Am I right to plan a plundering of the company above us that destroyed my cubicle over the weekend? I have my army assembled at work with the promise we go Viking style. You can keep whatever you can carry out whether that be equipment or people you have taken a fancy to.
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Yes. They are a newer software company that just moved in. They have macs and employ a lot of younger just out of college aged females. That is how I recruited my army so far. I want revenge and will cover all travel expenses for those to wish to come pillage with me.
Will I get fired after said plundering?
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
You want revenge on girls in their early 20s? What?
I'm using those girls as bait to recruit my army. I work with a lot of middle aged guys (we are a software company) and they are a service software company. Much like Yelp who is also in our building but for another industry. They have a lot of young staff instead of an office full of developers. Those bastards are subletting their suite from us for gods sake. They built a new kitchen and didn't drain it right. I ran into the office at 6:55 for a 7am meeting to find everything in my cube soaked from water and tile juice (it was a white liquid). It did get me upgraded on my monitor but I had to give up my ergonomic keyboard as the office stopped carrying them. I am the fastest 2 finger typer ever and it is based on the keys in a certain spot. Now I have to retrain myself on a regular keyboard again. I want revenge for this injustice.
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Comments
Are you easily bored?
Are you tired today?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
It's raining here is it raining where you are?
Do you like beef jerky?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you like cracker Jack?
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Do you like Cap'n Crunch?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you consider Halloween a holiday?
Do you like candy corn?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do think the warriors will win the NBA championship?
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Seattle
Do you think the Duck will win the Stanley Cup?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
If you were a fish in a bowl, would you only crap on one side of the tank?
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Seattle
Have you asked the same question twice in this game?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you have at least one irrattional fear/phobia?
Tattooed Dissident!
Have you asked the same question twice in this game?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Do you have tattoos?
Tattooed Dissident!
Does empty have low blood sugar today that is causing mental challenges?
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Seattle
Do you like the tune Runnin' On Empty?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Is that song stuck in your head now?
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Do you have a song stuck in your head?
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Seattle
Do you like The Who tune - Is It In My Head?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Will Keith Richards outlive Ozzy Osbourne?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
If given the opportunity, would you like to shake Keith's hand?
Is the girl that just walked by me with her dog hot? (Hint, I'm going to take a stroll)
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
(envisioning Empty doing a quick stroll
Have pit bulls gotten short shrifted?
Am I right to plan a plundering of the company above us that destroyed my cubicle over the weekend? I have my army assembled at work with the promise we go Viking style. You can keep whatever you can carry out whether that be equipment or people you have taken a fancy to.
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Seattle
Can you help pay for my flight to 'zona so I can help my boy out?
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This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Will I get fired after said plundering?
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Seattle
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Seattle
Yes. While I am doing nothing to my work they will probably not like me militarizing their employees.
Do you watch Law and Order SVU?
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Seattle