ISO singles for MSG1 and MSG2

Yeah, I know – like the rest of the 10C, I'm looking to get in the door at MSG1 and MSG2 without going through StubHub. Anyone got singles? I'll take them anywhere. I can pay cash at meet-up on Sunday or Monday ... or I can PayPal in advance ... or I can offer up good merch from the four tour-opening Florida shows, or Lexington tomorrow. And I'm sure if you hook me up at face value and tell me your merch preferences, I can put together a nice little tip for you of tour swag. I'll take your spare GA, or reserved, or TicketBastard ... I don't care.
1992: Chicago, Tinley Park
1995: Chicago
2009: Chicago
2013: Chicago, Worcester I+II, Los Angeles I+II
2014: Cincinnati, Memphis, Moline, St. Paul, Milwaukee
2016: Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Tampa, Jacksonville, Lexington, Toronto II
2017: Ohana Fest (EV solo)
2018: Seattle I+II, Chicago I+II, Boston I
2022: Chicago I+II (EV & Earthlings), Los Angeles I+II, Las Vegas (canceled), New York, St. Louis
2023: St. Paul I+II, Chicago I+II, Indianapolis (canceled)
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