not to hide BO.

    On a side note, smelling like cigs is a lot grosser. Literally an ash tray

    That's the cologne I use as well. Very subtle and not overpowering (unless you bathe in it).

    I don't use it very often though. My wife got it for me 3 years ago and have only used about 5% of it.
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Beautiful city, wish I had done more than just pass through on a train!
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  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,774

    CROJAM95 said:

    a little goes a long way

    On Occasion I use Acqua di Gio( not to work, maybe out to dinner)....I do shower, twice a day if I'm exercising that day. Its not to hide BO.

    On a side note, smelling like cigs is a lot grosser. Literally an ash tray

    That's the cologne I use as well. Very subtle and not overpowering (unless you bathe in it).

    I don't use it very often though. My wife got it for me 3 years ago and have only used about 5% of it.
    same with me...its a clean one. And I got a big bottle 2 xmas ago, have a quarter left

    Talking Cologne always makes me think of Anchorman....."Sex Panther...made with real bits of Panther, so you know its good" HAHA

  • CROJAM95 said:

    CROJAM95 said:

    a little goes a long way

    On Occasion I use Acqua di Gio( not to work, maybe out to dinner)....I do shower, twice a day if I'm exercising that day. Its not to hide BO.

    On a side note, smelling like cigs is a lot grosser. Literally an ash tray

    That's the cologne I use as well. Very subtle and not overpowering (unless you bathe in it).

    I don't use it very often though. My wife got it for me 3 years ago and have only used about 5% of it.
    same with me...its a clean one. And I got a big bottle 2 xmas ago, have a quarter left

    Talking Cologne always makes me think of Anchorman....."Sex Panther...made with real bits of Panther, so you know its good" HAHA

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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    rgambs said:

    Beautiful city, wish I had done more than just pass through on a train!

    Agreed on its beauty and charm. I spent a night there years ago.

    Glockenspiel!

    As to the scent side of things...what became of subtlety?
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,774
    There it is

    Brian Fantana haha

    Gotta revisit that on a rainy night, classic

    " It Smells like Bigfoots Dick"
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I suffer from scent sensitivity. That would give me an instant migraine. I'm sorry.
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  • hedonist said:

    rgambs said:

    Beautiful city, wish I had done more than just pass through on a train!

    Agreed on its beauty and charm. I spent a night there years ago.

    Glockenspiel!

    As to the scent side of things...what became of subtlety?
    Nice Tool reference.
  • CROJAM95 said:

    a little goes a long way

    On Occasion I use Acqua di Gio( not to work, maybe out to dinner)....I do shower, twice a day if I'm exercising that day. Its not to hide BO.

    On a side note, smelling like cigs is a lot grosser. Literally an ash tray

    That's the cologne I use as well. Very subtle and not overpowering (unless you bathe in it).

    I don't use it very often though. My wife got it for me 3 years ago and have only used about 5% of it.
    I wear the same stuff...or Black by Kenneth Cole or something from Dolce and Gabana. Typically not in office settings and only 1 spray (not direct) if I do. Ladies seem to enjoy it.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,893
    empty starts some good threads.

    even moreso when he's drinking.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237

    Some of these new guys we've employed recently douse themselves in cologne. Enough so that I know when the one fucker gets in (he sits an aisle over). If you're so smelly you have to wear cologne here's an idea. Take a shower, use soap.

    These are the kids that came up with Axe Body Spray. The all covering, choke worthy playa's cologne.
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  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    I like to use one cologne on my upper body, and a different scent down below.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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  • deadendp said:

    I suffer from scent sensitivity. That would give me an instant migraine. I'm sorry.

    Same here. Perfectly happy if no one used cologne ever.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329


    Is Empty the new Rob?

    The New Rob would be 69 years old.

    "69"
    :lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
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