rejected ideas for threads.

Malroth

How odd our bodies are becoming underneath our clothing.

(rejected for its wordiness)

OffSheGoes35

Malroth said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Daily Affirmations with Malroth

Edit: (Malroth is never here daily)

Oh, I would be for this.

Lol!
Makes me happy just thinking about it. Oh the possibilities...  

dankind

OffSheGoes35 said:

Dankind's Tips for Helicopter Parents

Every time I read about Greta Thunberg, it reminds me how much my kids suck. 

OffSheGoes35

LOL

Stop reading about Greta. Or come up with your very own Scared Straight regimen.  

dankind

OffSheGoes35 said:

LOL

Stop reading about Greta. Or come up with your very own Scared Straight regimen.  

My daughter made a sign yesterday morning. 

Big whoop!

OffSheGoes35

Wobbie

dankind said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Dankind's Tips for Helicopter Parents

Every time I read about Greta Thunberg, it reminds me how much my kids suck. 

it’s all in the parenting.

or, at least, half the parenting.

dankind

Wobbie said:

dankind said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Dankind's Tips for Helicopter Parents

Every time I read about Greta Thunberg, it reminds me how much my kids suck. 

it’s all in the parenting.

or, at least, half the parenting.

I know, right. Her mom just keeps aiding and abetting the suck.

Case in point: my daughter woke me up, asking me what she should write on her global climate strike sign. I told her to leave me the fuck alone and that if she didn’t know what to write on her goddamn sign, then perhaps this wasn’t her social issue.

I mean, if she really cared, she’d know exactly what to write. And that would be awesome.

Anyway, guess who helped her....

I guess pretending to care is better than not caring at all. :i_dunno:

I still haven’t even looked at her sign. Why would I reward such halfassery with any attention?

I think I’m more of a catapult parent than a helicopter parent. (Child, if you brought your brain with you, then we may speak. If not, go bother someone else.)

Hobbes

dankind said:

Wobbie said:

dankind said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Dankind's Tips for Helicopter Parents

Every time I read about Greta Thunberg, it reminds me how much my kids suck. 

it’s all in the parenting.

or, at least, half the parenting.

I know, right. Her mom just keeps aiding and abetting the suck.

Case in point: my daughter woke me up, asking me what she should write on her global climate strike sign. I told her to leave me the fuck alone and that if she didn’t know what to write on her goddamn sign, then perhaps this wasn’t her social issue.

I mean, if she really cared, she’d know exactly what to write. And that would be awesome.

Anyway, guess who helped her....

I guess pretending to care is better than not caring at all. :i_dunno:

I still haven’t even looked at her sign. Why would I reward such halfassery with any attention?

I think I’m more of a catapult parent than a helicopter parent. (Child, if you brought your brain with you, then we may speak. If not, go bother someone else.)

Dan be all...

Wobbie

“I’m going to buy a teapot”

wait, what?

dankind

Wobbie said:

“I’m going to buy a teapot”

wait, what?

How dark do you take your tea? I like to let my bags steep for a good while, dunking and agitating until I hit it with the cream. 

oftenreading

dankind said:

Wobbie said:

“I’m going to buy a teapot”

wait, what?

How dark do you take your tea? I like to let my bags steep for a good while, dunking and agitating until I hit it with the cream. 

I’m sure the agitation factor is high. 

vogonpoetbythelake

I'm sure 30 seconds is plenty🤣😚🤣