A perfect day
Godfather.
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LOL !!!! had to share this
Godfather.
1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 10 AM and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets,
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.
10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.
12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Bill ions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago , a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois .
And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!
Godfather.
1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio are sworn into office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 10 AM and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets,
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.
10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.
12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Bill ions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago , a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois .
And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!
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GF perfect day for 25% of population so will never happen.10-18-2000 Houston, 04-06-2003 Houston, 6-25-2003 Toronto, 10-8-2004 Kissimmee, 9-4-2005 Calgary, 12-3-05 Sao Paulo, 7-2-2006 Denver, 7-22-06 Gorge, 7-23-2006 Gorge, 9-13-2006 Bern, 6-22-2008 DC, 6-24-2008 MSG, 6-25-2008 MSG0
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What an unintelligent piece of crap lol
That is more utopian balloney than communism!Monkey Driven, Call this Living?0 -
Callen only 25% ? are you sure ?
rgambs wouldn't the Democratic world just shit if really turned out to be a Trump/Rubio house...sounds like a fish taco joint with slot machines HAHHAHHAHHA !
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Sign me up with the nuthouse!"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0
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I am smiling from ear to ear Godfather sitting at a bar in Chiang Mai Thailand. I Haven't even thought about any of that liberal shit in a week since I have been off the grid and only checked my email to see if I got Tics for Wrigley shows. Nice touch w/ the Shitcago reference....
On a lighter note, if anyone is in search of a most excellent adventure, Thailand has it all. I rode a freakin elephant through the jungle yesterday!! One of the coolest things I have ever done. Today I wrestled with baby tigers then went zip lining and white water rafting . Plus you will never feel more richer in your life then being in this country . Our $ goes so far here...0 -
This post should be renamed - My Worst Nightmare.0
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Enjoy Dan-O.0
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...and the USA goes down in flames, attacked by the rest of the world, and Canada emerges as the new world super power.0
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nicely done, dan
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Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Your president the trumpeter is giving is acceptance speech it's the same crap over & over again please give me one policy plan on anything or some truth whoajesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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There coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!!"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
Napoleon the 14th.....I still have it on a 45rpm but that aside my friend, you think Trump is crazy ? there are plenty of folks who say the same of Obama and every president before him so if you really want to think about it all of our opinions mean less than we understand, we're all swimming against the tide every election year.brianlux said:There coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!!
Godfather
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Love that record!Godfather. said:
Napoleon the 14th.....I still have it on a 45rpmbrianlux said:There coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!!
"7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken."Godfather. said:but that aside my friend, you think Trump is crazy ? there are plenty of folks who say the same of Obama and every president before him so if you really want to think about it all of our opinions mean less than we understand, we're all swimming against the tide every election year.
Godfather
Trump crazy? Not is this nut house. But hey, lucky me!! I got a room next to Bernie and those other guys!
Hey, check out those pink elephants out in the garden! Woo hoo!
Ah oh, time for meds. Gotta go!
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
"The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue."
the federal reserve is abolished and the families of the Congress members who voted for it are forced to forfeit the riches they derived therefrom. Lloyd Blankfein, Goldman Sachs, Steven Cohen, the bankster cartels, the IMF, the rothschilds and World Bank are indicted for crimes against humanity.
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Save me some LOL !brianlux said:
Love that record!Godfather. said:
Napoleon the 14th.....I still have it on a 45rpmbrianlux said:There coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!!
"7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken."Godfather. said:but that aside my friend, you think Trump is crazy ? there are plenty of folks who say the same of Obama and every president before him so if you really want to think about it all of our opinions mean less than we understand, we're all swimming against the tide every election year.
Godfather
Trump crazy? Not is this nut house. But hey, lucky me!! I got a room next to Bernie and those other guys!
Hey, check out those pink elephants out in the garden! Woo hoo!
Ah oh, time for meds. Gotta go!
Godfather.
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awesome man ! enjoy !!!!muskydan said:I am smiling from ear to ear Godfather sitting at a bar in Chiang Mai Thailand. I Haven't even thought about any of that liberal shit in a week since I have been off the grid and only checked my email to see if I got Tics for Wrigley shows. Nice touch w/ the Shitcago reference....
On a lighter note, if anyone is in search of a most excellent adventure, Thailand has it all. I rode a freakin elephant through the jungle yesterday!! One of the coolest things I have ever done. Today I wrestled with baby tigers then went zip lining and white water rafting . Plus you will never feel more richer in your life then being in this country . Our $ goes so far here...
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Perfect day = Fat head Cristie just dropped out maybe he'll go on a Twinkie binge and die from a sugar overdose good riddance fat boy ...jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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more like a burrito binge and end up with clogged arteries.....josevolution said:Perfect day = Fat head Cristie just dropped out maybe he'll go on a Twinkie binge and die from a sugar overdose good riddance fat boy ...
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That would work too !!Godfather. said:
more like a burrito binge and end up with clogged arteries.....josevolution said:Perfect day = Fat head Cristie just dropped out maybe he'll go on a Twinkie binge and die from a sugar overdose good riddance fat boy ...
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jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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