Golf Course Attendants, know any?

I do...it's Rob
I've met Rob

DEGENERATE FUK

This place is dead

"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015

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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Rob!
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,892
    I've never been called an attendant. I have no title other than "seasonal employee." FML.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Wobbie said:

    I've never been called an attendant. I have no title other than "seasonal employee." FML.

    :rofl:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Poor Rob isn't even good enough to be an attendant.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Any in the Seattle area?
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    I wish I didn't.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,892

    Poor Rob isn't even good enough to be an attendant.

    bathroom attendant.....now there's a shitty job.

    F'me gave the poor dude hell in philly.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Bathroom attendant > lawn jockey
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    The one I know is late for work. Slacker.
    ELITIST FUK
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    The one I know is late for work. Slacker.

    Hahaha!! Get off the couch!! :wink:
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Seasonal employees matter.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    I heard you can hire goats to do the same job. Someone we know has a job goats can do. Literally, goats can do his job.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    One of my old college roommates designs golf courses.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Remember Furio.

    REMEMBER FURIO.

    (and hi, Wob :) )

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,892

    I heard you can hire goats to do the same job. Someone we know has a job goats can do. Literally, goats can do his job.

    computer nerds are always jealous of guys who do work with power tools.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    At least my company can't hire a goat to replace me. A well trained chimp yes, but not a goat.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418

    At least my company can't hire a goat to replace me. A well trained chimp yes, but not a goat.

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  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Posts: 4,004
    Wobbie said:

    I heard you can hire goats to do the same job. Someone we know has a job goats can do. Literally, goats can do his job.

    computer nerds are always jealous of guys who do work with power tools.
    I don't know if it's true but I've read somewhere that carpenter guys gets more...
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Annafalk said:

    Wobbie said:

    I heard you can hire goats to do the same job. Someone we know has a job goats can do. Literally, goats can do his job.

    computer nerds are always jealous of guys who do work with power tools.
    I don't know if it's true but I've read somewhere that carpenter guys gets more...
    Carpenters handle their own wood.
  • I wonder if golf course attendants get a cake at work on their birthday? Or do they just get told to go mow the grass.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,892
    Annafalk said:

    Wobbie said:

    I heard you can hire goats to do the same job. Someone we know has a job goats can do. Literally, goats can do his job.

    computer nerds are always jealous of guys who do work with power tools.
    I don't know if it's true but I've read somewhere that carpenter guys gets more...
    carpentry is another one of my skills. no lie.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Wob pounds on more wood than the average fellow.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Wob pounds on more wood than the average fellow.

    But still not as much as you :lol:
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  • I'm not sure that I know a golf course attendant but I'm pretty sure I know a real grouchy ski lift attendant. Or is it a warming hut attendant?
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    hedonist said:

    Remember Furio.

    REMEMBER FURIO.

    (and hi, Wob :) )

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    love that scene
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