Please state any issues you have with the Karate Kid movies

CAVSTARR313
CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
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Daniel is a douche canoe and deserves the beat down he got for ruining Johnny's joint with water in the bathroom stall
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Poor parenting.. Mom moves across country for a computer job, quits that job to work in a Chinese restaurant, quits that job to move to Fresno whilst making her son live with the apartment complex's maintenance man.. Who, by the way, likes his booze and boats without the proper safety floatation devices.. And, may be into slave labor
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Why the hate, grasshopper?
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Just looking at the situation from a reality standpoint
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Golf-N-Stuff?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Seems to me there was way more "stuff" than golf.. And, it turns out Ali is a dirty back stabbing whore
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    From what I've seen on Nostalgia Critic, that Hillary Swank one is dumb as hell.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I'm pretty sure Daniel's mom's late 60's Chevelle wagon had an automatic transmission when they pulled up to Ali's house as she puts it into park.. But then a few minutes later it is magically a stick that can be push started by popping the clutch.. Bullshit
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Well, my husband's name is Daniel. And I occasionally have taken to tacking "San" after it.

    (he may or may not be happy with this)

    No one has a problem with Arnold??
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    And by Arnold, I mean this guy.

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  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,130
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    It just cannot be done
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Who is gonna give Ray J. T. Those waisted hours trying to catch a fly with chopsticks back? Ralph Macchio? Ali's obviously much uglier friends in an attempt to make her look hotter? I don't think so
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    So what I am hearing here is that you have tried wax on/wax off, the fly catching and whatever else I can't remember about that movie and none of it worked. You are not a ninja master and you are angry. It's ok let it all out Cav.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Macchio > Macho?
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
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    This scene. A 60-some-odd year old man beats up 5 or 6 minors and no charges are pressed? Pfft.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Hobbes gets it..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Teeth. Ralph has some way crooked teeth. I know, I know. Poor kid from Jersey, but . . .

    No charges for that car wreck Ralphie caused by running into traffic with the shower curtain strapped to his back and blinding drivers.
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,217
    edited June 2016
    The Karate Kid is a great movie. It’s the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose dreams and moxie take him all the way to the All Valley Karate Championship. Of course, sadly, he loses in the final round to that nerd kid. But, he learns an important lesson about gracefully accepting defeat.
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    No way in hell a dork like Daniel would leave Okinawa without Kumiko. What the hell was he thinking? I would have stayed in Okinawa for her. Damn.
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    Blasphemy. Sheer blasphemy.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    No one over 12 was allowed to see it so I have no idea what it's about.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

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