Are the Bon Jovi DirecTV commercials the most pathetic thing you have ever seen?

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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2016
    No
    Hootie was worse.

    https://youtu.be/ctnUCg2Sdqk
  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    No
    Case closed! I couldn't even make it all the way through this.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"
  • No
    Malroth said:

    I've seen Along Came Polly.

    THIS.

    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
    image

  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Malroth said:

    Case closed! I couldn't even make it all the way through this.
    I thought I was on drugs when I first saw that.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:

    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
    image

    That looks so wrong, Hobbes.
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    edited June 2016
    hedonist said:

    Hobbes said:

    hedonist said:

    Aaaahahaha. The Matthew ad with the bull was just on.

    Both my husband and I, at the same time, "gore him!"

    He needs to learn this trick....
    image

    That looks so wrong, Hobbes.
    But enough about that L.A. sequel that NOBODY asked for but Paramount gave us.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    image
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Son of a..... !

    Both of youse.
  • NamiNami Posts: 5,995
    Yes
    hedonist said:

    Actually, I've been irritated for quite a while by Matthew McConaughy in those Lincoln commercials.

    "I've been driving Lincolns long before I was paid to."

    Alright, alright, alright....and fuck you!

    hahaha.
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i own a lincoln. at one time it was very nice. she's been abused & still she goes. she has seen better days. i am a terrible human being when it comes to maintenance & or taking good care of most things. in my defense i did not break the refrigerator or the dishwasher or the whatever else it is listed. frigg

    my question is why aren't i doing lincoln commercials? those are fine ass automobiles. without a doubt the best car i ever owned. mine will be fully redone someday. luxurious... that's me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    jbj commercials piss me off
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited June 2016
    the neighbors across the way are korean. they enjoy a good jovi a lot of the times. it is cranked up & baffling. im like what about alice in chains, pearl jam or pantera, something, anything? they don't like that stuff. it's new age country bullshit or jbj. holy shit! i give a pass beings they're from korea

    the lady of the house gets them to sometimes play the grateful dead. that lasts maybe 30 min which is a nice breather from the bologna that is jbj
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    chadwick, rollings is good at photoshop, I believe (thinking back to some pics posted).

    If she could replace that Matthew fellow with you in the Lincoln commercial, THAT would be the shit!
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Nami said:

    hedonist said:

    Actually, I've been irritated for quite a while by Matthew McConaughy in those Lincoln commercials.

    "I've been driving Lincolns long before I was paid to."

    Alright, alright, alright....and fuck you!

    hahaha.
    Loved it when South Park mocked that commercial. :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    the thing i dislike about the matthew lincoln commercials is that i see a lot of makeup he is wearing & it is bad.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    No

    Nami said:

    hedonist said:

    Actually, I've been irritated for quite a while by Matthew McConaughy in those Lincoln commercials.

    "I've been driving Lincolns long before I was paid to."

    Alright, alright, alright....and fuck you!

    hahaha.
    Loved it when South Park mocked that commercial. :lol:
    South Park is still on?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    No
    dankind said:

    Nami said:

    hedonist said:

    Actually, I've been irritated for quite a while by Matthew McConaughy in those Lincoln commercials.

    "I've been driving Lincolns long before I was paid to."

    Alright, alright, alright....and fuck you!

    hahaha.
    Loved it when South Park mocked that commercial. :lol:
    South Park is still on?
    Yeah, and it's actually still pretty good, believe it or not.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Yes
    that is amazing

    Jon Bon Jovi has nothing on that madness
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    No
    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    No
    PJ_Soul said:

    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.

    Haha, I really hope he did that commercial for charity money or something. I don't dig their music, but always liked their philanthropy. Shit, I think they gave the royalty rights to their biggest hit to charity.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Yes

    PJ_Soul said:

    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.

    Shit, I think they gave the royalty rights to their biggest hit to charity.
    probably why he ended up pimping Whoppers for The Man LOL
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2016
    No
    my2hands said:

    PJ_Soul said:

    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.

    Shit, I think they gave the royalty rights to their biggest hit to charity.
    probably why he ended up pimping Whoppers for The Man LOL
    It was a bacon tendercrisp ranch.
    :lol:
  • PJ_Soul said:

    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.

    Don't make fun of people with a lisp.
    They are thick and tired of hearing it.
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    No
    I'm trying to figure out how I've lived this long without ever seeing this before. :tired_face::tired_face:
    What was he going for, a new take on The Big Rock Candy Mountain?
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    No

    PJ_Soul said:

    Who knew Hootie had a lisp?? Not me.

    Don't make fun of people with a lisp.
    They are thick and tired of hearing it.
    :giggle:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    big axl on that throne with his leg staight, blue foot with toes sticking out probably and singing. now that's one ' f&*ucking pathetic sight! :loser:
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    edited June 2016
    hedonist said:

    chadwick, rollings is good at photoshop, I believe (thinking back to some pics posted).

    If she could replace that Matthew fellow with you in the Lincoln commercial, THAT would be the shit!

    hi hedo,
    I'm even better at Photoshop than you think because I use Paint :blush:

    oh what a wonderful idea tho....I'll get right on that!
    Post edited by rollings on
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