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I'm a bad fan :(

KV4053KV4053 Posts: 1,503
edited May 2016 in The Porch
I don't read Deep. Don't want to bend the pages.
I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine.

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  • KV4053KV4053 Posts: 1,503
    Wow. I just thought about that. What a strange reason to not read it. I need therapy.
    I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    This is hilarious.

    (By the way, you don't need to bend the pages to read 'em! Just delicately turn; no finger-licking prior either)
  • mr bunglemr bungle Posts: 1,334
    hedonist said:

    This is hilarious.

    (By the way, you don't need to bend the pages to read 'em! Just delicately turn; no finger-licking prior either)

    in summary? Delicately use a dry finger? Got it!
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,419
    Deep is finger-licking good.
  • on2legson2legs Posts: 14,990
    Do you have any stickers?
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  • KV4053KV4053 Posts: 1,503
    on2legs said:

    Do you have any stickers?

    A lot. I don't peel those.

    God, I need help
    I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    mr bungle said:

    hedonist said:

    This is hilarious.

    (By the way, you don't need to bend the pages to read 'em! Just delicately turn; no finger-licking prior either)

    in summary? Delicately use a dry finger? Got it!
    Just on books, otherwise - nope!

    I just gently flipped my way through my Deep. Ha!

    KV, we all need help in some way.

    Count your blessings =)
  • mr bunglemr bungle Posts: 1,334
    hedonist said:

    mr bungle said:

    hedonist said:

    This is hilarious.

    (By the way, you don't need to bend the pages to read 'em! Just delicately turn; no finger-licking prior either)

    in summary? Delicately use a dry finger? Got it!
    Just on books, otherwise - nope!

    I just gently flipped my way through my Deep. Ha!

    KV, we all need help in some way.

    Count your blessings =)
    Phew.. I thought I had wrong all this time! Thanks
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I'm a book snob.

    I loaned my buddy Lone Survivor and as we sat at the lake drinking beer, chilling out... I watched him slam back a mountain of Cheetos while turning the pages.

    It took a lot... but I just kept saying, "It's a book. It's meant to be read. It's no big deal" over and over in my head.

    There's that great internet story where a woman- as she's dying- speaks to her regrets: things like... not burning the candle that was given to her as a gift.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,517
    All my books have mustard stains.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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  • AngryGregAngryGreg Posts: 70
    Put on some white gloves and give it a read.
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    HughFreakingDillon said:

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    I can remember the days when finding a chunk of a Playboy was a coup. Bart and his buddies look like me and mine in our tree forts inspecting our materials lol!
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 2,926
    HughFreakingDillon said:

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    Hahaha, brilliant!
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  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    How in the world do you turn the pages? You must have been hell on your old text books from school!
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