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Tip of the day...

JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
edited January 2016 in All Encompassing Trip
give your tip of the day
go right ahead
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  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    mine
    keep far away from and dont get involved with
    magicians bc their power sauce is a trap and pure
    evil....
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    im not joking
    i have nothing to do
    with them....
    seriously...
    danger
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory Posts: 6,294
    Aluminum foil... if you look closely on your boxes of aluminum foil, there are little tabs that can be pushed in. They then help to hold in the roll of foil so it doesn't fall out when it is pulled.
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    thank you i never knew that
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    "Just the tip" =)

    A folded post-it makes for a wonderful, impromptu toothpick.
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    nice tip i cant use dental floss only tooth pics

    this goes with my tip
    deuteronomy 18;10-13
    the power source is from
    condemned angels (truely)
    and they are going to
    start a war on this earth
    by other means....
    if your clever you can work
    it out
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,466
    JWPearl said:

    nice tip i cant use dental floss only tooth pics

    this goes with my tip
    deuteronomy 18;10-13
    the power source is from
    condemned angels (truely)
    and they are going to
    start a war on this earth
    by other means....
    if your clever you can work
    it out

    what, exactly, your beef with dental floss?
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  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    my teeth are so tight together that when i use dental floss my gums bleed from force impact
    so i try to avoid dental floss
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    The Juggler said:

    JWPearl said:

    nice tip i cant use dental floss only tooth pics

    this goes with my tip
    deuteronomy 18;10-13
    the power source is from
    condemned angels (truely)
    and they are going to
    start a war on this earth
    by other means....
    if your clever you can work
    it out

    what, exactly, your beef with dental floss?
    Juggler, did you know you can use dental floss to cut perfect slices of cake?
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    hedonist said:

    The Juggler said:

    JWPearl said:

    nice tip i cant use dental floss only tooth pics

    this goes with my tip
    deuteronomy 18;10-13
    the power source is from
    condemned angels (truely)
    and they are going to
    start a war on this earth
    by other means....
    if your clever you can work
    it out

    what, exactly, your beef with dental floss?
    Juggler, did you know you can use dental floss to cut perfect slices of cake?
    are you positive on that
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,466
    JWPearl said:

    hedonist said:

    The Juggler said:

    JWPearl said:

    nice tip i cant use dental floss only tooth pics

    this goes with my tip
    deuteronomy 18;10-13
    the power source is from
    condemned angels (truely)
    and they are going to
    start a war on this earth
    by other means....
    if your clever you can work
    it out

    what, exactly, your beef with dental floss?
    Juggler, did you know you can use dental floss to cut perfect slices of cake?
    are you positive on that
    no way. can't be done.

    and, jw---a little bleeding of the gums is worth it for clean, healthy teeth!
    www.myspace.com
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    no i have sliced my gums with it alot so i gave up on the taste of blood
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    making music like this...
    romans 12;15...
    proverbs 13;17...
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    we must make the innocent stronger
    and the wicked obliged/comply
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,627
    edited January 2016
    Don't play on the freeway.

    You're welcome.
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    Don't eat yellow snow!
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  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    If you go out to eat tonight, and the waitress or waiter is competent, tip extra. Hell, if they are not very good give 'em even more.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,898
    tip of the day for you office workers: don't shit where you eat.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Don't go to bed with an itchy bum.

    You'll wake up with stinky fingers.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Power sauce...

    Hmmmm.....
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    - Christopher McCandless
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    On election day vote for trump.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,768
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    On election day don't vote for trump.

    fixed :wink:
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  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    On election day vote for trump.

    Fixate much?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • ehbaconehbacon Posts: 1,971
    When eating Doritos/cheetos out of the bag, fold up the bottom to push the chips up so you don't get your hands all cheesy
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    ehbacon said:

    When eating Doritos/cheetos out of the bag, fold up the bottom to push the chips up so you don't get your hands all cheesy

    Unless you're going to suck them out of the bag once pushed up, I recommend chopsticks :)
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you
    walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can
    say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

    (Jack Handey)
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Stop feeding trolls. I have trouble with this one myself. Experience talking. It just encourages the stupidity.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Cheers to that, WYTM!

    And Thirty, I'm a Handymanfan =)

    Another tip is to get some good smart comedy in on at least a weekly basis. Not even live, just listen, drink it in and LAUGH.

    Patton Oswalt right now.
  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    forgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgive...........................
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Malroth said:

    forgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgiveforgive...........................

    Hitting my own hurdles on that one - I so wish it were that easy.
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