Are the Bon Jovi DirecTV commercials the most pathetic thing you have ever seen?

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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    No
    justam said:

    The Lincoln commercials are ugly though. I especially dislike the one where he's telling his dogs they are going where he wants to go because he's driving and he has two legs. What a bastard!

    Because everybody offers their dogs sushi for dinner. I hate the one where we see him shaving.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,629
    edited June 2016
    No
    Depends if he's doing this as part of his rock star career or his acting career. But either way, no
    I miss igotid88
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Who Princess said:

    justam said:

    The Lincoln commercials are ugly though. I especially dislike the one where he's telling his dogs they are going where he wants to go because he's driving and he has two legs. What a bastard!

    Because everybody offers their dogs sushi for dinner. I hate the one where we see him shaving.
    These comments are hilarious.

    Yes! on the shaving and getting ready thing.

    *gazes at himself in the mirror*

    "God, you're beautiful."
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    No
    I don't believe you
    It can't be as bad as our nimble ads
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    Ok, I guess the idea is having a celebrity in your ad helps sales? I can honestly say I have never made purchase based on a celebrity endorsement. Never.
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • PJ-Cubs
    PJ-Cubs Posts: 3,377
    HesCalledDyer said:

    Dumb, annoying... but I've seen way worse. JBJ looks really weird.

    In the first version of the commercial, I was floored by how old JBJ looked. Either that or he had some work done that did not turn out well.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    He is making money.. Doesn't need to punch a clock.. I'd say it's far from pathetic.. I'd take the check they cut him
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    I have Roku so I'm not bombarded with all commercials anymore.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    ....and what the hell is with that Johnny Depp ad? Drives to the desert, digs a hole, puts his chains and bracelets in it, all while still wearing his eyeliner from that day's shoot of the next Pirate's movie. :dizzy:
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    edited June 2016
    No
    Who Princess said:


    Because everybody offers their dogs sushi for dinner. I hate the one where we see him shaving.

    I don't like the shaving one either.

    I think what bothers me about the one with the dogs is that his dogs are his pets and therefore totally dependent on him and yet he's kinda using their powerlessness to puff himself up. That's what I find repulsive. He's not only being a bit of a bully but they already have no choice but to eat what he feeds 'em!

    And, who princess, you're sharp to notice the ridiculousness of taking the dogs out to any restaurant anyway!!!

    Argh!!!
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2016
    No
    Hootie was worse.

    https://youtu.be/ctnUCg2Sdqk
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    No
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Hootie was worse.

    https://youtu.be/ctnUCg2Sdqk

    Case closed! I couldn't even make it all the way through this.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,412
    No
    Malroth said:

    I've seen Along Came Polly.

    THIS.

    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Malroth said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Hootie was worse.

    https://youtu.be/ctnUCg2Sdqk

    Case closed! I couldn't even make it all the way through this.
    I thought I was on drugs when I first saw that.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:

    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
    image

    That looks so wrong, Hobbes.
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited June 2016
    hedonist said:

    Hobbes said:

    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
    image

    That looks so wrong, Hobbes.
    But enough about that L.A. sequel that NOBODY asked for but Paramount gave us.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    image
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Son of a..... !

    Both of youse.

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