The First Church of Cannabis

CH156378

http://news.yahoo.com/tune-in--toke-up--smile-big--introducing-the-first-church-of-cannabis-155421770.html

It's a miracle!! Praise theLord!!

hedonist

I just want to be able to smoke in the peace of my own home (or someone else's) - this church thing strikes me as contrived and convoluted.

"don't be a troll on the internet" - what does that even have to do with pot? And how are any of the tenets related to weed? Most of that stuff is basic common / human sense.

That said, there's a virgin bowl next to me calling my name!

Amongst the Ani

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

rgambs

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Find yourself, lose yourself...either way enjoy!

brianlux

I'm SO glad I read this thread title wrong. At first I thought it said "First Church of Cannibals".

hedonist

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

hedonist

brianlux said:

I'm SO glad I read this thread title wrong. At first I thought it said "First Church of Cannibals".

Hello, Clarice.

CH156378

I just put some fresh holy water in the bong. Think I'll go have communion in the garage right now.
I know there is a joke about coffee and doughnuts after mass in here somewhere.

hedonist

Coffee and doughnuts? No offense to muskydan, but are you a cop?

I hope you put a couple of ice cubes in the water!

rgambs

O Holy Snowbong, thy smoke is ever smooth.
Thy toke is huge, and provides for me to buffalolung forever in thy name.

CH156378

I bet this church will have one hell of a choir.

benjs

CH156378 said:

I bet this church will have one hell of a choir.

I'll join the choir. They're welcome to preach to me as much as they'd like! In fact, think I'll "go to church" right now.

HughFreakingDillon

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I agree on the 4/20 thing. All the losers with no jobs show up at the provincial legislature, smoke all day, eat all their doritos and chocolate bars, and leave a mess of litter worse than kindergarten kids. Its a disgrace, and is a complete misrepresentation of your average smoker. It just totally panders to those who are opponents of the movement.

rr165892

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I think he may have got it from this.I know we used it as well.Ask Mr.Hedo if this is it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fyWirJjuO5I

Gern Blansten

This Church is a direct challenge to Indiana's new religious freedom law. They are throwing Pence's bullshit law back in his face.

It will be interesting to see how it plays out.

hedonist

rr165892 said:

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I think he may have got it from this.I know we used it as well.Ask Mr.Hedo if this is it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fyWirJjuO5I

I asked, he said no but he got the term from his older sister so maybe Steve did play a part!

PJ_Soul

HughFreakingDillon said:

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I agree on the 4/20 thing. All the losers with no jobs show up at the provincial legislature, smoke all day, eat all their doritos and chocolate bars, and leave a mess of litter worse than kindergarten kids. Its a disgrace, and is a complete misrepresentation of your average smoker. It just totally panders to those who are opponents of the movement.

It's not like that at the Vancouver 4/20 though, which is just a huge trade show for weed and paraphernalia, along with political-like speeches about legalization from Mark Emery's crowd (though you're not bashed over the head by it - you'd have to go and actively stand and listen if you're interested), and bands playing and stuff. It's a good deal. Way too crowded though. They need a bigger space than the downtown core.

Godfather.

HughFreakingDillon said:

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I agree on the 4/20 thing. All the losers with no jobs show up at the provincial legislature, smoke all day, eat all their doritos and chocolate bars, and leave a mess of litter worse than kindergarten kids. Its a disgrace, and is a complete misrepresentation of your average smoker. It just totally panders to those who are opponents of the movement.

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH "LETS GET SMALL" was a Steve Martin quote in some of his .....old stand up back in the 80's, you giving me flash backs hahhahhahhahhah !!!!

Godfather.

callen

Godfather. said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

hedonist said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The commandments are funny. Don't be a donkey hole as the first made me laugh.This reeks to me of someone who is looking for their life's calling and made a stretch to find a way to do what they really want, lead a group of people. More power to them but sometimes things like this tend to set back the legalization movement. It will only encourage religious people in other faiths to entrench more into their view points. I'm all for people worshiping what they desire but the publicity nationally on this probably isnt going to be good when FoxNews picks it up.

I have a loaded bowl waiting for later and will try and find myself. Thats my new euphemism for smoking pot. I'm going to go find myself.

Ha! My guy told me when he was younger, he and his friends referred to it as "getting small". Not sure how that term came about but it worked for them.

From here, this church/religion thing seems similar to the annual 4/20 smoke-out nonsense. Perhaps mis-perceived, but the hippie/slacker image contradicts and detracts from the many of us who are responsible stand-up folks who happen to smoke every day for whatever reason.

I agree on the 4/20 thing. All the losers with no jobs show up at the provincial legislature, smoke all day, eat all their doritos and chocolate bars, and leave a mess of litter worse than kindergarten kids. Its a disgrace, and is a complete misrepresentation of your average smoker. It just totally panders to those who are opponents of the movement.

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH "LETS GET SMALL" was a Steve Martin quote in some of his .....old stand up back in the 80's, you giving me flash backs hahhahhahhahhah !!!!

Godfather.

Right. Still play king tut LP from time to time. "I used to smoke marihuana........ ........ but never at dusk. "