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The Rock for POTUS

Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
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Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

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The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass! Hillary Clinton and Scott Walker is gonna go down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check their candy ass in at the Smackdown Hotel. Know you role and shut your mouth.

Seriously, I would vote for Dwayne Douglas Johnson over anybody else that has so far flung their hat in the ring.

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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    From what I've seen of him over the years, he seems to be a stand-up guy who's done much good (and has no problem making fun of himself).

    Absolutely love Dwayne!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    The one thing that worries me ... will he will rule with the People's Elbow, or the Corporate Elbow.

    I'm thinking the first term will be ruled by The People's Elbow, but history is has shown that the second term could possibly be ruled by The Corporate Elbow, with the last year probably returning to The People's Elbow.

    Either way, it will be better then the shit circus I have witnessed for nearly all my life.

    The dude has a motor.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-rock-obama/n12452
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JimmyVJimmyV Posts: 19,172
    chadwick said:

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-rock-obama/n12452

    He is a great SNL host. His next appearance will earn him induction into the five-timers club.

    ___________________________________________

    "...I changed by not changing at all..."
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    edited June 2015
    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    InHiding80 said:

    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.

    Plus he is rumored to play Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Obama should do the right thing to prevent this from happening: Fire Biden, hire The Rock, and then resign from office, thus making The Rock POTUS.

    There is only one Jack Burton and that Jack Burton is Kurt Fucking Russell.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Jason P said:

    InHiding80 said:

    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.

    Plus he is rumored to play Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Obama should do the right thing to prevent this from happening: Fire Biden, hire The Rock, and then resign from office, thus making The Rock POTUS.

    There is only one Jack Burton and that Jack Burton is Kurt Fucking Russell.
    Can't be.Hes Snake Plissken
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    InHiding80 said:

    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.

    Plus he is rumored to play Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Obama should do the right thing to prevent this from happening: Fire Biden, hire The Rock, and then resign from office, thus making The Rock POTUS.

    There is only one Jack Burton and that Jack Burton is Kurt Fucking Russell.
    "If I'm not back in 24 hours...CALL THE PRESIDENT."
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Isn't Dwayne Hawaiian? Those silly cons who believe Kenya is where Aloha was filmed will be butthurt like crazy.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    rr165892 said:

    Jason P said:

    InHiding80 said:

    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.

    Plus he is rumored to play Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Obama should do the right thing to prevent this from happening: Fire Biden, hire The Rock, and then resign from office, thus making The Rock POTUS.

    There is only one Jack Burton and that Jack Burton is Kurt Fucking Russell.
    Can't be.Hes Snake Plissken
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    InHiding80 said:

    At least he won't do crappy movies like San Andreas. The only good thing from Ahnuld being governor because his later movies like End of Days sucked.

    Also, I was a resident of Cali at the time and had the privilege of voting for "Ahnuld" at the time.

    I think it was the first time I voted, because at the time I didn't give a crap about politics (ahhh, the good 'ol days ...)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNr0WXQ3Ho4

    To be fair, he was the best option ... unless Mary Carey decided to run topless
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Steph Curry can suck my ...

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

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    What about Carl Waethers? We already have two Predator governors. Why not 3?
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    InHiding80 said:

    Jason P said:

    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

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    What about Carl Waethers? We already have two Predator governors. Why not 3?
    Because he died in Rocky IV. Duh...
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Jason P said:

    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

    image

    What about Carl Waethers? We already have two Predator governors. Why not 3?
    Because he died in Rocky IV. Duh...
    Dying in Predator didn't damage Ventura. Just saying.
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2015
    InHiding80 said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Jason P said:

    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

    image

    What about Carl Waethers? We already have two Predator governors. Why not 3?
    Because he died in Rocky IV. Duh...
    Dying in Predator didn't damage Ventura. Just saying.
    Well everybody knows that The Predator movies aren't real...jeez.
    Post edited by WhatYouTaughtMe on
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    InHiding80 said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Jason P said:

    Holy crap! I was cool with The Rock, but now we have Jack Burton / Snake Plissken, and The Governator in the mix .... Mind blown ...

    (terry crews, you're still in the running ...)

    image

    What about Carl Waethers? We already have two Predator governors. Why not 3?
    Because he died in Rocky IV. Duh...
    Dying in Predator didn't damage Ventura. Just saying.
    Well everybody knows that The Predator movies aren't real...jeez.
    Neither is that damn robot from Rocky IV.
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