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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    edited February 2016
    Rob is so old, he goes to bed right after supper, and wakes up right before colonoscopy
    Post edited by rollings on
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Rob is so old, he thinks the Iowa Caucus is an orgy debt
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Rob is so old, he has endless material for this game
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    rollings said:

    Rob is so old, he thinks the Iowa Caucus is an orgy debt

    :kiss:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Rob is so old the Flintstones look modern to him...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    Rob's so old, Keith Richards calls him "Dad."
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,627
    HesCalledDyer said:

    Rob's so old, Keith Richards calls him "Dad."

    Oooohhhhh!!! Ouch! Haha!

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Yo momma...?

    Rob's so old, he use to tell "yo mammoth" jokes.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Wob's so old, he predates the letter R.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Rob's so old.

    That's it.
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,306
    Rob's so old, he expires before the yogurt does.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR;

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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Rob is so old he saw a Jimi Hendrix show...wait, that wasn't Rob....
    :smiley:
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    rgambs said:

    Rob is so old he saw a Jimi Hendrix show...wait, that wasn't Rob....
    :smiley:

    No but he did see Donnie and Marie Osmond live once.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    Rob's so old, the Wikipedia page for "Father Time" redirects to his 10C profile.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Hobbes said:

    Yo momma...?

    Rob's so old, he use to tell "yo mammoth" jokes.

    image
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Amongst the Ani said:

    rgambs said:

    Rob is so old he saw a Jimi Hendrix show...wait, that wasn't Rob....
    :smiley:

    No but he did see Donnie and Marie Osmond live once.
    it was a short babysitting gig
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,898
    rollings said:

    Rob is so old that he still walks to school in the snow....uphill

    both fucking ways!

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,627
    imalive said:

    rollings said:

    Rob is so old that he still walks to school in the snow....uphill

    both fucking ways!

    :lol:

    Go Rob, go!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,898
    brianlux said:

    imalive said:

    rollings said:

    Rob is so old that he still walks to school in the snow....uphill

    both fucking ways!

    :lol:

    Go Rob, go!
    without a backpack....books under my arm!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    imalive said:

    without a backpack....books under my arm!

    Do you carry them with a strap around them?
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    Books? You mean stone tablets?
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,898
    I used my belt but my britches wouldn't stay up, so I switched to a rope.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,798
    Rob is so old he’s been around longer than the phrase "is the glass half empty or half full," hence the name, Empty Glass.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Rob's so old his two favorite toys as a kid were rock and stick
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Rob is so old, he invented the wheel...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,627
    Rob is so old... well here, look for yourself:
    image
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    edited February 2016
    Rob's so old he remembers who discovered fire.
    Post edited by SD48277 on
    ELITIST FUK
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,627
    SD48277 said:

    Rob's so old he remembers who discovered fire.

    Why, that's right SD! In fact, here's a photo of Rob and two of his buddies on their Quest for Fire:

    image
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Rob is so old he was classmates with Ozzy.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,898
    Empty Glass said:

    Rob's so old his two favorite toys as a kid were rock and stick

    you left out my third favorite....
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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